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    everyone's leaving just as I get here

    *boo hoo*

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    I can assure it's something personal, Chris.

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    well that's just mean!

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    Morning all

    today I will be mostly pondering why I bother getting out of bed each morning.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    This is Day Zero

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    Morning Bonker, what's up today, and why is it day Zero ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Redundancies announced

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    Oh arse, sorry to hear that mate, I take it you was on the list
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Dunno yet, probably wont be me

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    look on the bright side, if you are, at least you can go up to your boss and say all the things that you wanted to do but couldn't
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    mornin all

    smile bonker, i think ian's idea is the best thing 2 do if ur on the list
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    [force][/force]

    They can't afford to get rid of me anyway

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    feeling rather modest today are we Bonker
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    wohoo, only 198 post to go until I reach 2k in here
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Crickey, this is my 563rd post in here

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    I have over 4k's worth of post in total, but looking to your left, you can see where I spend most of my time
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    hello everyone



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    hey vicky!!

    EVERYONE: MY WEBSITE HAS BEEN UPDATED, AND SHOULD HAVE GUESTBOOK SOON (THE SITE IM EDITING FROM NOW IS ****ED, ALTHOUGH IT SHOULD BE SORTED IN 30MINS)
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    AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    **** **** **** **** arse boll0cks tit****
    Just had a power cut and I've lost 6 hours of work in VB. Toss turd willy nob arse bugger. And I don't know if it can be recovered. fcuk . Can't even find any temp files or owt. bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger. ARSE
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    Should only take you 3 hours RSINGH to redo
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    Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
    Should only take you 3 hours RSINGH to redo
    It would be cool if I was a contractor - being paid to do the same thing over again. But oh well, spose **** 'appens. I'll just stare at my screen for half an hour and hope it magically reappears.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    tried that

    doesn't work but means your half an hour closer to home time
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    To err is human to take the P! is only natural !!

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    only an hour and a half left
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    Cover me in latex, stick batteries up my behind and call me a vibrator if it isn't Thursday morning.

    Good morning all, it's a toasty -1 degrees C here (the warmest it's been all week). How are ya's all!

    SD
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    Mornign Mr D, feels a tad cold here as well, i'm feeling a bit brassY
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Mornin' Ian,

    A guy in the bus stop this morning was seriously complaining about how two lesbians where making out in front of him last night when he was waiting for the bus home. One of them even started sucking the other ones nipples.

    Needless to say I called him a screaming queer for not enjoying such a sight. I have fantasies about things like that.

    SD
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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
    Cover me in latex, stick batteries up my behind and call me a vibrator if it isn't Thursday morning.

    Good morning all, it's a toasty -1 degrees C here (the warmest it's been all week). How are ya's all!

    SD
    Is it snowing with you yet? My grandfathjer (1/2 hr up the road) has a foot of snow

    PS could you help me with my problem on the general questions board



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    lol , tell him to get a vidoe camera next time as he could make a few bob Have you spanekd the monkey yet ?
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    EVERYONE GO 2 MY WEBSITE!!

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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
    Mornin' Ian,

    A guy in the bus stop this morning was seriously complaining about how two lesbians where making out in front of him last night when he was waiting for the bus home. One of them even started sucking the other ones nipples.

    Needless to say I called him a screaming queer for not enjoying such a sight. I have fantasies about things like that.

    SD
    Umm, excuse me, your in the presence of a female now. And, unlike you, we DON'T have sick fantasies like that



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    Where ?

    *Ian runs and dives for cover behind the nearest large object

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by rinoaheartilly


    Umm, excuse me, your in the presence of a female now. And, unlike you, we DON'T have sick fantasies like that
    Yeah! But every guy on earth (apart from the one at my bus stp) fantasises about this. Trust me on this one. Anyone who tells you otherwise is fibbing.

    SD
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    'lo all

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    I CANT HELP IT IF THE CLUB ONLY PACKIN A G
    AND THE FIRE MARSHALL WANNA SHUT IT DOWN AT THREE
    AND YOU BALLIN ASS NI**AZ
    DRESSED TO KILL
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    NOW ALL I WANNA DO IS GET IN WHERE I FIT IN
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    Howdy Katie. Has Tom ever had any lesbian fantasies?

    SD
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    To say Tom does would be a gigantic understatement! I don't mind though. A little fantasy now and then only adds to the fun!!

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    american pie 2 -- the lesbian kissing scene

    cruel intentions -- the lesbian kissing scene :
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    can anybody help me ?

    anybody ?????

    anybody at all ????????????????


    AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    I'd be happy to, Ian. What do you need? Are you okay?

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