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Dec 17th, 2009, 09:57 PM
#1
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Lint in belly button
How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
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Dec 17th, 2009, 10:47 PM
#2
Re: Lint in belly button
Osmosis, black holes, and it's never green. You must be a C.H.U.D.
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Dec 18th, 2009, 01:28 AM
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Re: Lint in belly button
Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider
How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
As it turns out, you're blue-green color blind.
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Dec 18th, 2009, 08:35 AM
#4
Re: Lint in belly button
Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider
How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
If you get a belly button ring, you won't get any!
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Dec 18th, 2009, 09:55 AM
#5
Re: Lint in belly button
Mine's blue, always blue.
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Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:06 PM
#6
Re: Lint in belly button
I think it has something to do with clothes. I have been naked for 5 days, no fluff.
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Feb 23rd, 2010, 06:42 PM
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Re: Lint in belly button
Have you noticed that all the hairs around there point inwards? It's the same trick used by some carnivorous plants. Basically, your belly button is an alternative mouth that you were using when you were a baby, and it has been hungry ever since. Try sticking some ants in there and see what happens. Just be careful that your belly button doesn't trap your fly.
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Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:56 PM
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Re: Lint in belly button
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Have you noticed that all the hairs around there point inwards? It's the same trick used by some carnivorous plants. Basically, your belly button is an alternative mouth that you were using when you were a baby, and it has been hungry ever since. Try sticking some ants in there and see what happens. Just be careful that your belly button doesn't trap your fly.
Zing!!
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Feb 24th, 2010, 01:53 AM
#9
Re: Lint in belly button
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Have you noticed that all the hairs around there point inwards? It's the same trick used by some carnivorous plants. Basically, your belly button is an alternative mouth that you were using when you were a baby, and it has been hungry ever since. Try sticking some ants in there and see what happens. Just be careful that your belly button doesn't trap your fly.
I feel like my faith in punch lines is restored.
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Feb 24th, 2010, 02:38 AM
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Re: Lint in belly button
Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider
How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
No green for me, it's white!
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Feb 28th, 2010, 05:22 AM
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Re: Lint in belly button
The only things that come out of my belly button are the tormented wails of my vanquished enemies. I often like to listen to that when I'm seated on my throne made from their still-warm bones.
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 28th, 2010, 12:23 PM
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Re: Lint in belly button
Originally Posted by wossname
The only things that come out of my belly button are the tormented wails of my vanquished enemies.
But don't they keep you awake at night?
Oh, yeah - my lint is blue as well.
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