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    My own little world


    Seeing as how it *is* Halloween, I thought this one would be

    Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe; as
    it happens, in Transylvania.

    They're driving a rental car along a rather deserted highway.
    It's late, and raining very hard. Bob can barely see 10 feet in
    front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control!

    Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves
    and smashes into a tree. Moments later, Bob shakes his head to
    clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and
    sees his new wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite
    the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to carry
    her to the nearest phone.

    Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the
    road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the
    light, which is coming from an old, large house. He approaches
    the door and knocks. A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens
    the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill,
    and this is my wife, Betty. We've been in a terrible accident,
    and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your

    "I'm sorry," replies the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone.
    My master is a doctor. Come in and I will get him."

    Bob brings his wife in. An elegant man comes down the stairs.
    "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical
    doctor. I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the
    nearest clinic, and I have had basic medical training. I will see
    what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

    With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with
    Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab.
    Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries; so Igor
    places Bob on an adjoining table.

    After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things
    are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."

    Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and
    Betty Hill are no more.

    The Hills' deaths upsets Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he
    climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his pipe
    organ. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins
    to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

    Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. As the music
    fills the lab, his eyes catch movement, and he notices the
    fingers on Betty Hill's hand twitch. Stunned, he watches as Bob's
    arm begins to rise! He is further amazed as Betty sits straight
    up! Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the
    conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master:

    (Don't page down unless you have a strong stomach...)

    You sure you want to know?

    "Master, Master!... The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"

    [Edited by barrk on 10-31-2000 at 03:56 PM]

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    Talking haha.

    ba boom pisssssss.

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    Talking Oh god l didn't read the warning on the label

    Actually had a small snigger at the punch line

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