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**Ex-FB** · Mar 29th, 2004, 02:01 PM

I've been away for a while, and having read up on a number of the threads, I think I can save you all a load of trouble.

Here you go, please alternate between the following statements below to create your own thread.

- Bush is dumb (insert random fact about his self serving policies)

- Repsond with personal insult and call the person one or more of the following
1) Tree hugging lefty
2) Nazi-lover
3) Peace-nik
4) Anti-American
and follow up with a comment about how if the rest of the world had their way we'd all be giving in to terrorists and make up some history about how the US won the last two world wars after valiantly entering the fray just in the nick of time.

Repeat as long as you think it's necessary.

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 29th, 2004, 02:30 PM

good 'un SD

**RSINGH** · Mar 30th, 2004, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
good 'un SD

You just won't be happy until we're all speaking Gabonese will you

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 30th, 2004, 10:10 AM

Screw you tree hugging hippie

**RSINGH** · Mar 30th, 2004, 11:02 AM

Watch it - I will get you banned for having a different opinion to me you chickenhawk.

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 30th, 2004, 11:36 AM

Yeah ? All mouth and no trousers eh ... ya pinko

**Ex-FB** · Mar 30th, 2004, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
good 'un SD

Thanks!

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 01:31 AM

funny thing is that no-one bothers ...

It'd be funny reading though since I've put the whole neo-con oh-we're-fantastic-screw-the-rest xenophobic ranting brigade on ignore

**Ex-FB** · Mar 31st, 2004, 10:40 AM

Oh, you're missing out. There's ben some priceless one's recently....

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 10:57 AM

really, one of them found a new shout besides the one you've listed ? Oo arr, which one ?

**Ex-FB** · Mar 31st, 2004, 11:00 AM

Well, not really, it's all the same sort of stuff, but it is funny to read their "educated opinion".

Apparently Europe is insane for condeming the assassination without trial of a criminal. Regardless that these assasinations often kill innocent bystanders (apparently up to 60 in total from these type of strikes so far), and push the peace process further back. So according to this logic I can set off a car bomb in Boston to kill an IRA fund raiser, and if it happens to kill a few other people that's all fine, it's obviously their fault for being near the car anyway.....

Stunning how simplistic some of these people are. Ohhhh, we'll never back down in the face of aggression, so what will we do? I know! we'll be aggressive to the enemy, and I'm sure "they'll" back down, after all they're all snivelling cowards, not strong proud Americans like us.....

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 11:05 AM

Ah SD, you could always see it as thinning out the herd I s'pose

**Ex-FB** · Mar 31st, 2004, 11:13 AM

Oh, I lied, we do have a new one.

Screw the UN..they wanted to wait until we were all blown up before they would do anything. Whether or not they have WMD isn't the point, the point is that they kept leading us to believe they did, so IMHO they got what they deserved.

Apparently those wiley Iraqi's tricked the US and UK into believing they had WMD so we would attack.......

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 11:14 AM

crafty ... good job they have their sophisticated, well-paid and above all well-trained intelligence agencies to see right through it ... err, hang on ...

**Ex-FB** · Mar 31st, 2004, 11:47 AM

Well, you think they'd learn. After all didn't the Japanese trick them into World War II by bombing Pearl Harbour?

I think they feel a bit ashamed of being late for the last two World War's, so they want to make up for it by being really, really early for the next one!

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 11:53 AM

Perhaps we should give them a giant Swiss clock.

**Ex-FB** · Mar 31st, 2004, 01:32 PM

Nah - They hate the Swiss for being "Neutral", remember. It's one of those, let's just take a superficial look at the facts and jump to conclusions sort fo things.

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 01:47 PM

Minds like cheese eh ... one wonders how they managed to scrape through it all ... probably hamburgers and coke ...

**Ex-FB** · Mar 31st, 2004, 01:49 PM

..... freedom fries

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 01:56 PM

D'ya think they'd freedom kiss as well ?

**MasterBlaster** · Mar 31st, 2004, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Ex-FB
..... freedom fries

Dammit man, make up your mind. I thought I was allowed to call them French Fries again

How can you name something freedom fries after the poor potato was dismembered put in a cage and dipped in a vat of boiling fat? Hell, at least give him access to an attorney first. I don't see any freedom in that.

Just to clear something up, when I order a sandwich am I supposed to ask for a Ham and Neutral Cheese or is it still ok to ask for Swiss cheese?

I don't want to be unpatriotic but california wine sucks.

**Wally Pipp** · Mar 31st, 2004, 02:15 PM

You should try Australian wine ... yuck !

**Wally Pipp** · Apr 1st, 2004, 01:34 PM

Hey SD, apparently they own the world now (according to one of them). Does this mean I have to call it freedom fries as well ?

Quite fun being American property. Wonder when they'll sell us again ...

**NotLKH** · Apr 1st, 2004, 01:48 PM

I thought of this last week.

"Freedom" Fries are our response to the french after they insisted taking military action against Iraq was wrong.

Its supposed to be a slap in their face.

However, since the Statue of Liberty was their gift to us, and since it honors Freedom, then if they had supported US, then would we have honored them by renaming them "Freedom Fries"?

Just think, we could be also eating Freedom Potatoe Salad,
OoPS! Back to work!

**Wally Pipp** · Apr 1st, 2004, 01:55 PM

stop freedom kissing me

**Ex-FB** · Apr 1st, 2004, 02:09 PM

Good point Lou!

**Ex-FB** · Apr 1st, 2004, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Hey SD, apparently they own the world now (according to one of them). ....

Who are they going to borrow money off now then?

That's why Bush want's to go to Mars!, to see if he can borrow some cash off them.

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