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  1. Feb 23rd, 2004, 11:02 AM #1
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    10 ways to ensure your the most hated person...

    It's official! Binary is now owned by Bill Gates. He has patented 0 & 1, and therefore can claim direct ownership of any product made in binary, and claim a percentage from it! This is no joke...

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3311/microsoftpatents.html

    We can all kiss goodbye to the right to use that unless we pay for it! You've got to hand it to him though, it's a bloody fine idea!
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  2. Feb 23rd, 2004, 11:24 AM #2
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    Dont believe everything you read. This is a joke
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    Originally posted by davebat
    Dont believe everything you read. This is a joke
    You're not accusing "America's finest news source" of joking are you? Sacrilige!
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  4. Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:32 PM #4
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    It is a joke, I just wondered how you'de all react!
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    Older.Than.Dirt.
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    Originally posted by kasracer
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    Thick as ****!
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    Originally posted by Spetnik
    Dumber than ****

    (although, if you want to get technical, I have heard that asterisks are pretty smart)
    Jeez, that was a quick reply!
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    Oh My God...I just sent Gates a check for all the times I had used a 1 or a 0 since March 1998!

    Does this mean I can stop paying service fees to Al Gore using his internet. I mean he did create it right??? So, I do have to pay him to use it right??
    Being educated does not make you intelligent.

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