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May 3rd, 2006, 01:54 PM
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[FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Since having [SERIOUS] in a Chit Chat thread is an automatic failure, why not admit it? This thread will not be a failure. In this thread several things must happen:- NoteMe writes perfect English.
- RobDog888 writes even better English than NoteMe.
- My level of English is worst level of English you'll ever see in this thread.
- mendhak admits he has only two eyes.
- There will be no jokes or lame jokes in this thread.
- MartinLiss confirms all this is true on April 1st 2007.
- George W. Bush visits this thread and confirms MartinLiss is correct.
- The only browser used to view this thread is Firefox, because any other browser causes The Blue Screen of Death (even on Linux and Mac) for a reason anyone can't explain.
- Jacob Roman converts a straight employed male programmer to an unemployed transvestite loser
List updated to match wishes
I feel like an idiot already, but that's nothing new on Chit Chat
Last edited by Merri; May 3rd, 2006 at 05:07 PM.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:08 PM
#2
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
#1 Here we go. Perfect English.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:15 PM
#3
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Ahh, damn. I just ruined it. I messed up the last one.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:21 PM
#4
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by NoteMe
Perfect English.
Sentence fragment.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:22 PM
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Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by NoteMe
#1 Here we go. Perfect English.
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I am no english major, but wouldn't that be: "Here we go; Perfect English."?
Otherwise it would be viewed as a sentence fragment, I think.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:22 PM
#6
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Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
Sentence fragment.
no one knew what a fragmented sentence was before MS invented it
Last edited by john tindell; May 3rd, 2006 at 02:26 PM.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:43 PM
#7
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
A fragmented sentance is one of those annoying things which no one knows the meaning of and you acan never get rid of. Bit like offside in football.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:45 PM
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Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Ohhh... Offsides in football; I can never figure that one out. I bought Fifa for XBox360 and yeah. I have no idea what I'm doing.
It's still not as confusing as "Icing" in hockey. I think that's just a penalty they randomly throw out to coerce the players into fighting.
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:54 PM
#9
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Fifa is soccer!!!
you silly English kuuuniggitss!!
Now go away or I shall Taunt you a second time!!
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:55 PM
#10
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Originally Posted by sevenhalo
It's still not as confusing as "Icing" in hockey. I think that's just a penalty they randomly throw out to coerce the players into fighting.
oh.. and ICING i think is when u hit the puck to the other side and no one is down there to pass it to...?? maybe..? (I hate hockey so im not sure)
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
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May 3rd, 2006, 02:58 PM
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May 3rd, 2006, 03:01 PM
#12
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by Static
Fifa is soccer!!!
you silly English kuuuniggitss!!
Now go away or I shall Taunt you a second time!!
I'm from Iowa!!! I don't have a problem calling soccer football or vice versa. Then again, I don't really like American Football either.
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May 3rd, 2006, 03:05 PM
#13
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
I'm from Iowa!!! I don't have a problem calling soccer football or vice versa. Then again, I don't really like American Football either.
You are not American then if you think like that.
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May 3rd, 2006, 03:12 PM
#14
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by RobDog888
You are not American then if you think like that.
Ohh pshh... It's not like I drink imported beer.
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May 3rd, 2006, 03:29 PM
#15
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Dude icing is when it goes past 2 lines consecutively without being touched (the center and opposing defense line).
Offsides means you were in front of the last defender in soccer and got the ball passed near you.
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May 3rd, 2006, 03:31 PM
#16
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Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
Ohh pshh... It's not like I drink imported beer.
Yeah we know you only drink kwowlgeshlimer beer 7H.
I think i just failed #5
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:14 PM
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:16 PM
#18
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They actually made a geography test lately and a lot of people had problems finding Iran, Indonesia and Israel from the world map
*Raises Hand*
I'm one of them. I can't even tell you the difference between the UK and England. For all I know, the only difference could be that the UK includes France.
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:20 PM
#19
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by Merri
I think most of the people in the world don't even want to be American, because ...
You couldnt be more wrong!
Did you not watch any news over the past couple of days? We had over a million people marching in the streets for immigrant rights to become leagal citizens of the USA. Why do so many thousands flock to the USA for a better life? We have the highest amount of immigrant traffic coming into the USA then all other countries in the world combined!
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:22 PM
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Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Did you not watch any news over the past couple of days? We had over a million people marching in the streets for immigrant rights to become leagal citizens of the USA.
...They just wanted a day off from working at Tasty Taco.
But I do agree. It's pretty sweet over here.
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:26 PM
#21
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I r winning thred for us.
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:34 PM
#22
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Originally Posted by RobDog888
We had over a million people marching in the streets for immigrant rights to become leagal citizens of the USA.
That just means you have problems accepting people as legal citizens Or leaky system on preventing people getting in illegally. But basically, wasn't US born right on that, on promising "come here, get better life", hasn't this been going on since the 18th Century? What I quickly read off of Wikipedia, this is the case. There is nothing new on people getting there as it is practically the only country in the world asking for it.
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:47 PM
#23
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come here, get better life*
*While supplies last
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:49 PM
#24
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Let me guess, they ran out already ?
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:55 PM
#25
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No, they just got wasted. Some are being recycled.
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May 3rd, 2006, 04:59 PM
#26
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The original plan was BYOB and we'd provide the finger food.. Then people started asking for B, and we were like "BYO, yo." They didn't listen and pretty soon we ran completely out. That was when prohibition started. After a few years of that, we decided you have to BB otherwise you don't get in the party.
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May 3rd, 2006, 05:03 PM
#27
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by Merri
Since having [SERIOUS] in a Chit Chat thread is an automatic failure, why not admit it? This thread will not be a failure. In this thread several things must happen: - NoteMe writes perfect English.
- RobDog888 writes even better English than NoteMe.
- My level of English is worst level of English you'll ever see in this thread.
- mendhak admits he has only two eyes.
- There will be no jokes or lame jokes in this thread.
- MartinLiss confirms all this is true on April 1st 2007.
- George W. Bush visits this thread and confirms MartinLiss is correct.
- The only browser used to view this thread is Firefox, because any other browser causes The Blue Screen of Death (even on Linux and Mac) for a reason anyone can't explain.
I feel like an idiot already, but that's nothing new on Chit Chat
You also failed to mention that JR converts lesbians into straight girls.
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May 3rd, 2006, 05:08 PM
#28
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Don't ask for trouble. I think I'll never get a job just to save myself of the truthful claims of the all powerful First Post.
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May 3rd, 2006, 05:40 PM
#29
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Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
You also failed to mention that JR converts lesbians into straight girls.
You mean the other way around...
"JR converts straight girls into Lesbians."
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May 3rd, 2006, 07:08 PM
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May 3rd, 2006, 07:57 PM
#31
Re: [FAILURE] This is a serious thread
Originally Posted by RobDog888
You mean the other way around...
"JR converts straight girls into Lesbians."
But that has already happened, something new and unique must happen.
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