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Oct 6th, 2020, 01:02 PM
#1
Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Safe for work... just
It should go without saying to keep any discussion within the bounds of taste.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 6th, 2020, 01:44 PM
#2
Junior Member
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
"Cell mate" is a joke from Futurama if memory serves.
"...toy's app has been fixed by its Chinese developer after a team of UK security professionals flagged the bug."
Good work, professionals.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 6th, 2020, 08:18 PM
#3
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Makes me think of the number of times Alexa has said "The Porch Light device is not responding, check its power and network connection..."
Thankfully the fix is usually as simple as requesting rediscovery of devices.
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Oct 6th, 2020, 09:21 PM
#4
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
If you get locked in, does the name change to Incelmate?
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Oct 7th, 2020, 05:27 AM
#5
Junior Member
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Originally Posted by jmcilhinney
If you get locked in, does the name change to Incelmate?
There is no response I can think of that wouldn't get me banned for life.
Well played sir, well played.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 7th, 2020, 05:29 AM
#6
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
does the name change to Incelmate?
Depends whether you took the red pill or the blue pill.
edit>Thinking about it, you'd really regret having taken the blue pill.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 7th, 2020, 08:13 AM
#7
Junior Member
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
you'd really regret having taken the blue pill.
Live and let live, each to his/her/their/its own.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 7th, 2020, 08:30 AM
#8
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
with some bromide, you should be able to escape...
The best friend of any programmer is a search engine
"Don't wish it was easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for less problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom" (J. Rohn)
“They did not know it was impossible so they did it” (Mark Twain)
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Oct 7th, 2020, 09:54 AM
#9
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Originally Posted by Delaney
with some bromide, you should be able to escape...
Surely you just need to go swimming in really cold water.
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Oct 7th, 2020, 10:16 AM
#10
Junior Member
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Like an Australian would know what cold water is. Your oceans are made of enormous spiders and old men complaining about knives.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 7th, 2020, 11:33 AM
#11
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
So the UK security professionals who found the bug...are they now considered red hat hackers?
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Oct 7th, 2020, 01:02 PM
#12
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
OB just won. I might as well go ahead and close the thread now.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 7th, 2020, 03:16 PM
#13
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
The best friend of any programmer is a search engine
"Don't wish it was easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for less problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom" (J. Rohn)
“They did not know it was impossible so they did it” (Mark Twain)
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Oct 8th, 2020, 05:55 AM
#14
Junior Member
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Originally Posted by Delaney
The concept of doing english tongue-twisters in french is possibly the funniest thing I've seen this week.
A close second was the monobrow in the background.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 8th, 2020, 11:49 AM
#15
Re: Sometimes you come across a news article with so many levels of ?!
Some jokes have a "I'm over 18" buttons.
https://upjoke.com/chastity-belt-jokes
Please remember next time...elections matter!
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