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  1. Sep 28th, 2004, 12:11 AM #1
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    Human Ram

    Danial has really bad memory. Can someone tell me how to make human ram so I can fix this problem?

    Please list all the steps from step one. Generate sourcecode and hardware specifications for each. Then, please give me the solution so i can patent it and put my name on it.
    Make sure its detailed so I can understand it. Then, i will put my group of 500 employees to work on it and make millions of dollars. I already spoke with Bill Gates and he is willing to give up his whole company if this worked. We have an agreement... its almost as good as that 100% security application someone made, and then it was cracked in 2 minutes, which i will not mention any names.... about... ahem

    Raladin, maybe you can come up with a solution I can buy and make 1,000,000,000,000 dollars.

    Please post code and hardware sketches, its URGENT!










    ...Danial you laughing yet.
    Last edited by invitro; Sep 28th, 2004 at 12:19 AM.
    ok, so... windows takes 1 minute to search for a file on my PC yet google.com takes 1 second to search the entire internet?
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    you can come up with a solution I can buy and make 1,000,000,000,000 dollars.
    only problem is that it will cost ya $2 million!
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    Been done.
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    lol.. thats actually kinda scary
    ok, so... windows takes 1 minute to search for a file on my PC yet google.com takes 1 second to search the entire internet?
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    Originally posted by invitro
    lol.. thats actually kinda scary
    You have been circulating my pictures too
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    Yeah, they payed me a lot of money and threatened to kill me if I didnt take it. What could I do?
    ok, so... windows takes 1 minute to search for a file on my PC yet google.com takes 1 second to search the entire internet?
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  9. Sep 28th, 2004, 05:17 PM #8
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    For those of you who came in here and said.. "Hey, this topic is a total waste of space."
    I absolutly agree with you, but heres something interesting to make up for it.

    http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,116655,00.asp

    If your interested, go on google and search for "Microsoft patents personal network".

    Maybe we can fix Danial up pretty shortly.
    ok, so... windows takes 1 minute to search for a file on my PC yet google.com takes 1 second to search the entire internet?
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