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  1. Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:42 PM #1
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    Arty farty Joke

    A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were
    staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting
    depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park
    bench.
    Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had
    a pink *****.

    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
    interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
    He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual
    emasculation of African-Americans in apredominately white, patriarchal society.
    "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the
    pink ***** also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

    After the curator left, a Welsh man approached the couple and
    said,"Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

    "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of
    the gallery?" asked the couple.

    "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's
    noAfrican-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Welsh
    coal-miners. The only difference is that the guy in the middle went
    home for lunch."
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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  2. Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:44 PM #2
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  3. Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:53 PM #3
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    Are we allowed to say *****?
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  6. Mar 16th, 2004, 08:41 AM #5
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    I'd forgotten that we could say ***** on this board....
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  7. Mar 16th, 2004, 09:05 AM #6
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    That's great mate, now you can post all your cockring pictiures without any fear of retribution...
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  8. Mar 16th, 2004, 09:06 AM #7
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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    That's great mate, now you can post all your cockring pictiures without any fear of retribution...
    But you borrowed them and never gave them back.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.
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  9. Mar 16th, 2004, 09:06 AM #8
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  11. Mar 16th, 2004, 09:08 AM #9
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    But you borrowed them and never gave them back.
    I did, your mum's got them...
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  12. Mar 16th, 2004, 09:10 AM #10
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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    That's great mate, now you can post all your cockring pictiures without any fear of retribution...
    These naughty words hurt my eyes
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  13. Mar 17th, 2004, 07:00 AM #11
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    We can say *****, swut and turlingdrome, but not ****, **** or ******.

    The world is on its ****.
    I don't live here any more.
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