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    What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his arse? Warren.
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    psssst chris, the letter d is just above the c
    ARSE!

    oh well, everyone knows it anyway

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    what do you call an idiot in a uniform who doesn't know his head from his ass........my customer.

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    Arse, Katie, arse
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    ARSE!!!!! He couldn't find it with both hands and a manual!!!

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    I prescribe arsenic.


    For him, not you
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    I want you to build me a thing-a-ma-bob that can sense what I'm thinking at each particular moment, chart, graph and analyze the data depending upon some nebulous criteria that will be constantly changing.....oh and I want it to look pretty too!


    What a waste of arsenic!

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    right, I'm off to bed, early night for me ready for the footie tommorow morning

    Good night all
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    PPPFFFTTTTttttttttttttttttttt!

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    I can only watch the first half - I was able to get the time off work and come in late, but mum needs her car 'cause she has to go to the hospital, and the guy dad sometimes carshares with is also taking time off in the morning to watch it.

    As a result, I can only watch the first half, and gotta try and listen to the second on the radio
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    I thought you all got a national holiday when England played in the world cup.

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    not officially, we just make one

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    Cool! I just wish we didn't have to stay up all night to watch it live. It's been pretty fun so far. Some of the teams play a lot dirtier than MLS here though.

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    yep, it's on from 7am till about 3pm all together here which is okay I guess.

    Some of them are right dirty bastards. Those argentinians were so bloody fowl, fricking animals they were. Apparently Saudi Arabia were playing like gits against Ireland earlier

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    Since the kids and Tom are out for the summer they stay up and watch....I try to sleep but I hear them and want to watch too!

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    didn't know you were all fans

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    Ype! We go down and watch Galaxy games when we can. My kids got into AYSO (American Youth Soccer) when they were 4 and I was a ref for three years. Ian was an AYSO "poster child" because he is handicapped and still played.....the motto is Everyone plays.....all the kids regardless of ability has to play two quarters.

    I really liked reffing but soccer moms are evil and I feared for my life after awhile
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    How cool is that?! I bet you were firm but fair

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    I got to red card the soccer moms when they got out of control....I loved that!!!!!!!

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    this second half is alot more promising than the first half ****
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    I really am curious for monday.

    Although I'll be damned if I turn on the radio or TV to follow the game I'll laugh my arse off for about 3 days if we ever make it to the second round. Technically 1-0 is enough.

    It'll be the joke of the century
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    ARGENTINA JOIN FRANCE

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    I just saw tumblingdown...

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    Ian, support our lads too please
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    Talking

    I'm laughing myself to the Faulklands and back!

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    We Won't Cry for you argentina
    the truth is we don't give a fook
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    We Won't Cry for you argentina
    the truth is we don't give a fook
    Just watch the mass suicides in Argentina now...
    They're economie's a hopeless mess, they lose at everything, and now, they're out of the world cup in the first round. There's gonna be some lemming imitations methinks.

    Just look what the Russians did:


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    Originally posted by ricmitch_uk


    Just watch the mass suicides in Argentina now...
    They're economie's a hopeless mess, they lose at everything, and now, they're out of the world cup in the first round. There's gonna be some lemming imitations methinks.

    Just look what the Russians did:

    They're just following the english lead
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    So it's our fault now?

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    Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
    So it's our fault now?
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    'noon racers ! Don't let gloom and doom spoil this fine race. Plenty of threads for that

    *burp*

    So who's at work then ? Not me
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    for the last month I've been using the "at work" term very loosely
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Yeah, a bit like 'slim'

    You home then Sir Ian of Baker ?
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    I'm at work

    Off next week though, not a lot of point in coming in here for just a week really

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    no, I've been at work for allof that time, just the level of work done
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    You're the master of avoiding work

    There's never a point of coming in here Bonker. That's the whole point ... err, hang on .... hmmm
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    When I say here, I mean work.
    You see I was on holiday last week and again next week. I struggle to remember anything after a weekend, so imagine what it's like coming back to work after a week off.

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    Oblivion ?

    I've beered myself through the whole 2 weeks and next week I'll be slaving away again

    I'm going to get stressed and depressed again, I can feel it but at least now I can get time off. Sound like the perfect scam to me
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    well, the company is going down the pan, I'm desperatley trying to get out, so my motivation is really high at the moment
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    I'm at home, busy not revising. Only 3 exams left

    *mops brow*

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