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Aug 22nd, 2000, 02:37 PM
#1
Thread Starter
Frenzied Member
people that havent heard it
thought might give you something to laugh at
if your bored
What did the perverted frog say?
Wrub it, Wrub It
:P
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 02:53 PM
#2
Frenzied Member
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 02:57 PM
#3
Monday Morning Lunatic
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:59 PM
#4
Parksie walks into a bar,
[i]Ouch![/u]
now thats funny!!!!!
hehe
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:00 PM
#5
Monday Morning Lunatic
A bar lands on denniswrenn...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:03 PM
#6
Frenzied Member
Steve picks up dennis and parksies drinks! Yum! Thanks guys.
oh by the way! You guys owe the bar.
$20 for the drinks
$100 for the bar
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:05 PM
#7
Monday Morning Lunatic
Hehehe. Unfortunately, Parksie was already hammered by the time he walked in...so no harm done...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:05 PM
#8
transcendental analytic
the bar walks into a parksie - Einstein
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:09 PM
#9
<Dennis reminds steve about the wet-spots in the bat-mobile, steve puts down drinks, and shamefully goes to clean up, Dennis uses 3" rubber gloves to pick up drinks contaminated by steve and throws them into the fire, unfortunatly it was steves fireplace, the alcohol cought the rug on fire, sorry steve>
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:10 PM
#10
transcendental analytic
Dennis lands on the bar, parksies drinks picks up Steve and dennis, and the bar owe you, unfortunately the time already was hammered by parksie while no harm walked in
Use
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:11 PM
#11
Monday Morning Lunatic
Parksie lives to fight another day, and ends up drinking his drink, dennis' drink, the bar, and steve. Einstein rushes in with a hose to put the fire out.
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:12 PM
#12
Frenzied Member
NO! NOT THE ORIENTAL RUG!!!! THAT WAS PRICELESS
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:14 PM
#13
einstien was blinded by the fire, einstien walks into the bar
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Aug 22nd, 2000, 05:20 PM
#14
Monday Morning Lunatic
Einstein makes a small black hole in the other bar, sucking in Sam(antha), the bar, and all the drinks. Einstein swallows the singularity...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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