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    I don't know how to break this to you...

    At my desk I sit. Before me lies an orange. I peer at the orange and study its fleshy surface laced with pores. As I gaze into the abyss of the orange, a demonic voice enters my head. Speaking in a raspy voice, it whispers, “…Foolish mortal, peel the orange. Tear from it its skin. Mutilate and devour it.” With a slight hesitation, I drive my finger into the outer membrane of the orange. I use my finger nail to rip away a piece of orange carapace. The orange is displeased by this action and hurls citrus acid rockets into my eyes. I wince in pain and curse under my breath. More determined now, I continue ripping away at the skin. After a couple minutes, the last chunk of skin falls to the table and with it the full fragrance of the orange has been emitted into the air. I inhale through my nostrils the sweet bitter scent and saver it. I clasp two ends of the remaining orange and pull into two halves along the section divides. I break away each of the sections and consume them. As I bite down into each piece, citric juices explode in my mouth. With the final piece gone, I sit back and think to myself, “That was a good orange.”
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    Re: I don't know how to break this to you...

    I don't remember writing that.


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    Re: I don't know how to break this to you...

    Are you sure it was orange and not blue?
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    Re: I don't know how to break this to you...

    Sounds like a cabbage to me
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    Re: I don't know how to break this to you...

    Poetry

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    Re: I don't know how to break this to you...

    Consult a psychiatrist. ASAP.
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