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    For the UK tribe

    You guys have probably seen this but it made me laugh.
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    Not without tea
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    Re: For the UK tribe

    Shouldn't that be crumpets?
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    Oh, crumpets are fine without tea. So's cake... although tea certainly improves it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    Not without tea
    Well said. I'd expect no less from a proper Englishman.

    At least that's the stereotype TV has taught me. lol

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    Now I keep picturing Karl Pilkington, finger poised but squinting one eye skeptically at the screen.

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    English humor really comes from another world, I don't have that in my textbook. English jokes, I know a lot of them, just replace "a Belgian" with "an Englishman" and is super funny.

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    Karl Pilkington
    Brilliantly funny man.
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    You brits and your cookies that you call biscuits.

    Pssh, I see now why the founding fathers said "enough is enough".

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    Quote Originally Posted by TysonLPrice View Post
    Shouldn't that be crumpets?
    Americans have no idea what a crumpet actually is. It is just another thing American types say without knowing the actual meaning of what they are saying. That happens a lot.

    It is as if we said, of a typical American, "shouldn't he be eating bread in a can with a glass of root beer?" as if that was perfectly normal of all Americans all the time.

    I'd be prepared to bet hardly any American in the US has actually ever eaten a crumpet. Finding one that knows what it really is, how to serve it and what time it would be typically eaten, would be a hard task.

    Finding one, that is, without him quickly looking up in Wikipedia first... and then presenting it as their first hand knowledge.
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    Do you remember that news piece about the Austrian ambassador being greeted in an official US government event to the tune of Edelweiss from the Sound of Music? It was being played so as to represent the true Austrian nature of the event. The Austrian ambassador was nonplussed and had never heard the tune in his life before.

    It is entirely an American creation that had zero context for Austria.

    It was more of a demonstration of how little the US knows of the actual world, having its own set of 'stereotypes' that actually tend to demonstrate more of the American mind, than it does of the people it is meant to be stereotyping.
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    See, if I were greeting an Austrian, I would immediately say "So that Mises guy was pretty great, huh?"
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    The Austrian would probably respond with some gibberish, so I'd need to raise the terror threat to orange:
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    Quote Originally Posted by yereverluvinuncleber View Post
    Do you remember that news piece about the Austrian ambassador being greeted in an official US government event to the tune of Edelweiss from the Sound of Music? It was being played so as to represent the true Austrian nature of the event. The Austrian ambassador was nonplussed and had never heard the tune in his life before.

    It is entirely an American creation that had zero context for Austria.

    It was more of a demonstration of how little the US knows of the actual world, having its own set of 'stereotypes' that actually tend to demonstrate more of the American mind, than it does of the people it is meant to be stereotyping.
    Stereotyping people isn't unique to the US. You just spent two post stereotyping the US. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by yereverluvinuncleber View Post
    Americans have no idea what a crumpet actually is. It is just another thing American types say without knowing the actual meaning of what they are saying. That happens a lot.
    Well, I certainly don't. Looks a bit like an English muffin, though...but different.
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    If I was meeting an Austrian I'd say "G'Day, Mate. How's yer Shiela"
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
    If I was meeting an Austrian I'd say "G'Day, Mate. How's yer Shiela"
    I wouldn't say anything. My mom told me not to speak to strangers. She didn't say I couldn't get into their van if they have candy. But that's a different story.

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    Not without tea
    I bought some Yorkshire Tea for the first time in ages recently, which only served to remind me how weak and tasteless it is!!

    I mean its better than Tetley or PG Tips but give me a good cup of twinning's English Breakfast or Assam any day !!!
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    English humor really comes from another world, I don't have that in my textbook.
    I just think its doesn't translate well, I was in France a few years back and my girlfriend asked a French friend what's the French term for "Cheeky Monkey", he thought about it for a moment and said there isn't one. The closest he could get to it (and he couldn't stress enough that this would mean nothing to a French person) was "Singe Insolent"
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    You brits and your cookies that you call biscuits.

    Pssh, I see now why the founding fathers said "enough is enough".
    It was biscuits before we named them cookies.

    Maybe the brits gave us the war!

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    Biscuits are originally French (the etymology comes from the French for Twice Cooked). Of course, the French know nothing about food so never considered twinning them with a cup of tea.

    I bought some Yorkshire Tea for the first time in ages recently
    I don't get Yorkshire Tea. Yorkshire is rightly famous for many things: stoicism, rolling hills, talking out the side of your mouth... but why Tea?
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    I just found a website full of English insults.

    Here is one I had to lookup for context: "Your dad bought a DFS sofa at full price"
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    "Yer ma wears Donnay socks"
    "Yer a bunch of daft apeths"
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    "Your dad bought a DFS sofa at full price"
    I've never heard that one before but it's brilliant
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    I don't get Yorkshire Tea. Yorkshire is rightly famous for many things: stoicism, rolling hills, talking out the side of your mouth... but why Tea?
    No reason but to get thick people to think it comes from Yorkshire and buy it because of that !!
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