Post your uptime

[visualAd]

http://adam.codedv.com/cgi-bin/uptime

[|2eM!x]

*** IS THIS ADAM
http://adam.codedv.com/nakedpics/adam.jpg

[Andrew G]

http://adam.codedv.com/

[visualAd]

Keep out of all forbidden areas.

[|2eM!x]

Keep out of all forbidden areas.

ALL YOUR FORBIDDEN AREAS ARE BELONG TO US.

[visualAd]

08:13:59 up 10:07, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

[oceanebelle]

uptime: 7:30, irritable and grouchy...

downtime: outlook is at 12:00... should be earlier than that.

[hairball]

24 years, 20 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

[visualAd]

24 years, 20 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

What is your percentage of downtime?

[hairball]

What is your percentage of downtime?

0% downtime.

50% idle time.

[mendhak]

And 50% sleeptalk time.

[hairball]

And 50% sleeptalk time.

Guess what time it is?

[wossname]

root:wossname Uptime
26 years, 1 Month, 18 Days, 08:34:12

Coding: 14 Years approx

[mendhak]

Guess what time it is?

Time for a hairballcut?

[hairball]

Time for a hairballcut?

No, I already had a hairballcut. I look like a ball now.

[mendhak]

Time for a beating with a cantilever?

[hairball]

Time for a beating with a cantilever?

No. I forgot.

[mendhak]

I do remember. It's a beating with a cantilever. A cantilever created entirely of brutally murdered puppies. And a barbie doll.

[Hack]

Last month, I think it was the 20th or the 21st, I had my best uptime.

I didn't go to sleep until almost 7:30 p.m.!

[mendhak]

Last month, I think it was the 20th or the 21st, I had my best uptime.

I didn't go to sleep until almost 7:30 p.m.!

So those "dang kids" actually got off your lawn!

[hairball]

I do remember. It's a beating with a cantilever. A cantilever created entirely of brutally murdered puppies. And a barbie doll.

I prefer eggs sculpted with laser beam.

Anyway I understand your signature now.

[Hack]

Anyway I understand your signature now.

You are the first and only.

[Hack]

So those "dang kids" actually got off your lawn!

I think the razor blades I hid between each piece of grass had the desired effect.

[si_the_geek]

You are the first and only.

I worked it out yesterday, and now I know what it means I ignore it just as I do with the English version.




(Roken = Smoking, forget about the rest )

[hairball]

don't google. altavista.

[mendhak]

altavista.

baby.

[mendhak]

I worked it out yesterday, and now I know what it means I ignore it just as I do with the English version.



(Roken = Smoking, forget about the rest )

Dood = Death, dude.

[hairball]

painful

[si_the_geek]

Dood = Death, dude.

Kindly go away, dood.

[grilkip]

Smoking can lead to extreme potency

[Hack]

Smoking can lead to extreme potency

Hmmm...that must be why women run when I enter a room.

[Merri]

Uptime is 22.81 years.
Coding 16.?? years.
Idleratio data corrupted.
Downratio data corrupted.

Windows uptime is 4 hours, 31 minutes and 49 seconds.

[Hack]

Uptime is 22.81 years.
Coding 16.?? years.
Idleratio data corrupted.
Downratio data corrupted.

Windows uptime is 4 hours, 31 minutes and 49 seconds.

Thank you Dr. DLL

[Wally Pipp]

I'm permanently overclocked

[Merri]

Doesn't that mean you die sooner? Do you have problems with overheating? How you keep yourself cool? I bet you never go to sauna?

[Wally Pipp]

thinly veiled anger provides a necessary cooling function.

[zaza]

ALL YOUR FORBIDDEN AREAS ARE BELONG TO US.

You will regret saying that to visualAd. His forbidden areas require cleaning.

[thegreatone]

Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\Documents and Settings\X>Systeminfo | Find "Up Time"
System Up Time:            0 Days, 0 Hours, 23 Minutes, 12 Seconds

C:\Documents and Settings\X>

[visualAd]

Who is X? Is it your ex-girlfriends logon?

[thegreatone]

Who is X? Is it your ex-girlfriends logon?

Nope, it's just my user account. I couldn't think of a good name to use... So X will suffice.