The Golden Chair

I am not a Bear or a Raven.

Sure

are you a mongoose?

That would require a stepladder and an able Taylor.

i'm not sure a bag of crisps can be worn on the head whilst on a ladder

one might ask the invisible goat?

Naawwww, flip tramp's Doncaster

paf! the subtle ironies of decapitation...

I like chicken!

LOL, a smidgeon Eddie Large afoot. Who was it spooked in cow-juice?

I counted all the Bats in Halifax you know.

Yeah right. Spuff me 10 zealots, why dontcha...


ha, the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd

Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.

Fung will be served immediately before the caps

Bottled budgies? ***???

not at all, monsieur, ich bin ein tomato when the flooge is fat!

Teapot Teapot!

Crunchy Whale Organs.

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Did I miss something here?

Houndstooth marzipan. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Feltch me a bugger NARWWWWWWWW

Hmmm!

Weathers driven away most people from Chit Chat and those that are left are going

Stiirrrrr Crazzzeeeee

:eek: Fetch me a Swede, my ambulance needs watering.

My Fizzhog has melons the shiniest of monkeys. Trump this, shellfish....

Have you lubricated your Balvic Stem Today?

I have.

I was accompanied by 480 Dolphins!

heh, peddlebin frenzy in my button. WAIT, ahoy Jingo Rushbucket!!!




Glep?

Duck!, Duck! my foot is left on a blimp chocolate

who split sausage on my trout :mad:

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who split sausage on my trout :mad:

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Ahh, I haven't nogged like this since 1735.

Nicholas Parsons was eaten by my clock

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Weareth thou thy hat, and bring me my nosegay.

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THE BLUE ONE!

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THE BLUE ONE!

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I much prefer the green ones with my slaps

Squirrels: Nature's little speedbumps

a technocratic tortoise once *burp* flatulence by the thimble gull

Thy poetic Bishop landing in my saucepan *clenk*

urdy gurdy mushroom man, sitting in my frying pan, when all the fishes go away, urgy gurdy comes out to play :confused: :D :mad: :p

Squeeze the restaurant - it is more colourful than that...

"Remarkable", spoke the Albatross and lo there was a chorus of charming seals.

Well butter my legs and call me an ostrich!

:eek: That's no way to peel Joanna Lumley! Warm her up slowly in a Giant Ant.

The behemoth skipped lightly across the hillock. "Gudd grief, run for your hairy knuckles" squeaked the blue marmalade car called Simon.

:D


squark, damn my jelly ears

Put the Heron on the salt, meng for Brazil and Bob's in yer Moose.

snazzlesharks are bumpy on shuddering pines! Can't drain the granging thumpers, though.

:( :( :(

-Lou

Insane ears moderate my porcupine!

Your porcupine darkened green bungee circles repeatedly! And yet, Moderation is fitfully confining!

The porcupine's constraint is doggedly dumping upon the still waters of peddlebin park

Shrubbists recoil, fickled to health!

Can My-Self thimble it?

rant where squid goes

my toliet is hungry, MORE TROUT!!

Cows wanted for hippie trees that hug the spoon.

aspirate salmon pickles

toss me a mr perkins, im thirsty

wheres my tounge, i farted to hard

could a drumkit help? i have a briefcase-full

I can't help thinking that the odour isn't fruitful. Perhaps juggling chicken might be a fitting artifact?

squid to learn the time

might i interrest you in a free sample of debt?

fry me pinky on your hairy mammoth!

Mammoth Burgers a cooking, hurray, hurray!

elephants often satiate the saber-tooth tigers