48 questions for MaximilianMayrhofer

[mendhak]

Dear MaximilianMayrhofer,

1. What is your name?
2. Why do you live in Singapore?
3. Do you smoke and why or why not?
4. When is a good time to use StringBuilder in your code?
5. Do you trim your armpit hair?

[Pradeep1210]

Those are only 5. where are the rest 43?

[mendhak]

This is a community effort. You, too, are expected to come up with questions for MaximilianMayrhofer.

[Siddharth Rout]

This is a community effort.

Aye to That!!!

My Set of 5

1) What do you get when you cross 'a' Mendhak with 'a' MaximilianMayrhofer?
2) Who has the most chest hair you or Mendhak?
3) How would you rate this thread on a scale of 0 - 10, 10 being the best?
4) If "MaximilianMayrhofer" is your name then do you have a brother "MinimilianMayrhofer"?
5) And the last but not the least... Would you like to be the president of "Ulaan Baator"?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Dear MaximilianMayrhofer,

1. What is your name?
2. Why do you live in Singapore?
3. Do you smoke and why or why not?
4. When is a good time to use StringBuilder in your code?
5. Do you trim your armpit hair?

Dear Mendhak,

1. Maximilian Moritz Wolfgang Mayrhofer
2. I live in Singapore because in 1997 my dad was sent here as an expat and we never left
3. No I don't smoke because I love to exercise and the two just aren't compatible in the long run
4. Stringbuilder should be used as an alternative to concatenating large numbers of strings, for speed and efficiency
5. No I do not trim my armpit hair, thanks for asking

Aye to That!!!

My Set of 5

1) What do you get when you cross 'a' Mendhak with 'a' MaximilianMayrhofer?
2) Who has the most chest hair you or Mendhak?
3) How would you rate this thread on a scale of 0 - 10, 10 being the best?
4) If "MaximilianMayrhofer" is your name then do you have a brother "MinimilianMayrhofer"?
5) And the last but not the least... Would you like to be the president of "Ulaan Baator"?

1. I'm not sure why you put the 'a' in quotation marks like that, but I assume that if you crossed a Mendhak with a MaximilianMayrhofer the result would either be a Pinky or The Brain. Nothing in between.
2. I wouldn't know, but feel free to stand outside his bathroom window and tell me how much he has
3. I'll give it a solid 6 until new questions come in
4. No.
5. Unfortunately I have prior commitments as the Archdiocese of Pastafarialand.

[kregg]

1) How did you get in VBForums in the first place?
2) Do you use Linux?
3) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
4) Have you come to VBForums to ruin me?
5) AMIT IT!!! YOU DID COME HERE TO RUIN ME, DIDN'T YOU????!?!?!????
6) What is your computer specs?
7) Do you have any other hobbies other than computer programming?
8) Favourite console (Can be ANY console, even the old ones)?
9) Favourite or Favorite? (UK English, or US English)
10) Are you a fan of Youtube Poop?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

1) How did you get in VBForums in the first place?
2) Do you use Linux?
3) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
4) Have you come to VBForums to ruin me?
5) AMIT IT!!! YOU DID COME HERE TO RUIN ME, DIDN'T YOU????!?!?!????
6) What is your computer specs?
7) Do you have any other hobbies other than computer programming?
8) Favourite console (Can be ANY console, even the old ones)?
9) Favourite or Favorite? (UK English, or US English)
10) Are you a fan of Youtube Poop?

1. I applied for membership
2. Used ubuntu once, got bored
3. I imagine it would chuck as much wood as it could until it could no longer chuck wood
4. No.
5. Alright, alright....No.
6. I don't wear specs, I have perfect vision
7. I love reading, all outdoor activities and gaming
8. Never owned a console, but liked my friends' XBox
9. Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to
10. Huh?

[wossname]

Those are only 5. where are the rest 43?

He wrote it in binary,

48 in binary is the same as 5 in decimal. *fact*




Max:

1) Why the stupid name?
2) How can anyone get bored with Ubuntu? I laugh myself senseless whenever I see it.
3) Are you Paris Hilton's New Best Friend?
4) Would you like to punch klegg first or shall I?
48) Buy me a beer.

