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    USA is no longer with us

    after various people on the board acting like red neck arseholes
    it is now known as the united states of arseholes, now all we need is for sadam to nuke them and be done with it
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    methinks master Ba(t)(k)er is a feeling a bit under the weather
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    Re: USA is no longer with us

    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    after various people on the board acting like red neck arseholes
    it is now known as the united states of arseholes, now all we need is for sadam to nuke them and be done with it
    your an idiot

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    Undestandably angry....That Skitchen guy is a bit of a twit!
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    I have absolutley no problems with armerica, or most of it's people and would not want a nuclear bomb on anyone's country. just iterating the stupidity of some of your countrymen
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by DeadEyes
    Are you an American Quiz
    I've seen that before. Very funny
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    I particularly like the "boss alert click"

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    Originally posted by DeadEyes
    I particularly like the "boss alert click"
    Ingenious!

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    Blah.. I only got 3 right. I suck at tests.

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    I only got the last one right....

    Im irish??

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    Originally posted by DeadEyes
    Are you an American Quiz

    I got the two last answers right...WHat the hell is a ***...isn't that a gay person???? That was what I thought, but it was not an answer to the question...and the Zig Zag thingy, never heard of them, so I guesst that I'm 2/10 american...I think I have to go out and shoot me in the head now...

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    Re: USA is no longer with us

    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    after various people on the board acting like red neck arseholes
    it is now known as the united states of arseholes, now all we need is for sadam to nuke them and be done with it
    Masterblaster Pulls up to Ian's house drivin a 1972 rusted out chevy 2 ton 4x4. Grabs 2 day old groundhawg roadkill that he was saving to make some jerkey out of. Smacks Ian upside the head wit the rotting carcas a few times yelling "you commie basterd". Gets back in truck and honks horn (horn is an electrical version of "Dixi"). Says, "OOPs" and backs up over Ian's cat. Forgot he need something else to eat after wasting the groundhawg on ian's head.

    YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW!!!!! SOMEONE CRANK UP THE GARTH BROOKS!


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    f_a_g (minus underscores damm censors) is another name for a ciggerette
    zig and zag used to be on kids TV

    and in case your wondering ganseys are jumpers

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    They have the sockmonster on den tv now.
    And there's a babe presenting it every morning.

    Switch onto it first thing in the morning, like half seven, quarter to eight.
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    She's not as good as Emma Ledden who used to do the pop
    yum yum
    and Rodge and Podge are the best puppets on tv at the moment
    "ye feckin' gobsheen"

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    Originally posted by DeadEyes
    "ye feckin' gobsheen"
    ya useless pile of festering flesh



    lol that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
    I keep saying it to my girlfriend. I think im starting to irritate her
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    Originally posted by DeadEyes
    Are you an American Quiz
    Well Jay-zuss! Beggorah! Moin's a Guiness dere, den.

    btw, ***'s a 'gansey'?
    .

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    Jim Brown
    originally a couple of posts up
    and in case your wondering ganseys are jumpers
    plenderj "never shove a banger up your arse"

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    Originally posted by DeadEyes
    plenderj "never shove a banger up your arse"


    By the way, what part of Ireland you from ?
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    By the way, what part of Ireland you from ?
    A dump called Bray.

    And for the less fortunate on this forum Podge and Rodge

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    Ah. Bray.


    I was living in rathmines there for a while, and just recently moved into the IFSC.
    Nice area.

    A lot of scumbags though because its so close to sheriff street
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    Yes Sheriff St. such a nice place.
    "hey mister ye got any odds?"

    oh look it's nearly 10:00 and all I've written is
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    1. Dim oText As XMLText

    Anyway I better get back to it so I can work up a thirst for O'Neils tonight.

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    I bomb Mecca and get my message pulled but this guy suggests a nuclear holocaust and noone gives a toss.

    BOMB MECCA INSTEAD !!

    Parksie

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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    I bomb Mecca and get my message pulled but this guy suggests a nuclear holocaust and noone gives a toss.

    BOMB MECCA INSTEAD !!

    meh. a post has to be reported for me to actually do something.
    and please, im a lazy guy. dont click on that little report link
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    Whoa ! Moderating Jamie style in full effect there ...
    What were they thinking when they appointed you ?*


    *There's going to be a vicious repartee with references to my modding somewhere else. Watch this space folks !
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    I am hereby reporting your reply jamie.

    You frighten me, I am scared.

    Please pull yourself off.

    Parksie

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    As if that drunken Dubliner can be arsed ...

    Oh you may report this one too.
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    I like drunken Dubliners.

    They remind me of Drunken geordies.

    Parksie

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    Originally posted by Wally Pipp
    Whoa ! Moderating Jamie style in full effect there ...
    What were they thinking when they appointed you ?

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    Originally posted by DeadEyes
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    f_a_g (minus underscores damm censors) is another name for a ciggerette
    zig and zag used to be on kids TV

    and in case your wondering ganseys are jumpers
    I would never smoked a F_AG....

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