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    This is grose but true

    I have a friend who had to go to a job interview.

    She was sick with hay fever all morning. Instead of cancelling or rescheduling the job interview, she popped a dozen different kinds of pills and hung her nose over a bowl of steam.

    She went to the job interview all drowsy and sleepy, nose running like a tap and took a fist full of tissue's with her.

    She's in the interview, honking her nose the whole time.

    During one part of the interview, the 'boss' shows her some accounting books and points to the different figures, asking her what they might mean. She leans over to look at the figures and then -

    DRIP

    Her nasal passages decides to drip right then, as she leans over, and before she could stop it with a tissue - it lands - right on his hand.



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    looking at the potential boss:

    - "and this is nothing, wait till you see what I can do with milk "
    Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.

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    :Unzips Boss's Pants:
    *Seductively states*
    "I know there is some way i can make up for this..."

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    "Well, you'll just have to hire me so that I can re-do the books for you. Oh, and by-the-way, I'll need a few days of sick leave as I'm not feeling quite right. Thanks. Bye."

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    "Hey, at least I'll make it to the Unusual Job Interviews list. "

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    "Hah, now you can't turn me down for this job on health grounds! That would be discrimination! Hahahaaaa....
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    I'm about to be a PowerPoster! mendhak's Avatar
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    Originally posted by cid
    :Unzips Boss's Pants:
    *Seductively states*
    "I know there is some way i can make up for this..."
    Snot-Coated Pensi™

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    Sir, did you realize you have snot on your hand?
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