omg the mouse

[visualAd]

Never try to take the ball out of an optical mouse

[dglienna]

my trackball has optical sensors. the ball is red with a bunch of black positioning dots. Come out for cleaning. What is the problem with your?

[wossname]

Note: Removing the ball from a conventional mouse and replacing it with a human eyeball doth not an optical mouse make.

*accidentally jabs self in forehead with scalpel*

[BodwadUK]

I tried cutting the wire off my mouse now it doesnt work!

What did I do wrong?

[wossname]

You have to splice it with a stick of celery and douse the whole thing in Hellman's Mayo.

[BodwadUK]

Ok I have done that only now I need bowel surgery because it looked too tasty to ignore

[wossname]

No worries, I am a practising Docter! (Practice makes perfect hahah)

Luck, hear's my sertificut:

I've got my penknife handy, just come and stand on this table...

[visualAd]

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Ok I have done that only now I need bowel surgery because it looked too tasty to ignore

Always go for the iliostomy bag. It means you get free prescriptions for life

[mendhak]

Originally posted by visualAd
Never try to take the ball out of an optical mouse

Everything is porn.

[dglienna]

sandpaper and porn

[BodwadUK]

*Gets on table*

Ok wossy now go ahead.

Are you sure you are a doctor you are holding a spoon not a penknife

[visualAd]

Originally posted by mendhak
Everything is porn.

Never try to take the everything out of porn.

[wossname]

Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Gets on table*

Ok wossy now go ahead.

Are you sure you are a doctor you are holding a spoon not a penknife

Wow this is unusual, you seem to have a head where your tail should be and your tail is where your head should be, and all your feet are on backwards. That really is amazing. Oh well, here goes...


*stab*

[BodwadUK]

*Bodwad Enters*



ERIC NOOOOOOOOOO HE IS A MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WOSSY YOU HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!


My friend lies dead on your table and.....

STOP LICKING YOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate you I hate you all

*Runs off and slams the door*

Eric: Its his hormones you know. Now where were we my little ***** cat???

[wossname]

I put him out of his misery, didn't you notice he had his whole body on backwards?

*Nurse Mendhak whispers in wossy shell-like*

What do you mean facing the wrong way? Really nurse, you should get some rest, you are becoming peculiar.

[BodwadUK]

You know when you put him back together for the funeral. You didnt need to turn him inside out. They dont need airing you know