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    Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    I heard this morning that Nicola Sturgeon is now being investigated for fraud. Her party is really floundering, these days, but is this just a fishing expedition? I haven't heard any lurid details, but what has me hooked is that this just won't abait. The SNP went from Salmond to Sturgeon, and now they seem fin-ished.
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    I heard this morning that Nicola Sturgeon is now being investigated for fraud. Her party is really floundering, these days, but is this just a fishing expedition? I haven't heard any lurid details, but what has me hooked is that this just won't abait. The SNP went from Salmond to Sturgeon, and now they seem fin-ished.
    If you cast a wide enough net you can catch anyone. It is just how deep you want to dive. There are oceans of fraud occurring just under the surface. You just need the right bait.
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    all this is just a question of scale of the fraud
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    Quote Originally Posted by Delaney View Post
    all this is just a question of scale of the fraud
    I'm sure the line of questioning will be grilling...If she is found guilty they will fry her.
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    I'm trying to come up with a pun on catilagenous, but couldn't come up with anything. Still, one has to wonder whether Nicola will survive such close scutiny.
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    I'm trying to come up with a pun on catilagenous, but couldn't come up with anything. Still, one has to wonder whether Nicola will survive such close scutiny.
    I can see where it would be hard to make a connection...anything you come up with would be gristly.
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    Oooh, yeah, it would.

    You do have to wonder whether she works out, and if so, does she use barbels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Still, one has to wonder whether Nicola will survive such close scutiny.
    If Nicola go to the court in Tesla, maybe the current will be good with the judge

    (not sure you have the same expression, I think in English, you are speaking of good chemistry between people)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Oooh, yeah, it would.

    You do have to wonder whether she works out, and if so, does she use barbels?
    why would you her to use barbed eels ?
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    You guys deserve a cetacean for these puns
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    I had to look up cetacean. Although it's from Greek Cetos (Κήτος) + edos (είδος) (does not look the same , sounds the same mega, butchered, don't ask) , the word is so brutally butchered that a 3 headed monkey could swiz it better to English. Do not know if I have to laugh or cry.
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    There is no reason to limit yourself in that way. Do both...at the same time.
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    I'll do that if they arrest Trump. Just like that he will win the elections.... Probably just laugh tho.
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    Re: Is There Something Fishy About Sturgeon

    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    You guys deserve a cetacean for these puns
    There is no limit to these puns except in international no pun areas. At that point there are no more re-Marine-ing puns.
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