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    Lint in belly button

    How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Osmosis, black holes, and it's never green. You must be a C.H.U.D.
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Quote Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider View Post
    How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
    As it turns out, you're blue-green color blind.

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    Re: Lint in belly button

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    How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Mine's blue, always blue.
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    I think it has something to do with clothes. I have been naked for 5 days, no fluff.
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Have you noticed that all the hairs around there point inwards? It's the same trick used by some carnivorous plants. Basically, your belly button is an alternative mouth that you were using when you were a baby, and it has been hungry ever since. Try sticking some ants in there and see what happens. Just be careful that your belly button doesn't trap your fly.
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Have you noticed that all the hairs around there point inwards? It's the same trick used by some carnivorous plants. Basically, your belly button is an alternative mouth that you were using when you were a baby, and it has been hungry ever since. Try sticking some ants in there and see what happens. Just be careful that your belly button doesn't trap your fly.
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Have you noticed that all the hairs around there point inwards? It's the same trick used by some carnivorous plants. Basically, your belly button is an alternative mouth that you were using when you were a baby, and it has been hungry ever since. Try sticking some ants in there and see what happens. Just be careful that your belly button doesn't trap your fly.
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Quote Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider View Post
    How does it get there, and where does it come from? And why is it always green?
    No green for me, it's white!

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    Re: Lint in belly button

    The only things that come out of my belly button are the tormented wails of my vanquished enemies. I often like to listen to that when I'm seated on my throne made from their still-warm bones.
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    Re: Lint in belly button

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname View Post
    The only things that come out of my belly button are the tormented wails of my vanquished enemies.
    But don't they keep you awake at night?

    Oh, yeah - my lint is blue as well.

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