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Sep 15th, 2020, 03:14 PM
#64601
Re: Post Race!
The Lewis family ran an ad asking for information about his disappearance on Carol Baskin’s debut of dancing with the stars.
That is hilarious!
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Sep 15th, 2020, 03:58 PM
#64602
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by wossy
some god-like adonis to graduate out of Hogwarts with a nobel prize in headless drupal on rails with agile consulting scrum-mastering doctorships falling out of their ears. Bah.
well, all new graduates thinks they are just that. I had a couple at works we had to re-educate to real life.
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Sep 16th, 2020, 08:14 AM
#64603
Junior Member
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by Delaney
I had a couple at works we had to re-educate to real life.
I always picture this as a parachutist dangling from the branches of a tree looking embarrassed.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Sep 18th, 2020, 09:05 AM
#64604
Re: Post Race!
We may get rain today and tomorrow. While this may help some fires, and possibly start more (if we get lightning), it should clean the air, if nothing else.
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Sep 19th, 2020, 12:35 PM
#64605
The best friend of any programmer is a search engine
"Don't wish it was easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for less problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom" (J. Rohn)
“They did not know it was impossible so they did it” (Mark Twain)
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Sep 19th, 2020, 01:55 PM
#64606
Re: Post Race!
No, my colleague was tested for COVID and strep, both tests came back negative, so we are good to go. Darn good thing, too, as I was running out of food in the house and would have had to do some delivery or curbside pickup if I was still quarantined.
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Sep 19th, 2020, 02:14 PM
#64607
Re: Post Race!
That's good to hear.
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“They did not know it was impossible so they did it” (Mark Twain)
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Sep 29th, 2020, 10:46 AM
#64608
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Sep 29th, 2020, 11:36 AM
#64609
Re: Post Race!
I spent a week cutting up rotting fish. Some were pretty bad. One would have been REALLY bad, but we determined that it shouldn't have been there, so we didn't need to cut it up.
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Sep 29th, 2020, 12:23 PM
#64610
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Sep 29th, 2020, 03:26 PM
#64611
Re: Post Race!
Nice entertainment
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"Don't wish it was easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for less problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom" (J. Rohn)
“They did not know it was impossible so they did it” (Mark Twain)
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Sep 29th, 2020, 04:13 PM
#64612
Re: Post Race!
No sharks in those waters.
I did get to float the upper Salmon River...up where floating is only a part-time thing. The water was shallow enough that I was wading and dragging the boat across many riffles.
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Sep 30th, 2020, 11:31 AM
#64613
Junior Member
Re: Post Race!
No rotting fish left behind.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Sep 30th, 2020, 12:30 PM
#64614
Re: Post Race!
Oh no. We left LOTS of rotting fish behind.
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Sep 30th, 2020, 12:31 PM
#64615
Re: Post Race!
We cut the tails off the fish to indicate that we have sampled them, so that the next time through we don't bother with them. In this case, there were hundreds of such fish in a single week. The banks of the stream looked like some kind of perverse sacrifice had taken place. All those fish with their tails cut off.
Somebody even reported that it was some kind of satanic thing. Seemed kind of fishy, to me.
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Sep 30th, 2020, 01:33 PM
#64616
Junior Member
Re: Post Race!
Have you tried being nice instead?
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Sep 30th, 2020, 03:05 PM
#64617
Re: Post Race!
were you making some fish sauce ? or Surströmming ?
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"Don't wish it was easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for less problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom" (J. Rohn)
“They did not know it was impossible so they did it” (Mark Twain)
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Sep 30th, 2020, 08:52 PM
#64618
Re: Post Race!
The fish were making their own sauce. They weren't in good shape.
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Sep 30th, 2020, 08:52 PM
#64619
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by wossy
Have you tried being nice instead?
NEVER!!! Heretic!
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Sep 30th, 2020, 09:53 PM
#64620
Re: Post Race!
This part of the year is always a bit depressing because my wife’s parrain died on 2016/10/07.
Usually we try to go somewhere to try and make it so that we don’t have to think about it, but it looks like we won’t be able to this year.
I’m not sure what we’ll do this year.
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Oct 1st, 2020, 02:55 AM
#64621
Re: Post Race!
Have you tried being nice instead?
That from a cat?!
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Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 1st, 2020, 10:14 AM
#64622
Re: Post Race!
Sardonic responses would be quite reasonable from a cat.
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Oct 1st, 2020, 07:47 PM
#64623
Re: Post Race!
Telemedicine is really cool.
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Oct 1st, 2020, 07:47 PM
#64624
Re: Post Race!
Did a colonoscopy that way.
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Oct 1st, 2020, 07:48 PM
#64625
Re: Post Race!
Didn't want to mess up the house, so I used the computer at the public library.
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Oct 1st, 2020, 07:48 PM
#64626
Re: Post Race!
Man, you'd never believe the amount of whining!!!
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Oct 1st, 2020, 08:19 PM
#64627
Re: Post Race!
Wont ask where the camera was.
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Oct 2nd, 2020, 02:29 AM
#64628
Junior Member
Re: Post Race!
Telemedicine, hmmm. That reminds me of the time Kojak had his own homeopathy show on QVC.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 2nd, 2020, 10:08 AM
#64629
Re: Post Race!
Televangelist telemedicine: Faith healing through your television.
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Oct 2nd, 2020, 12:19 PM
#64630
Junior Member
Re: Post Race!
Good one Shaggy. I'm lolling like they do on the myspace.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 2nd, 2020, 04:29 PM
#64631
Fanatic Member
Re: Post Race!
Great minds think aloud, like a dancing clog.
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Oct 5th, 2020, 09:32 AM
#64632
Re: Post Race!
A dancing clog? My clogs don't dance, they just keep water from flowing down the drain. It's troubling. Downright hairy, I'd say.
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Oct 5th, 2020, 11:59 AM
#64633
Junior Member
Re: Post Race!
Clogs you say? Dogs in fogs for sure. Hats made of wax.
Dancing but not fencing? Surely they will escape.
Don't let the bees hear about it.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 5th, 2020, 02:58 PM
#64634
Re: Post Race!
Too late, the hive is already buzzing about it.
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Oct 5th, 2020, 02:58 PM
#64635
Re: Post Race!
Send in the murder hornets.
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Oct 6th, 2020, 08:07 AM
#64636
Junior Member
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 6th, 2020, 11:58 AM
#64637
Re: Post Race!
Apparently, Washington state tried to attach a tracking device to a murder hornet so that it would lead them to its hive. It didn't work. They think the device fell off, but we all know that the murder hornet removed it. They didn't get that name by being careless, after all.
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Oct 6th, 2020, 12:11 PM
#64638
Junior Member
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Apparently, Washington state tried to attach a tracking device to a murder hornet so that it would lead them to its hive. It didn't work. They think the device fell off, but we all know that the murder hornet removed it. They didn't get that name by being careless, after all.
The hornet was probably an ex tracking-device man, and saw the ruse coming from a mile away (classic Warshington move though, amiright?).
Look, I'm doing the best I can with what I've got, leave me alone.
On the bright side, I've still got pessimism and despair to fall back on.
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Oct 6th, 2020, 02:44 PM
#64639
Re: Post Race!
It's the state of Washington, not the city. The state of Washington is more likely to set up a Starbucks and let the hornets come to them, rather than attempting to track them.
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Oct 6th, 2020, 03:44 PM
#64640
Re: Post Race!
Not hornet but ...
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