Results 1 to 20 of 20

Thread: Where Are The Idiots?

  1. #1

    Thread Starter
    Member Suidae's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    52

    Where Are The Idiots?

    Well? Speak up!
    I'm a misanthropic philanthropist!
    Frog, the only white meat...

  2. #2
    The Devil crptcblade's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2000
    Location
    Quetzalshacatenango
    Posts
    9,091
    I just ate a thumbtack.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


    Take credit, not responsibility

  3. #3

    Thread Starter
    Member Suidae's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    52
    Originally posted by crptcblade
    I just ate a thumbtack.

    Just hope it doesn't come out sideways!
    I'm a misanthropic philanthropist!
    Frog, the only white meat...

  4. #4
    Hyperactive Member barrk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    My own little world
    Posts
    274
    *yawn* Did somebody call me?

  5. #5
    spetnik
    Guest
    Sorry, was away .
    Just had a pretzel sandwich with ketchup, tho. Not bad

    (yeah, some say I need a wife)

  6. #6
    BG
    Guest
    Sorry I'm late, my boss sent me to the supply room looking for a square ball bearing and it is taking all day

  7. #7
    Hyperactive Member barrk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    My own little world
    Posts
    274
    Hello! Why did you wake me up if you weren't going to talk to me? Now, who's the idiot?!?!?!

  8. #8
    l33t! MrPolite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Posts
    4,428
    hello, just wanted to say that I'm here
    rate my posts if they help ya!
    Extract thumbnail without reading the whole image file: (C# - VB)
    Apply texture to bitmaps: (C# - VB)
    Extended console library: (VB)
    Save JPEG with a certain quality (image compression): (C# - VB )
    VB.NET to C# conversion tips!!

  9. #9
    Hyperactive Member Blinky Bill's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Happily munching on the greenery in your garden
    Posts
    349
    You Rang???
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

  10. #10
    l33t! MrPolite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Posts
    4,428
    not me
    rate my posts if they help ya!
    Extract thumbnail without reading the whole image file: (C# - VB)
    Apply texture to bitmaps: (C# - VB)
    Extended console library: (VB)
    Save JPEG with a certain quality (image compression): (C# - VB )
    VB.NET to C# conversion tips!!

  11. #11
    Hyperactive Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Posts
    350
    I was sent to the hardware shop for a long weight. Been there for bloody ages.

    But seriously, talk about being an idiot. My colleague in Durban has just spent the whole day working on a problem at a customer. He finally tried the idea he had this time yesterday, and it sorted the problem. Guess why he didn't try it there and then?






















    That's right: clever Jim told him it was a duff idea and he bowed to my judgement. I'm grovelling like mad and next time I see him I think beer will have to change hands.
    .

  12. #12
    Hyperactive Member Pix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    I'm not telling you (or them)
    Posts
    282
    I'm here

    Wonder if this means I'll be moved up in the idiots list

  13. #13
    Hyperactive Member Blinky Bill's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Happily munching on the greenery in your garden
    Posts
    349
    What a collection of Idiots we all are. I have some upload code that i wrote 6 months ago that worked. Looked at it the other week, didn't like it, rewrote it and it looks good but doesn't work.

    Do i qualify for the Idiot of the Week award?
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

  14. #14
    Hyperactive Member barrk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    My own little world
    Posts
    274
    I don't think any of us are qualified to answer that, Blinky Bill!

  15. #15
    Addicted Member rinoaheartilly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    204
    Originally posted by Blinky Bill
    You Rang???
    Sorry, wrong number



  16. #16
    Hyperactive Member barrk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    My own little world
    Posts
    274
    Tell your "special" users to put ID10T in there config file just to be on the safe side.

  17. #17
    Hyperactive Member Blinky Bill's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Happily munching on the greenery in your garden
    Posts
    349
    I don't think any of us are qualified to answer that, Blinky Bill!
    Maybe The King Idiot can adjudicate on this. . . .
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

  18. #18
    Junior Member xuralarux's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!
    Posts
    20
    Yes, I certainly can! And how are my loyal subjects today, eh? I'm feeling particularly stupid, so I think I'll give a promotion: from the rank of idle idiot to magnificent moron. The first person to respond gets it!!!
    Before you say anything about this post...you're welcome.

    "I love animals... I eat them and wear their skin."

    "Why do those who know the least, know it the loudest?"

    "You live and learn. Or you don't live long."



    Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

  19. #19
    Hyperactive Member Blinky Bill's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Happily munching on the greenery in your garden
    Posts
    349
    Do I win????
    We don't know what's wrong. . . So the best bet might be to remove something surgically.

  20. #20
    Junior Member xuralarux's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!
    Posts
    20
    Yes!!!!

    Congratulations. Rise, sir Moron.
    Before you say anything about this post...you're welcome.

    "I love animals... I eat them and wear their skin."

    "Why do those who know the least, know it the loudest?"

    "You live and learn. Or you don't live long."



    Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Click Here to Expand Forum to Full Width