Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

[Shaggy Hiker]

I heard this morning that Nicola Sturgeon is now being investigated for fraud. Her party is really floundering, these days, but is this just a fishing expedition? I haven't heard any lurid details, but what has me hooked is that this just won't abait. The SNP went from Salmond to Sturgeon, and now they seem fin-ished.

[TysonLPrice]

I heard this morning that Nicola Sturgeon is now being investigated for fraud. Her party is really floundering, these days, but is this just a fishing expedition? I haven't heard any lurid details, but what has me hooked is that this just won't abait. The SNP went from Salmond to Sturgeon, and now they seem fin-ished.

If you cast a wide enough net you can catch anyone. It is just how deep you want to dive. There are oceans of fraud occurring just under the surface. You just need the right bait.

[Delaney]

all this is just a question of scale of the fraud

[TysonLPrice]

all this is just a question of scale of the fraud

I'm sure the line of questioning will be grilling...If she is found guilty they will fry her.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I'm trying to come up with a pun on catilagenous, but couldn't come up with anything. Still, one has to wonder whether Nicola will survive such close scutiny.

[TysonLPrice]

I'm trying to come up with a pun on catilagenous, but couldn't come up with anything. Still, one has to wonder whether Nicola will survive such close scutiny.

I can see where it would be hard to make a connection...anything you come up with would be gristly.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Oooh, yeah, it would.

You do have to wonder whether she works out, and if so, does she use barbels?

[Delaney]

Still, one has to wonder whether Nicola will survive such close scutiny.

If Nicola go to the court in Tesla, maybe the current will be good with the judge

(not sure you have the same expression, I think in English, you are speaking of good chemistry between people)

[Delaney]

Oooh, yeah, it would.

You do have to wonder whether she works out, and if so, does she use barbels?

why would you her to use barbed eels ?

[FunkyDexter]

You guys deserve a cetacean for these puns

[sapator]

I had to look up cetacean. Although it's from Greek Cetos (Κήτος) + edos (είδος) (does not look the same , sounds the same mega, butchered, don't ask) , the word is so brutally butchered that a 3 headed monkey could swiz it better to English. Do not know if I have to laugh or cry.

[Shaggy Hiker]

There is no reason to limit yourself in that way. Do both...at the same time.

[sapator]

I'll do that if they arrest Trump. Just like that he will win the elections.... Probably just laugh tho.

[TysonLPrice]

You guys deserve a cetacean for these puns

There is no limit to these puns except in international no pun areas. At that point there are no more re-Marine-ing puns.