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Apr 21st, 2006, 11:33 PM
#1
Last edited by visualAd; Sep 5th, 2006 at 02:16 AM.
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Apr 21st, 2006, 11:38 PM
#2
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Apr 21st, 2006, 11:47 PM
#3
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Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:05 AM
#4
Re: uptime
Keep out of all forbidden areas.
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Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:48 AM
#5
Re: uptime
Originally Posted by visualAd
Keep out of all forbidden areas.
ALL YOUR FORBIDDEN AREAS ARE BELONG TO US.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 02:16 AM
#6
Re: Post your uptime
08:13:59 up 10:07, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
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Sep 5th, 2006, 02:44 AM
#7
Re: Post your uptime
uptime: 7:30, irritable and grouchy...
downtime: outlook is at 12:00... should be earlier than that.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 03:00 AM
#8
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Sep 5th, 2006, 03:55 AM
#9
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by hairball
24 years, 20 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
What is your percentage of downtime?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 04:02 AM
#10
Junior Member
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by visualAd
What is your percentage of downtime?
0% downtime.
50% idle time.
Break out from your mental box.
I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 04:06 AM
#11
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Sep 5th, 2006, 04:09 AM
#12
Junior Member
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by mendhak
And 50% sleeptalk time.
Guess what time it is?
Last edited by hairball; Sep 5th, 2006 at 04:15 AM.
Break out from your mental box.
I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 06:20 AM
#13
Re: Post your uptime
root:wossname Uptime
26 years, 1 Month, 18 Days, 08:34:12
Coding: 14 Years approx
I don't live here any more.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 07:20 AM
#14
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by hairball
Guess what time it is?
Time for a hairballcut?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 08:59 AM
#15
Junior Member
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by mendhak
Time for a hairballcut?
No, I already had a hairballcut. I look like a ball now.
Break out from your mental box.
I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:22 AM
#16
Re: Post your uptime
Time for a beating with a cantilever?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:37 AM
#17
Junior Member
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by mendhak
Time for a beating with a cantilever?
No. I forgot.
Break out from your mental box.
I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:39 AM
#18
Re: Post your uptime
I do remember. It's a beating with a cantilever. A cantilever created entirely of brutally murdered puppies. And a barbie doll.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:40 AM
#19
Re: Post your uptime
Last month, I think it was the 20th or the 21st, I had my best uptime.
I didn't go to sleep until almost 7:30 p.m.!
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:41 AM
#20
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by Hack
Last month, I think it was the 20th or the 21st, I had my best uptime.
I didn't go to sleep until almost 7:30 p.m.!
So those "dang kids" actually got off your lawn!
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:45 AM
#21
Junior Member
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by mendhak
I do remember. It's a beating with a cantilever. A cantilever created entirely of brutally murdered puppies. And a barbie doll.
I prefer eggs sculpted with laser beam.
Anyway I understand your signature now.
Break out from your mental box.
I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:46 AM
#22
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by hairball
Anyway I understand your signature now.
You are the first and only.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 09:48 AM
#23
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by mendhak
So those "dang kids" actually got off your lawn!
I think the razor blades I hid between each piece of grass had the desired effect.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:00 AM
#24
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by Hack
You are the first and only.
I worked it out yesterday, and now I know what it means I ignore it just as I do with the English version.
(Roken = Smoking, forget about the rest )
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:02 AM
#25
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:03 AM
#26
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by hairball
altavista.
baby.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:03 AM
#27
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by si_the_geek
I worked it out yesterday, and now I know what it means I ignore it just as I do with the English version.
(Roken = Smoking, forget about the rest )
Dood = Death, dude.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:05 AM
#28
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:12 AM
#29
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by mendhak
Dood = Death, dude.
Kindly go away, dood.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:12 AM
#30
Fanatic Member
Re: Post your uptime
Smoking can lead to extreme potency
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:27 AM
#31
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by grilkip
Smoking can lead to extreme potency
Hmmm...that must be why women run when I enter a room.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 10:38 AM
#32
Re: Post your uptime
Uptime is 22.81 years.
Coding 16.?? years.
Idleratio data corrupted.
Downratio data corrupted.
Windows uptime is 4 hours, 31 minutes and 49 seconds.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 11:01 AM
#33
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by Merri
Uptime is 22.81 years.
Coding 16.?? years.
Idleratio data corrupted.
Downratio data corrupted.
Windows uptime is 4 hours, 31 minutes and 49 seconds.
Thank you Dr. DLL
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Sep 5th, 2006, 11:19 AM
#34
Lively Member
Re: Post your uptime
I'm permanently overclocked
A post brought to you by the Grim Reaper Appreciation Society™
"Buy your lifetime subscription now and save on your coffin"
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Sep 5th, 2006, 11:36 AM
#35
Re: Post your uptime
Doesn't that mean you die sooner? Do you have problems with overheating? How you keep yourself cool? I bet you never go to sauna?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 11:42 AM
#36
Lively Member
Re: Post your uptime
thinly veiled anger provides a necessary cooling function.
A post brought to you by the Grim Reaper Appreciation Society™
"Buy your lifetime subscription now and save on your coffin"
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Sep 5th, 2006, 01:51 PM
#37
Re: uptime
Originally Posted by |2eM!x
ALL YOUR FORBIDDEN AREAS ARE BELONG TO US.
You will regret saying that to visualAd. His forbidden areas require cleaning.
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Sep 5th, 2006, 01:51 PM
#38
Re: Post your uptime
Code:
Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.
C:\Documents and Settings\X>Systeminfo | Find "Up Time"
System Up Time: 0 Days, 0 Hours, 23 Minutes, 12 Seconds
C:\Documents and Settings\X>
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Sep 5th, 2006, 03:12 PM
#39
Re: Post your uptime
Who is X? Is it your ex-girlfriends logon?
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Sep 5th, 2006, 03:34 PM
#40
Re: Post your uptime
Originally Posted by visualAd
Who is X? Is it your ex-girlfriends logon?
Nope, it's just my user account. I couldn't think of a good name to use... So X will suffice.
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