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    Q: What's the difference in an Orange?


    A: Peanut Butter



    WHY? Because fish won't ride green bicycles


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    Q. What's the difference between a duck?

    A. One of it's feet are both the same.

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    OOOOOOOOOOO!! I like yours better than mine, Barrk


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    *Sam adds existentialism to his list of words that Americans don't understand*

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    ***Sam is a wuss *****

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    My favorite existential thought!

    If the universe turns out to be just a big existential game being played out over the centuries by some giant omnipotent beings, and we are all just tokens being moved around the board for their amusement, I hope that they put all the pieces away properly when they're done, because I would hate to spend eternity smashed between the couch cushions with some stale Fruit Loops and a half-chewed Sugar Daddy.

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    hmm, I wouldn't mind because I spend most of my life smashed between 2 couch coushions

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    Are you sure you don't mean smashed on a bar stool?

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    no, I'd fall off, sofas are much safer and more comfortable.

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