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    Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Just for grins I tried:

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    List five jokes similar to this. "Did you hear about the Indian that had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he did not have a reservation?"

    ChatGPT
    Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
    Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
    Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

    Then I asked for fifty and my post ends here after the answers. My comment is I see why writers, poets, and the like are concerned about AI...

    Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
    Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
    Did you hear about the mathematician who?s afraid of negative numbers? He?ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
    Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.
    Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
    Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large.
    Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
    Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery? They grabbed a couple of buns.
    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
    Did you hear about the guy who broke his left arm and left leg? He's all right now.
    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
    Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
    Did you hear about the musician who locked his keys in the car? He had to break a window to get the drummer out.
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
    Did you hear about the Italian who couldn't find his way home? He pasta way too many corners!
    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery? They grabbed a couple of buns.
    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
    Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
    Did you hear about the musician who locked his keys in the car? He had to break a window to get the drummer out.
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
    Did you hear about the Italian who couldn't find his way home? He pasta way too many corners!
    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
    Did you hear about the mathematician who?s afraid of negative numbers? He?ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
    Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.
    Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
    Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large.
    Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
    Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
    Did you hear about the guy who broke his left arm and left leg? He's all right now.
    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
    Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
    Did you hear about the musician who locked his keys in the car? He had to break a window to get the drummer out.
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
    Did you hear about the Italian who couldn't find his way home? He pasta way too many corners!
    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery? They grabbed a couple of buns.
    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
    Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
    Did you hear about the musician who locked his keys in the car? He had to break a window to get the drummer out.
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
    Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?

    EDIT:

    I think I'm seeing duplicates.
    Last edited by TysonLPrice; Feb 20th, 2024 at 05:28 PM.
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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Heck, you're seeing some that are so old they still have feathers. I don't think any of those are new, they are just things found on the web. Technically, that's the strength AND the weakness. It's a very powerful type of search engine, but not doing anything novel.
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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    (?<=Did you hear about the\s)(.*?)(?=\.\s)
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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    *groan*
    Those are really, really bad.....

    That said: Exactly my kind of Humor.... :P

    But.... there are two or three nuggets in there i didn't know...

    The one with the musician and the car keys......

    Will have to tell that one this evening to my band. We have rehearsal tonight...
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    We have rehearsal on Sunday.
    And those are the kind of jokes said at some party or coffee or something that I try to put a happy grin on my face although I would prefer to puke.
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    Why did the mathematician go to therapy? Because he had too many unresolved problems.

    Did you hear about the magician who tried to turn his pet rabbit into a lion? It was a hare-raising experience!

    Did you hear about the gardener who went to therapy because he had too many issues with commitment? He just couldn't stay rooted in one relationship!

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    We have rehearsal on Sunday.
    You're in a band? What instrument? or are you the same as me (Singer)?

    And those are the kind of jokes said at some party or coffee or something that I try to put a happy grin on my face although I would prefer to puke.
    Especially when waiting for the exact moment that someone takes a sip of his/her drink, just to then spew it back out, because it went down the wrong pipe....
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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Quote Originally Posted by Zvoni View Post
    You're in a band? What instrument? or are you the same as me (Singer)?


    Especially when waiting for the exact moment that someone takes a sip of his/her drink, just to then spew it back out, because it went down the wrong pipe....
    I'm Rhythm guitar and occasionally base guitar on a Hard Rock Metal band.

    I have spewed back but not on those kind of joker. My humorometer is on more harsh joker. Not proud about it but it is what it is.

    Edit. Intentionally left "joker" as I wrote jokes. I don't know wth happened maybe firefox translate?
    Last edited by sapator; Feb 21st, 2024 at 05:35 AM.
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    πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν·

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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Did you hear about the farmer that couldn't keep his hands off his daughter?
    Please remember next time...elections matter!

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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Code:
    
    User
    Make me laugh and tell a good pun.
    
    ChatGPT
    Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    
    Because they make up everything!
    
    User
    Boring, I already know that one.
    ChatGPT
    Alright, let's try another:
    
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
    
    User
    LOL - That is a new one for me! :-)
    ChatGPT
    Glad you enjoyed it! If you need more laughs or anything else, just let me know!
    
    User
    Tell another one!
    ChatGPT
    Sure thing!
    
    Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    
    They don't have the guts!
    
    User
    LOOOL
    ChatGPT
    I'm glad you liked it! If you want more jokes or anything else, just give me a shout!
    
    User
    Try another one!
    ChatGPT
    Of course!
    
    What do you call fake spaghetti?
    
    An "impasta"!
    
    User
    That one is dull. Put a bit more effort into it.
    ChatGPT
    Got it, let's spice it up:
    
    Why was the tomato blushing?
    
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
    
    User
    Good one!
    ChatGPT
    I'm glad you liked it! If you want more jokes or anything else, feel free to ask!

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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Swinkels View Post
    Code:
    
    User
    Make me laugh and tell a good pun.
    
    ChatGPT
    Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    
    Because they make up everything!
    
    User
    Boring, I already know that one.
    ChatGPT
    Alright, let's try another:
    
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
    
    User
    LOL - That is a new one for me! :-)
    ChatGPT
    Glad you enjoyed it! If you need more laughs or anything else, just let me know!
    
    User
    Tell another one!
    ChatGPT
    Sure thing!
    
    Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    
    They don't have the guts!
    
    User
    LOOOL
    ChatGPT
    I'm glad you liked it! If you want more jokes or anything else, just give me a shout!
    
    User
    Try another one!
    ChatGPT
    Of course!
    
    What do you call fake spaghetti?
    
    An "impasta"!
    
    User
    That one is dull. Put a bit more effort into it.
    ChatGPT
    Got it, let's spice it up:
    
    Why was the tomato blushing?
    
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
    
    User
    Good one!
    ChatGPT
    I'm glad you liked it! If you want more jokes or anything else, feel free to ask!
    That was fun...
    Please remember next time...elections matter!

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    Talk about damning with faint praise, yeesh. Sorry to hear you didn't seem to like it. Perhaps I will try again later. :-)

    EDIT:
    I misinterpreted Tyson's post. Sorry Tyson. :-(
    Last edited by Peter Swinkels; Feb 23rd, 2024 at 01:40 PM. Reason: fixed the punctuation

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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Swinkels View Post
    Talk about damning with faint praise, yeesh. Sorry to hear you didn?t seem to like it. Perhaps I will try again later. :-)
    You sure took that that wrong way...I enjoyed the post . I liked the conversational mode.
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    Sorry about the misunderstanding. :-( I am glad you liked it after all. :-)

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    Re: Fun with ChatGPT - Find similar plays on words

    Apparently, Peter Swinkels != ChatGPT.
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    Haha, a joke only a developer familiar with C syntax, would get! :-) I guess that means "Shaggy Hiker = NOT ChatGPT" as well! XP
    Last edited by Peter Swinkels; Feb 23rd, 2024 at 04:36 PM.

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    Well, I guess my joke was too basic for this thread! LOL - A real kill-joy! :-)

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