[mendhak]

What's your favorite place to go in Singapore?
Have you ever purchased something at an auction and refused to pay for it?
Coke or Pepsi?
How many real life friends do you have?

[wossname]

Have you got a human heart I can borrow? I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

[dee-u]

47.5) What is the square root of -1?

[Shaggy Hiker]

48) What's the difference between a turnip?

[zaza]

Do you look that way because your parents were siblings, or despite?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Max:

1) Why the stupid name?
2) How can anyone get bored with Ubuntu? I laugh myself senseless whenever I see it.
3) Are you Paris Hilton's New Best Friend?
4) Would you like to punch klegg first or shall I?
48) Buy me a beer.

1. When I first joined the forum, I took it seriously. Then I found chit-chat. But it was too late to make my name as retarded as yours.
2. Funny only goes so far. I'd like my computer to actually do something.
3. No, but i'm sleeping with Jessica Alba.
4. I don't punch people. I sneak up from behind and stab, stab, stab! Nothing like an unfair fight.
48. What is something I would not do for wossname?

What's your favorite place to go in Singapore?
Have you ever purchased something at an auction and refused to pay for it?
Coke or Pepsi?
How many real life friends do you have?

1. The airport, right before I fly to europe every year to go snowboarding.
2. Yes, I bid on an ugly sculpture once and then snuck out.
3. Neither, I don't drink soft drinks.
4. Not that many, I have a few close friends but i'm not enough of a people person to have casual friends.

Have you got a human heart I can borrow? I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

I suggest that you take a nice long hose, put one end to your mouth and suck hard.

47.5) What is the square root of -1?

47.5. The imaginary number, i

48) What's the difference between a turnip?

48. A cuban cigar.

Do you look that way because your parents were siblings, or despite?

Neither. You must have caught me when I was thinking about you. Are going to stop abusing your sister?

[BillGeek]

34.) Why does everyone in this thread insist on starting at question 1 again?
35.) Fine, you can code. But can you dance?
36.) Do you prefer Jessica Alba or Meryl Streep?
37.) What's for lunch today?
38.) Seeing as you don't drink softdrinks, how many beers can you consume before you are totally sloshed?
39.) How many decimals are required to show the value 'pi' without having any residual value?
40.) Given x, what is your favourite brand of coffee?
41.) What the hell is the big deal about not adding closing tags in HTML?
42.) You have a striking resemblance to Timeshifter. How do you feel about that?

[EntityX]

43. If you could use a time machine and go back 10 years what would you do differently if anything?
44. Are you getting sick of answering these stupid questions that we're asking you?
45. How could BillGeek know that you have a striking resemblance to Tmeshifter?
46. Do you think that members will keep on asking you questions once we reach 48?

I left 2 for someone so you better make them good.

[dclamp]

47) Why is a duck?
49) What is the meaning of life?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

34.) Why does everyone in this thread insist on starting at question 1 again?
35.) Fine, you can code. But can you dance?
36.) Do you prefer Jessica Alba or Meryl Streep?
37.) What's for lunch today?
38.) Seeing as you don't drink softdrinks, how many beers can you consume before you are totally sloshed?
39.) How many decimals are required to show the value 'pi' without having any residual value?
40.) Given x, what is your favourite brand of coffee?
41.) What the hell is the big deal about not adding closing tags in HTML?
42.) You have a striking resemblance to Timeshifter. How do you feel about that?

34. This is CC, noone follows the rules.
35. Yes actually, I danced professionally until only just recently.
36. Jessica Alba for her looks, Meryl Streep for her incredibly acting.
37. Roasted chicken rice with chilli, very delicious.
38. I have a very high alcohol tolerance. I can drink 20 beers in an hour and not get high.
39. Trick question, there will always be a residual number.
40. Columbian.
41. You're just lazy.
42. I like ts, no problems with the comparison as long as it doesn't get me banned

43. If you could use a time machine and go back 10 years what would you do differently if anything?
44. Are you getting sick of answering these stupid questions that we're asking you?
45. How could BillGeek know that you have a striking resemblance to Tmeshifter?
46. Do you think that members will keep on asking you questions once we reach 48?

