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    Exclamation The Golden Chair

    I am not a Bear or a Raven.

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    are you a mongoose?

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    That would require a stepladder and an able Taylor.

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    i'm not sure a bag of crisps can be worn on the head whilst on a ladder

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    one might ask the invisible goat?

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    Naawwww, flip tramp's Doncaster

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    paf! the subtle ironies of decapitation...

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    I like chicken!
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    LOL, a smidgeon Eddie Large afoot. Who was it spooked in cow-juice?

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    I counted all the Bats in Halifax you know.

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    Yeah right. Spuff me 10 zealots, why dontcha...


    ha, the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd

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    Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.

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    Fung will be served immediately before the caps

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    Bottled budgies? ***???

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    not at all, monsieur, ich bin ein tomato when the flooge is fat!

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    Teapot Teapot!

    Crunchy Whale Organs.

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    Did I miss something here?
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    Houndstooth marzipan. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Feltch me a bugger NARWWWWWWWW

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    Hmmm!

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    Fetch me a Swede, my ambulance needs watering.

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    My Fizzhog has melons the shiniest of monkeys. Trump this, shellfish....

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    Have you lubricated your Balvic Stem Today?

    I have.

    I was accompanied by 480 Dolphins!

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    heh, peddlebin frenzy in my button. WAIT, ahoy Jingo Rushbucket!!!




    Glep?

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    Duck!, Duck! my foot is left on a blimp chocolate

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    who split sausage on my trout

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    Originally posted by chenko
    who split sausage on my trout
    Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons! Nicholas Parsons!

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    Ahh, I haven't nogged like this since 1735.

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    Nicholas Parsons was eaten by my clock

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    Originally posted by Behemoth
    Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.
    THE BLUE ONE!

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    Originally posted by Behemoth


    THE BLUE ONE!
    I much prefer the green ones with my slaps

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    Squirrels: Nature's little speedbumps

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    a technocratic tortoise once *burp* flatulence by the thimble gull
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.

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    Thy poetic Bishop landing in my saucepan *clenk*

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    urdy gurdy mushroom man, sitting in my frying pan, when all the fishes go away, urgy gurdy comes out to play

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    Squeeze the restaurant - it is more colourful than that...

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    "Remarkable", spoke the Albatross and lo there was a chorus of charming seals.
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.

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    Well butter my legs and call me an ostrich!

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    That's no way to peel Joanna Lumley! Warm her up slowly in a Giant Ant.

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    The behemoth skipped lightly across the hillock. "Gudd grief, run for your hairy knuckles" squeaked the blue marmalade car called Simon.
    Last edited by Paul Warren; Jul 24th, 2001 at 10:30 AM.
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.

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