'The Cult Of The Rusty Spoon'

Feb 11th, 2001, 08:59 PM

Both my arms are strong...... 20" in diameter...

No.. I don't mean...... I think I'll be going now *Dennis runs away too*

Feb 12th, 2001, 06:07 AM

ummmmmmmmmm............
*simon runs in the OPPOSITE direction!*

Feb 12th, 2001, 06:57 AM

Originally from ICQ chat with Dennis
Dennis Wrenn: (11:37 AM) so, what are your plans on the big day?
Matt: (11:37 AM) 14th?
Dennis Wrenn: (11:38 AM) yeah
Matt: (11:39 AM) erm...get up (late as usual)
go to work
be bored to death
poo myself...um...got a meeting with big nasty client ppl
come home eat, be merry, sleep
u?

Rusty spoon? nice name. Let me in!!!!!! :biggrin:

Feb 12th, 2001, 07:18 AM

Your in!!

Updated list,
Chenko
HarryW
parksie - "Cheif Oxide" (dont ask me he wanted it)
Jeff_1
denniswrenn
CyberSurfer
matthewralston

**parksie** · Feb 12th, 2001, 07:22 AM

I'll be on keyboards

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 08:03 AM

And I'll play the Rusty Spoons!!!

Feb 12th, 2001, 08:10 AM

I think we will all be playing the rusty spoons!!

Feb 12th, 2001, 08:10 AM

Violin...

Feb 12th, 2001, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by matthewralston
Violin...

Now thats a good sad one!!!

How badly can u play?

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 08:13 AM

or possibly

.....

Feb 12th, 2001, 08:16 AM

Very badly...my screeching will drown out your rusty (spoon) clangs any day

**parksie** · Feb 12th, 2001, 08:18 AM

I used to be able to play really badly...now I can't play at all

Feb 12th, 2001, 08:22 AM

I could never play...I can't play at all

I always wanted to when i was little...evil parents thought it would be expensive if i started then gave up so they made a "deal" (it was very one sided really!) with me...if i learned to play the guitar then they'd get me a violin and lessons...but i didn't want to learn the guitar...i hated playing it and i hated my tutor...so i never got my violin lessons

((

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 08:22 AM

So did I! Man, I hated that!

Feb 12th, 2001, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by matthewralston
Very badly...my screeching will drown out your rusty (spoon) clangs any day

is it worse than the sound of rusty spoons scraping on bones??

Feb 12th, 2001, 08:57 AM

I don't know, but you'll wish you could...it'll send enough shivers down your spine that every bone would be shattered anyway!

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 09:08 AM

Likewise, I'm sure!

**HarryW** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:20 AM

Whatever you're playing people, just make sure it can plug into an amp and has a volume setting that goes very high.

We could use a bass player... not only to play base but to have the piss taken out of them

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:31 AM

Yep, my rusty spoons'll plug into any amp ever made, even WinAmp and Butlins Holiday C-amp.....

Feb 12th, 2001, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Yep, my rusty spoons'll plug into any amp ever made, even WinAmp and Butlins Holiday C-amp.....

just hope your spoons are rusty enough not to conduct electricity, we wouldnt wanna die fast!!!

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:44 AM

Oh, they're rusty alright! Rustier than a 25 year old Lada which has been sitting at the bottom of the sea for 24 of those years...

Feb 12th, 2001, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Oh, they're rusty alright! Rustier than a 25 year old Lada which has been sitting at the bottom of the sea for 24 of those years...

Cool...mine have no metal left in em

**CyberSurfer** · Feb 12th, 2001, 10:52 AM

Feb 12th, 2001, 11:02 AM

**Jeff_1** · Feb 13th, 2001, 01:36 AM

Wasnt the i love you virus relased ( hehe ) into the world around valentine's day??

If so we should find this person and enlist him/her into the rusty spoons as well.... we need all the death, destruction, and utter dismay that we can afford!!

Check this site out
http://www.dailyradar.com/features/d...ge_1941_1.html

If the rusty spoon doesnt do the trick..we can choose one of those!! muwhaha

Feb 13th, 2001, 03:50 AM

SPOONS SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE! MWAHAHA

Feb 13th, 2001, 04:27 AM

I feel a little sick at the moment, there is some REAL bad stuff on that site.... thanks

Feb 13th, 2001, 06:46 AM

The wheel by all means was not the worst,
that iron maiden looked pretty evil..... it sent spikes through your "private", your arms, eyes, ass, stomach, chest, and legs.. that must have hurt..

Feb 13th, 2001, 07:07 AM

I think the sawing was bad! just imagine! NO DONT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Besides wudnt harm me i have balls of steel

**kedaman** · Feb 13th, 2001, 09:24 AM

What's this all about?

Feb 13th, 2001, 09:27 AM

read the last post by Jeff! and look at the site (but be warned, it is BAD)

**kedaman** · Feb 13th, 2001, 10:20 AM

Do you mean #227351

Feb 13th, 2001, 10:23 AM

http://www.dailyradar.com/features/d...ge_1941_1.html

well this is the link Jeff posted

**kedaman** · Feb 13th, 2001, 11:45 AM

Is that bad?

Feb 13th, 2001, 02:31 PM

VERY

**kedaman** · Feb 13th, 2001, 02:41 PM

In case that's bad, i have a theory for you.
Each time you die, you will be reincarnated in another body at another time as another human, until you've served as every single human being. If this is bad you could feel sympathy for humanity or if you can even call it that, and wish there ever was nothing.

Feb 13th, 2001, 02:52 PM

Ok you've confused me so now im gonna be crude!!

[crude]Just imagine how many people you wud fu<k!!!

[/crude]

**kedaman** · Feb 13th, 2001, 03:11 PM

How about a formula, you integrate Good-Bad rate in respect of time (from your POV) and get a value K (the greek letter kappa).
The value K is called kedamans constant and varies on your decisions which does not vary because it's human nature to tortue themselves while struggling to survive, Now if you calculate stupidness, S (greek sigma) = K/C where C is human knowledge (still from your POV) you get a value very close to I which is short for inifinty.

Seriously, would you want to get paid to be tortured? Is there any relevance how much time you spread it out on? What would you do if you found out this to be true?

Feb 13th, 2001, 03:18 PM

............

im still up for the ****ing

**kedaman** · Feb 13th, 2001, 03:27 PM

alright, no matter what you do, you already see and know what youre going to do in at least some of your next lives, take for instance... ok let's not do that.

Speaking about your choises, imagine you do something that make Good points for both you and orthers (yourself) for instance love, and also imagine you do something you kill a person (yourself), that makes you feel very bad, and for the other yourself feel a lot of pain. And third you rob a person, you may feel good but will feel bad later when you think about it, or feel stupid if you knew this would cause you to have less money later.. What would you choose, even if you knew whatever you do the result is already shown and in action?

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