43. Before I came to Singapore, I was the youngest cast member in the Atlanta Ballet with a full ticket to be trained with the American Ballet. When my parents decided to come to Singapore, I didn't fight to stay in America, and as a result never got the chance to do dance as a career. In Singapore it's just not an option.
44. Haha no, not at all, I don't mind.
45. I'd rather not think about it
46. Most likely!

47) Why is a duck?
49) What is the meaning of life?

47. Yes.
49. Whatever you want it to mean. There is no single meaning to be found for everyone.

[dee-u]

47.5.1) Can I ask you a question?

[GaryMazzone]

The meaning of life is 42.

[Hack]

I thought the meaning of life was Brian.

[GaryMazzone]

According to Scott Adams (Hichhiker Guide to the Galaxy) the meaning of life and all question is 42

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

47.5.1) Can I ask you a question?

47.5.1. You just did. Would you like to ask another question?

According to Scott Adams (Hichhiker Guide to the Galaxy) the meaning of life and all question is 42

I see you're a yankees fan and you take meaning-of-life advice from scott adams.. Striving for mediocrity, are we?

[GaryMazzone]

Yes, Yes I am

[chris128]

48) What The Hell Is Up With This Thread !?!?

[Atheist]

-1) Will moisturising skin lotion only make my skin even dryer in the end?

Edit: What a minute, we've all been had! This is some perverted attempt by mendhak to divert attention from Dr Dis!

[dee-u]

47.5.1.A) Can I ask you another question?

[mendhak]

47.2.1 - Have you ever been beaten up by a girl?
47.2.2 - What is the color of your hair?
47.2.3 - Do you read your horoscope in the newspapers and secretly believe what they're saying?

[dee-u]

47.501.2.C.¼.b.III) Is my numbering ridiculous?

[visualAd]

Dear Dr Dis ....

Ooops, wrong thread.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

48) What The Hell Is Up With This Thread !?!?

48. What The Hell Is Up With Your Capitalisation?

-1) Will moisturising skin lotion only make my skin even dryer in the end?

-1. Moisturiser is for girls. Water is for girls. Bathe in sand.

47.5.1.A) Can I ask you another question?

47.5.1.A.

while (dee-u.Question=="Can I ask you another question?"){
    system.out.println("Can I ask you another question?");
}

47.2.1 - Have you ever been beaten up by a girl?
47.2.2 - What is the color of your hair?
47.2.3 - Do you read your horoscope in the newspapers and secretly believe what they're saying?

47.2.1. I don't fight girls.
47.2.2. Ash-Brown
47.2.3. No, but I am constantly impressed by the Barnum effect.

47.501.2.C.¼.b.III) Is my numbering ridiculous?

47.501.2.C.¼.b.III. Yes.

[dee-u]

47.2.1.312314456345.34564657.456476) Do you beat yourself?

[Atheist]

-2) When you cry, is it common for you to assume the fetal position?

[wossname]

What is something I would not do for wossname?

You're not nice.

[chris128]

48. What The Hell Is Up With Your Capitalisation?

I dont know haha I have no idea why I typed it like that

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

47.2.1.312314456345.34564657.456476) Do you beat yourself?

47.2.1.312314456345.34564657.456476. Only my running times.

-2) When you cry, is it common for you to assume the fetal position?

-2. No, i'm partial to the hold the tears in until you snap and kill everyone at work philosophy.

You're not nice.

No, no i'm not. But I was kidding, i'd buy you a beer.

I dont know haha I have no idea why I typed it like that

Feel free to post your question again.

[Andrew G]

z) Do you like pie?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

z) Do you like pie?

z. Mmmmmm.... piii.... *nerdgasm*

[BillGeek]

ΔΏǾ: Do you add comments to your code?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

ΔΏǾ: Do you add comments to your code?

ΔΏǾ: Not when i'm coding for myself.