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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:45 PM
#4081
Hyperactive Member
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:48 PM
#4082
Monday Morning Lunatic
Hehe...looks like Ian has a violent past like me
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:49 PM
#4083
Fanatic Member
Katie, it's cockney rhyming slang, commonly used int he east end of london
Ok then try this on for size
I was sitting in my farther ted(bed) with my captain hook(book) when all of a suden the dog and bone(phone) went off. so I went down the apple and pairs(stairs) and a garden gate(mate) asked if i wanted a couple of britney spears(beers) with some of my china plates(mates). so I got in my Jam Jar(car) and went off down the frog and toad(road) to get to the nuclear-sub.(pub)
there must have been a grands(1000) worth of billies(billie bunter - punter's) in there, all schindler's list(pissed), but after a mo i found my garden gate's. So we all had lots of gold watch(scotch) and got thourghly Elephant trunk(drunk). So I thought to myself that I need to bobby more(score) and went up to a ocean Pearl(girl) who had a right pair of gorgie bests(breasts), slipped her a nifty(£50) only to find that her old pot and pan(husband) was there. he completly kate mossed it(lossed it) and landed a isle of white(right) on my suppose so(nose). there was claret(blood) every where and the old bill(police) came in and i and him spent the night in the flowery dell (cells)
easy when you know how
Ian
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:50 PM
#4084
so you dont call your driving Violent?
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:53 PM
#4085
Monday Morning Lunatic
Not violent driving but my clutch control needs a little work...spun my wheels doing a hill start @ the traffic lights today!
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:54 PM
#4086
Hyperactive Member
Very clever Ian....I did get the intent of it though!
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:56 PM
#4087
well i dont drive (legally) and my inm good on the gears...just get to 5th gear and im away... until the ditch hehe
~Simon
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:58 PM
#4088
Banned
yo
i was playing star craft during the super bowl. cause i hate foot ball, i hate watching sports i think its boring. and i had the game on and i bet this guy $500 that the ravins would win. then the guy wouldnt pay me. then i beat him in the game really bad. and he still wouldnt pay. then i did that ping thing so his internal speaker would beep and then he went off-line and hasnt been on since.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:58 PM
#4089
Fanatic Member
yes you did
the scary thing is that I made that up right there and then. it scares me when my brain does things like that
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:58 PM
#4090
Monday Morning Lunatic
Dual-carriageway == stay in 3rd until 55mph & about 8000 revs....then block change to 5th.
Much better acceleration...not so sure about the engine noise:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 04:59 PM
#4091
Hyperactive Member
Must be the sherry, huh???
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:01 PM
#4092
Fanatic Member
what's a gearstick ? I thought you just kept on going untill the steam start's comming out, then get a new car
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:02 PM
#4093
Banned
soccer
what do u mean they dont pause??? when i play soccer in school we pause all the time, mostly cuase they say i did some penalty. and arure and sometimes get into fights. by the time they finish sometimes lunch is over. this is my best sport.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:02 PM
#4094
I hate
theres no point in AMERICAN football, plays stop every 5 seconds boring
Does anyone have an IRC server up 2nite?
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:05 PM
#4095
Parksie: You should take the nearest turn for the closest rally curcuit and show off your skills... of crashing... hehe
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:05 PM
#4096
Banned
some other good sports
battle bots (not really a sport but its cool), karte, soccer, and raceing on bikes. those r the best sports and the ones im best at and i can beat alot of ppl in.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:05 PM
#4097
Monday Morning Lunatic
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
what's a gearstick ? I thought you just kept on going untill the steam start's comming out, then get a new car
My driving instructor might not be too pleased if I did that
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:07 PM
#4098
Banned
y?
y r all of u from the uk? i know alot of americans who come here, but they dont talk here. i think we need an american to explane the super bowl to us.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:07 PM
#4099
Fanatic Member
car's are not that good a point with me at the moment. I've only had it 9 month's and i've already done 17000 miles in it
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:07 PM
#4100
Banned
me
im the only kid in my school who didnt watch the super bowl.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:09 PM
#4101
what you do... leave it to take a drive on its own??
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:09 PM
#4102
Banned
honda
honda is a great racing car. my mom has one it can go really fast(6 celenders).
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:10 PM
#4103
Banned
damn it
y dont any of u talk 2 me!?!?!?!?
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:11 PM
#4104
subaru is the best rally car, also the focus is and dats wat im gona get
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:11 PM
#4105
Fanatic Member
I was working in manchester for a while and that ment 600 miles to get up there and back each week. and before that I was working in surrey, which ment 140 miles a day to get there and back.
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:12 PM
#4106
Monday Morning Lunatic
Whoa...calm down nuke
I'm here...6 cyls? And your mum drives it?
I'd have rigged it up as a washing machine.
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:13 PM
#4107
and do you pay for youre travel?
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:13 PM
#4108
Banned
dont?
dont all u ppl in the uk use kilometers?
thats what i learned in sci.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:16 PM
#4109
nope they whack we use miles...
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:16 PM
#4110
Banned
what?
6 cylenders is good, that what most ppl have. more is alot more expence and in the us my law u can only go upto 12 cylenders. it goes up too 230 mph. and u cannt hear the engien when its going. its the new honda accord lx
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:16 PM
#4111
Monday Morning Lunatic
nuke - if you start talking metric in britain...people will look at you like you're stupid
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:19 PM
#4112
Fanatic Member
as usual i've got be up at 6 tommorow, to get my train into london, night all.
Ps. mike, could you try to be a little less funny, as i don't think you can get ribs on the NHS.
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:21 PM
#4113
Banned
what?
then what do u guys use? the same as us? cuase im %100 sure that every one told me that the uk switched the metric. and i know that the us was going to but we neaver did, and now we just have to learn it. infact one of reasons y we had to learn it was cause all of u use it.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:24 PM
#4114
ha ha i was gonna have to get up to get to london waterloo 2moz but i aint going ne more
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:24 PM
#4115
Banned
what!?!
how meny hours ahead of us r u? here its only 5:29:46 PM.
te he even thought i have to be up by 7 am i still stay on till 12.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:24 PM
#4116
Monday Morning Lunatic
We use miles for distance, but mostly litres for fuel
The govt tried to change all the food stuff to metric to match with europe (bastards!).
And someone got prosecuted for selling food marked in imperial measure (pounds and ounces). The fact that everyone in britain uses pounds and ounces is beyond our govt.
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:25 PM
#4117
Monday Morning Lunatic
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:26 PM
#4118
Banned
historical
in america thiers a some historical place called waterloo village.
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:28 PM
#4119
i use both me for weigth or food etc... liters for liquid measurments and miles for traveling and i use meters for distance and extimating (im a cyclist i needa workin Kph (makes me seam faster!! ive been clock at 41Mph on a Cross counrty cycle(no racer style)))
~Simon
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Jan 29th, 2001, 05:29 PM
#4120
Banned
america
if some one used metrics in a store here the gov wouldnt care. i dont think. cause the Constition would probly protect them.
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