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Sep 27th, 2004, 12:16 AM
#1
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
This is grose but true
I have a friend who had to go to a job interview.
She was sick with hay fever all morning. Instead of cancelling or rescheduling the job interview, she popped a dozen different kinds of pills and hung her nose over a bowl of steam.
She went to the job interview all drowsy and sleepy, nose running like a tap and took a fist full of tissue's with her.
She's in the interview, honking her nose the whole time.
During one part of the interview, the 'boss' shows her some accounting books and points to the different figures, asking her what they might mean. She leans over to look at the figures and then -
DRIP
Her nasal passages decides to drip right then, as she leans over, and before she could stop it with a tissue - it lands - right on his hand.
What would you say next????
Rate my response if I helped
Go Hard Or Go Home
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Sep 27th, 2004, 12:20 AM
#2
Lively Member
looking at the potential boss:
- "and this is nothing, wait till you see what I can do with milk "
Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
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Sep 27th, 2004, 12:22 AM
#3
Fanatic Member
:Unzips Boss's Pants:
*Seductively states*
"I know there is some way i can make up for this..."
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Sep 27th, 2004, 12:36 AM
#4
"Well, you'll just have to hire me so that I can re-do the books for you. Oh, and by-the-way, I'll need a few days of sick leave as I'm not feeling quite right. Thanks. Bye."
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Sep 27th, 2004, 01:05 AM
#5
"Hey, at least I'll make it to the Unusual Job Interviews list. "
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Sep 27th, 2004, 03:31 AM
#6
"Hah, now you can't turn me down for this job on health grounds! That would be discrimination! Hahahaaaa....
WoooooHHHHAAAAAAAAAhahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahhahahaaaaaahahahahahah hahahahah haahaah WOOOOoooohaaaaahahahaahaaaa hahahaahaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaHAAAAAAaaaaaahaaaaahahaaahaahahaahaaaahaahaaah
ahhhahaahhahaahhhahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhhaaaaaa
ahahaahaahahahaaaaaaaa! W00t! Yu0 @r3 teh n00bz, lamer!"
However, I don't recommend going much further or it might make you look a little excentric.
I don't live here any more.
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Sep 27th, 2004, 10:09 AM
#7
Originally posted by cid
:Unzips Boss's Pants:
*Seductively states*
"I know there is some way i can make up for this..."
Snot-Coated Pensi™
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Sep 27th, 2004, 10:47 AM
#8
Fanatic Member
Sir, did you realize you have snot on your hand?
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