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    Unless you look much better in a bikini than I imagine, I think it would fit you better than your current status!!

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    well I didn't win for nothing you know

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    I can only imagine

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    Did you sleep with the judges???!?!?!?!?!

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    Hi guys and gals, you too Chris.

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    Howdy, youngster!

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Did you sleep with the judges???!?!?!?!?!
    The hot female ones, yeah
    Hi guys and gals, you too Chris
    You saucy young man...I should tan your hide!

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    Hey Katie! How's it going?

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    Let's see......I haven't been bitten by any laughing hyenas today so I guess it's going okay. How 'bout you?

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    Originally posted by barrk
    I haven't been bitten by any laughing hyenas today so I guess it's going okay. How 'bout you?
    Don't speak too soon...


    *yum yum, munch, bite*

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    First clowns and then this! How much more do you think one person can stand?!?!?!?!?!

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    I'm doing pretty good. My ass hurts though. In gym we were playing football, and I was trying to impress some girls by tackling (actually, just touching him w/ both my hands, we aren't allowed to play tackle football in gym) some guy, but I only got one hand on him, and when I put the other hand out I missed, then my feet slipped out from under me, and I spun around a few times and fell on my ass.... hard....

    I did impress them though because I made 2 out of 3 of our teams touchdowns

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    Does this fall under the love hurts category???


    btw you should know better than to post something like that in here...the misquoters are always lurking waiting to pounce....I almost did but I decided to have mercy on you since you've got a sore enough ass already!

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    pffft! American Football is for wimps..all that padding they'd be more at home ballet dancing! Play a real game like rugby.

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    I'd be willing to bet you dollars to doughnuts that my daughter gets more bruises ballet dancing than your average football player (American football).

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    okay, maybe ballet was a bad example...how about librarian...

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    Good night
    my friend and his girlfriend broke up
    a friend of another friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend too

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    what sucks more is that i don't have a g/f
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
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    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Originally posted by chrisjk
    pffft! American Football is for wimps..all that padding they'd be more at home ballet dancing! Play a real game like rugby.
    We don't get padding when we're playing it in gym! That's why we can't tackle each other....

    I wish I had a gf too

    Gonna try real hard this weekend at home coming

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    Then no one will be breaking your heart soon and you have every reason to smile!!!!!!!!

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    no way can't live a happy life like this
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
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    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    worst thing is i lost 2 hours of homework, due to totally unexpected reboot, and windows blamed it all on my graphics card
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
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    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Do you think you'll find a girlie soon if you walk around with a blue sad face all the time?????


    In the words of Monty Python:
    I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up!

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    Gonna be real hard this weekend at home coming
    Won't that spoil the hang of your trousers?

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Do you think you'll find a girlie soon if you walk around with a blue sad face all the time?????


    In the words of Monty Python:
    I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up!
    a blue face here doesn't mean a green face there, i mean, i don't know what to say

    no matter what face ) nobody will like someone like me

    I think i should hang myself soon, thanks for the tip
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
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    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Kedaman (You should call ourself sad-a-man) , You always seem to be hopeless. why ?????

    I guess...you think too much to the extent you don't know what you are thinking . Life is short. Enjoy every bit of it !!!
    Marriage - is not a word, but a sentence.

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    how can i enjoy a life when i don't have one
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    writing haskell makes your life easier:
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    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    Borrow one.
    Marriage - is not a word, but a sentence.

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    I think i should hang myself soon, thanks for the tip
    You know darned well that that wasn't a tip it was a joke! Snap out of it!

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    evening all
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    Gonna be real hard this weekend at home coming
    TIP:don't do it outside the bathroom
    Marriage - is not a word, but a sentence.

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    Yeah!!!!! Ian is here!!!!!!! Everybody say Woooo Hoooo!!!!!!!!!!

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    well, no sympathy here, i feel so alone
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    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    It's hard to give you sympathy when you won't accept it. Everything I say you meet with sadness and misunderstanding. What you you like me to say? What could we do to cheer you up when all you do is answer with another . You tell me how I can help.

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    right, we will have no sad faces here, I'm currently sitting here in nothing but some frilly panties and a bra. so taht should give everyone a good laugh
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    hey ked, if its any consolation, i feel completley depressed as well, if u want proof, read my thread "my friend peter"

    thats how i feel now
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    right, we will have no sad faces here, I'm currently sitting here in nothing but some frilly panties and a bra. so taht should give everyone a good laugh
    I want those back immediately, Ian!

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    there the edible type and they are actually quite tasty
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Don't you dare, Ian....I need those back....in the same shape they were in when you nicked them!

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