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    omg the mouse

    Never try to take the ball out of an optical mouse
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    my trackball has optical sensors. the ball is red with a bunch of black positioning dots. Come out for cleaning. What is the problem with your?


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    Note: Removing the ball from a conventional mouse and replacing it with a human eyeball doth not an optical mouse make.

    *accidentally jabs self in forehead with scalpel*

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    I tried cutting the wire off my mouse now it doesnt work!

    What did I do wrong?

    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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    You have to splice it with a stick of celery and douse the whole thing in Hellman's Mayo.

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    Ok I have done that only now I need bowel surgery because it looked too tasty to ignore
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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    No worries, I am a practising Docter! (Practice makes perfect hahah)

    Luck, hear's my sertificut:

    I've got my penknife handy, just come and stand on this table...
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    Originally posted by BodwadUK
    Ok I have done that only now I need bowel surgery because it looked too tasty to ignore
    Always go for the iliostomy bag. It means you get free prescriptions for life
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    Re: omg the mouse

    Originally posted by visualAd
    Never try to take the ball out of an optical mouse
    Everything is porn.

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    sandpaper and porn


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    *Gets on table*

    Ok wossy now go ahead.

    Are you sure you are a doctor you are holding a spoon not a penknife
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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    Re: Re: omg the mouse

    Originally posted by mendhak
    Everything is porn.
    Never try to take the everything out of porn.
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    Originally posted by BodwadUK
    *Gets on table*

    Ok wossy now go ahead.

    Are you sure you are a doctor you are holding a spoon not a penknife
    Wow this is unusual, you seem to have a head where your tail should be and your tail is where your head should be, and all your feet are on backwards. That really is amazing. Oh well, here goes...


    *stab*

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    *Bodwad Enters*



    ERIC NOOOOOOOOOO HE IS A MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    WOSSY YOU HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!


    My friend lies dead on your table and.....

    STOP LICKING YOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I hate you I hate you all

    *Runs off and slams the door*

    Eric: Its his hormones you know. Now where were we my little ***** cat???
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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    I put him out of his misery, didn't you notice he had his whole body on backwards?

    *Nurse Mendhak whispers in wossy shell-like*

    What do you mean facing the wrong way? Really nurse, you should get some rest, you are becoming peculiar.

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    You know when you put him back together for the funeral. You didnt need to turn him inside out. They dont need airing you know
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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