Biscuit Dunking

**agmorgan** · Sep 30th, 2004, 05:52 AM

As I sit here dunking my HobNob in my tea I wonder
Is there a better biscuit for dunking than the Mighty HobNob?
I have so far managed 4 dunks with the same biscuit and no breakage

Beat that Rich Tea

**BodwadUK** · Sep 30th, 2004, 05:54 AM

The fat cookie will beat that. Or even the doggy biscuit

**agmorgan** · Sep 30th, 2004, 06:00 AM

Im not sure that biscuits made by Winalot count...

**wossname** · Sep 30th, 2004, 06:03 AM

Tungsten-Carbide Digestives are the best in my experience. Althought their Tea Absorption Coefficient is rather low. In tests, the tea actually evaporates naturally before the biscuit even shows signs of becoming fragile.

**BodwadUK** · Sep 30th, 2004, 06:31 AM

It is also hard enough to knock a cat of a wall and kill it

**davebat** · Sep 30th, 2004, 06:33 AM

digestives are best, part of the challenge is not getting it to disintegrate

**BodwadUK** · Sep 30th, 2004, 06:41 AM

MMM eating it as you drink the last of the tea. Soggy and nice

I dont eat many biscuits. It annoys me because I am slighty over weight and cant lose any weight. I eat a bannana an apple and a dry roll for lunch. I eat no snacks (Usually) and I am still a fat git

**davebat** · Sep 30th, 2004, 06:53 AM

excersize

**BodwadUK** · Sep 30th, 2004, 06:55 AM

Cheek I do

3 X Gym Nights
4 X walking dog

**Wally Pipp** · Sep 30th, 2004, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Cheek I do

3 X Gay Nights
4 X wanking the dog

**mendhak** · Sep 30th, 2004, 07:34 AM

Tea is for sissies.

**BodwadUK** · Sep 30th, 2004, 10:12 AM

Black coffee that is the way to go

**yrwyddfa** · Sep 30th, 2004, 10:24 AM

Sod the caffeine.

Guinness is the only thing to drink. Otherwise - go thirsty.

**BodwadUK** · Oct 1st, 2004, 02:42 AM

Cider Cider Cider

**wossname** · Oct 1st, 2004, 03:39 AM

Drinking cider our of Andrea Corrs' cleavage.

**visualAd** · Oct 1st, 2004, 03:41 AM

Originally posted by wossname
Drinking cider our of Andrea Corrs' cleavage.

What cleavage?

**yrwyddfa** · Oct 1st, 2004, 03:43 AM

It would dribble through her bones

**BodwadUK** · Oct 1st, 2004, 03:45 AM

MMM AND I WOULD LICK IT ALL OFF

Oh I almost forgot

*Takes small hand axe from back pocket*

BANG

Here are your now removed vitals VisualAd

**visualAd** · Oct 1st, 2004, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK
MMM AND I WOULD LICK IT ALL OFF

Oh I almost forgot

*Takes small hand axe from back pocket*

BANG

Here are your now removed vitals VisualAd

Ooops - You've just chopped off my b ody guards vitals

He's 6'8'' and works out regularly. I've told him there is no need to be leenient on you. Good ridance

**BodwadUK** · Oct 1st, 2004, 04:28 AM

Oh I didnt see you there Gary want a pint?

Yeah I have been doing fine. Hows your boyfriend Bob? Yes I heard about the nasty incident with the head strimmer its amazing what alternatives they can put in these days.

Come on lets leave this loser and grab a Cider.

**Wally Pipp** · Oct 1st, 2004, 04:32 AM

/sees Bodwad being kicked in the nuts and headbutted. Repeatedly.

/sees mangled Bodwad corpse bleeding in the gutter.

Ah well, the guys from garbage collection will be round soon

**BodwadUK** · Oct 1st, 2004, 04:43 AM

Yay they will take me to a lovely dinner

**visualAd** · Oct 1st, 2004, 05:04 AM

Be afraid, be very afraid:

**wossname** · Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:31 AM

Awww. You already blew his leg off

**BodwadUK** · Oct 4th, 2004, 05:15 AM

No mendhak got overexcited last night and well. accidents happen.

Bloody poker he bet my bloody leg

**mendhak** · Oct 4th, 2004, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK

Bloody poker he bet my bloody leg

I had to after I saw your 'exploited' privates.

**BodwadUK** · Oct 4th, 2004, 05:42 AM

That was noteme's fault he insisted on using sandpaper

**mendhak** · Oct 4th, 2004, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK
That was noteme's fault he insisted on using sandpaper

Ooh... kinky.

**BodwadUK** · Oct 4th, 2004, 06:41 AM

No more ouchy

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