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Thread: My new Boredom Race... THE ROAST CHAIR! hehe

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    My new Boredom Race... THE ROAST CHAIR! hehe

    Who wants to get roasted?
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    any form of meat

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    Let me restate that. Who should we make fun of?

    Digital Error
    Duc
    Q_Me (Me)
    Nightwalker
    Gingernut
    ....ect
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    You can make fun of me, but if I don't like it I reserve the right to drive a fork through your skull.

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    Make fun of your self Q_me
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    Originally posted by Q_Me
    Let me restate that. Who should we make fun of?

    Digital Error
    Duc
    Q_Me (Me)
    Nightwalker
    Gingernut
    ....ect
    Hey, what did I ever do to you?

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    Who wants to get roasted?
    Lets see what-cha got bub!
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    Roast Duc
    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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    We roast digi boy first.
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    personally, I dont care if you roast me. Sure, making fun of mexicans is, well, fun, but i will have revenge in some way.
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    Senor, yousa el retardo mehicano?
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    Can we be politically incoreect for a change..

    Lets take the wizz out of the big scary

    Mohammed

    Dare you

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    Here's a question

    -_-Q_Me-_-

    Where were you on the night of October 2nd, 1997?
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    Look will you people just make fun of somebody already? Make fun of me. There, I drew a bullseye on my forehead, I'm your target. Go ahead, start the fire!!!!!!!!!

    DO IT NOW ARHGGGGG!!!

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    MHD, since when are you mexican?


    Origonally posted by GingerNut
    Roast Duc
    That's pretty funny.

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    Originally posted by H-Zence
    Look will you people just make fun of somebody already? Make fun of me. There, I drew a bullseye on my forehead, I'm your target. Go ahead, start the fire!!!!!!!!!

    DO IT NOW ARHGGGGG!!!

    Okay @$$face. So you wanna get roasted.

    Who the f00k are you anyway? You die and come back more retarded than before? We better get you some help before you start hurting yourself when you keep bashing your head against a f00king wall.

    Why are you trying to kill yourself by putting a bullseye on your head? That's something duc (The guy not the girl) would do. Dont be like duc.

    vbIdiot needs to tell us who the f00k he is. HE'S PISSING ME OFF!
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    Re: Here's a question

    Originally posted by FunyBunyFartAHH
    -_-Q_Me-_-

    Where were you on the night of October 2nd, 1997?
    Well what I recall I had a gun and a shovel. No wait it was a knife... NOW I REMEMBER! I had a 2-pound sugar bag with a pipe.
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    Since my full screen name is Mexican Hunter D
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    Anything to do with Vampire Hunter D?



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    You guessed it!

    Since i am mexican, and love VHD, my friends said I have become MHD!!
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    Cool



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    Now then...

    Who shall we roast, to get back to the original topic??


    Vowing to help the helpless, befriend the friendless, and to defeat the... um...defeatless!!

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    Right now I'd go for J4U



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    can we burn him at the stake?



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    Sounds good. Now, how shall we go about this??

    (incidentally, have you read the religious fun post?))
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    Hmm..what did christians do to suspected witches, sinners, adulterists, etc?



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    stoning..burning..there's plenty of fun to be had



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    Drowning, lynching, tar and feathering, breaking legs and dunking in pool or convienient pond...
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    Suspected witches would be tied to something and thrown in a river. If after they drowned they floated, they were innocent, if they sank they were guilty.

    ****ing most retarded thing I've ever heard of.

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    I heard if you sank, you were innocent, and if you floated, you were guilty of trying to save yourself with your powers.
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    Oh, well either way the whole concept's got as much sense as DigitalError has programming skills.

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    LOL



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    Dont make fun of us hackers. We try really hard to do our job. DigitalError is a "special" hacker. He cant do too many logical things at once.
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    You guys wanna see a roast?

    All this content was intended for Q_ME's Mom!

    Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

    Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

    Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

    Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

    Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

    Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

    Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon.

    Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

    Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yo momma so dumb she sits on TV & watches the couch

    Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

    Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

    Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

    Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

    Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

    Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

    Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

    Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

    Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

    Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

    Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.

    Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

    Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

    Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.

    Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's."


    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

    Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOLLERED HEY KOOL-AID

    Yo Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

    Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

    Yo Momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!

    Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

    Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!!!

    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

    Yo momma so fat that when God said 'Let there be light' he told her tomov er fat ole butt over!'

    Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

    Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

    Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

    Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

    Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

    Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

    Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

    Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

    Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.

    Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy."

    Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

    Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

    Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

    Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

    Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

    Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

    Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

    Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

    Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

    Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn."

    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."

    Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

    Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

    Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

    Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

    Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

    Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

    Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!

    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

    Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

    Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

    Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

    Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

    Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

    Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!


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    Momma jokes are so 1990's.

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