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    Both my arms are strong...... 20" in diameter...


    No.. I don't mean...... I think I'll be going now *Dennis runs away too*

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    ummmmmmmmmm............
    *simon runs in the OPPOSITE direction!*

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    Originally from ICQ chat with Dennis
    Dennis Wrenn: (11:37 AM) so, what are your plans on the big day?
    Matt: (11:37 AM) 14th?
    Dennis Wrenn: (11:38 AM) yeah
    Matt: (11:39 AM) erm...get up (late as usual)
    go to work
    be bored to death
    poo myself...um...got a meeting with big nasty client ppl
    come home eat, be merry, sleep
    u?
    Rusty spoon? nice name. Let me in!!!!!! :biggrin:

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    Your in!!

    Updated list,
    Chenko
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    parksie - "Cheif Oxide" (dont ask me he wanted it)
    Jeff_1
    denniswrenn
    CyberSurfer
    matthewralston

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    I'll be on keyboards
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    And I'll play the Rusty Spoons!!!

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    I think we will all be playing the rusty spoons!!

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    Violin...

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    Originally posted by matthewralston
    Violin...
    Now thats a good sad one!!!

    How badly can u play?

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    or possibly .....

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    Very badly...my screeching will drown out your rusty (spoon) clangs any day

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    Violin

    I used to be able to play really badly...now I can't play at all
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    I could never play...I can't play at all

    I always wanted to when i was little...evil parents thought it would be expensive if i started then gave up so they made a "deal" (it was very one sided really!) with me...if i learned to play the guitar then they'd get me a violin and lessons...but i didn't want to learn the guitar...i hated playing it and i hated my tutor...so i never got my violin lessons ((

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    So did I! Man, I hated that!

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    Originally posted by matthewralston
    Very badly...my screeching will drown out your rusty (spoon) clangs any day
    is it worse than the sound of rusty spoons scraping on bones??

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    I don't know, but you'll wish you could...it'll send enough shivers down your spine that every bone would be shattered anyway!

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    Likewise, I'm sure!

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    Whatever you're playing people, just make sure it can plug into an amp and has a volume setting that goes very high.

    We could use a bass player... not only to play base but to have the piss taken out of them
    Harry.

    "From one thing, know ten thousand things."

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    Yep, my rusty spoons'll plug into any amp ever made, even WinAmp and Butlins Holiday C-amp.....

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    Originally posted by CyberSurfer
    Yep, my rusty spoons'll plug into any amp ever made, even WinAmp and Butlins Holiday C-amp.....
    just hope your spoons are rusty enough not to conduct electricity, we wouldnt wanna die fast!!!

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    Oh, they're rusty alright! Rustier than a 25 year old Lada which has been sitting at the bottom of the sea for 24 of those years...

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    Originally posted by CyberSurfer
    Oh, they're rusty alright! Rustier than a 25 year old Lada which has been sitting at the bottom of the sea for 24 of those years...
    Cool...mine have no metal left in em

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    Ummm

    Wasnt the i love you virus relased ( hehe ) into the world around valentine's day??

    If so we should find this person and enlist him/her into the rusty spoons as well.... we need all the death, destruction, and utter dismay that we can afford!!

    Check this site out
    http://www.dailyradar.com/features/d...ge_1941_1.html

    If the rusty spoon doesnt do the trick..we can choose one of those!! muwhaha
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    SPOONS SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE! MWAHAHA

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    I feel a little sick at the moment, there is some REAL bad stuff on that site.... thanks

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    The wheel by all means was not the worst,
    that iron maiden looked pretty evil..... it sent spikes through your "private", your arms, eyes, ass, stomach, chest, and legs.. that must have hurt..

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    I think the sawing was bad! just imagine! NO DONT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Besides wudnt harm me i have balls of steel

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    I read that thread backwards 2 pages

    What's this all about?
    Use
    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    read the last post by Jeff! and look at the site (but be warned, it is BAD)

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    Do you mean #227351
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    http://www.dailyradar.com/features/d...ge_1941_1.html

    well this is the link Jeff posted

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    Is that bad?
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    VERY

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    In case that's bad, i have a theory for you.
    Each time you die, you will be reincarnated in another body at another time as another human, until you've served as every single human being. If this is bad you could feel sympathy for humanity or if you can even call it that, and wish there ever was nothing.
    Use
    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Ok you've confused me so now im gonna be crude!!

    [crude]Just imagine how many people you wud fu<k!!! [/crude]

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    How about a formula, you integrate Good-Bad rate in respect of time (from your POV) and get a value K (the greek letter kappa).
    The value K is called kedamans constant and varies on your decisions which does not vary because it's human nature to tortue themselves while struggling to survive, Now if you calculate stupidness, S (greek sigma) = K/C where C is human knowledge (still from your POV) you get a value very close to I which is short for inifinty.

    Seriously, would you want to get paid to be tortured? Is there any relevance how much time you spread it out on? What would you do if you found out this to be true?
    Use
    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    ............ im still up for the ****ing

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    alright, no matter what you do, you already see and know what youre going to do in at least some of your next lives, take for instance... ok let's not do that.

    Speaking about your choises, imagine you do something that make Good points for both you and orthers (yourself) for instance love, and also imagine you do something you kill a person (yourself), that makes you feel very bad, and for the other yourself feel a lot of pain. And third you rob a person, you may feel good but will feel bad later when you think about it, or feel stupid if you knew this would cause you to have less money later.. What would you choose, even if you knew whatever you do the result is already shown and in action?
    Use
    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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