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Take a look at this site and make yourself a cyborg.
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html
Me before:
First Name:
Matt
Matthew
Last Name:
Gates
After:
M.A.T.T.: Mechanical Android Trained for Troubleshooting
M.A.T.T.H.E.W.: Mechanical Artificial Technician Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Warfare
G.A.T.E.S.: General Android Trained for Exploration and Sabotage
P.A.R.K.S.I.E.: Positronic Artificial Replicant Keen on Scientific Infiltration and Exploration
P.E.N.I.S.: Person Engineered for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage
S.U.R.F.: Synthetic Unit Responsible for Fighting
Damn! Why couldn't it have been drink or sex related?:D
SD
Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
S.U.R.F.: Synthetic Unit Responsible for ****ing
:D Thats more like it!
C.R.P.T.C. - Cybernetic Robotic Peacekeeping and Troubleshooting Construct
B.L.A.D.E. - Biomechanical Lifelike Android Designed for Exploration
M.I.L.E.S. - Mechanical Intelligent Lifeform Engineered for Sabotage
:)
C.H.R.I.S.: Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage
or even better:
C.H.R.I.S.J.K.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Replicant Intended for Sabotage and Justified Killing
I kill you all, justifyibly!! :D :D
SI: Synthetic Individual
SIMON: Synthetic Intelligent Machine Optimized for Nullification
THWAITES: TOO LONG!!!!!!! £(*%R&£")(*%&R"
THWAITE: Transforming Hydraulic Worker Assembled for Infiltration and Terran Exploration
CHENKO: Cybernetic Humanoid Engineered for Nocturnal Killing and Observation
Ummmm, Looks like im a killer :D
why are all these cyborgs designed for sabotage?
:)
D.E.N.N.I.S.: Digital Entity Normally for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage
*drool* nocturnal infiltration */drool*
I don't want to know what you and Simon do in the evenings :eek:
I wasn't talking about simon.... *kick*
Kinetic Electronic Device Assembled for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification
T.Y.G.U.R = Technician Yearning for Gratification and Ultimate Repair
Just a yearning technician?? They oughta rewrite that thing!
B.O.N.K.E.R.: Biomechanical Obedient Nocturnal Killing and Exploration Replicant :D
G.U.D.D.: General Unit Designed for Destruction :D :D
C.A.M.E.R.O.N. Cybernetic Artificial Machine Engineered for Repair and Online Nullification
G.O.R.R.I.E. General Obedient Replicant Responsible for Infiltration and Exploration
S.A.S.T.R.A.X.I. Synthetic Artificial Soldier Trained for Repair and Accurate Xenocide Interception
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V.B.W.O.R.L.D.: Vigilant Biomechanical Workers Optimized for Repair and Logical Destruction
J.O.H.N.: Judge Optimized for Hazardous Nullification:eek:
Yes these sound about right . . .
:( I'd never noticed that Katie was a replicant too though . . .
B.A.R.R.K.: Biomechanical Android Responsible for Repair and Killing
I'm sure that she will enjoy changing the last letter to something more suitable
Yep, that's our John :D A new sig for him, methinks...Quote:
Originally posted by Kzin
J.O.H.N.: Judge Optimized for Hazardous Nullification:eek:
OW!! Kick mike not me!! I didnt let him what we.........:eek: *runs away* ;):DQuote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
I wasn't talking about simon.... *kick*
Functional Unit Calibrated for Killing
Synthetic Humanoid Intended for Troubleshooting
Cybernetic Robotic Assassination Person
Wireless Humanoid Optimized for Repair and Exploration
Wow this is fun, you can hide dirty words all day long
LOL interesting idea :D
Positronic Unit Skilled in Sabotage and Yardwork
Artificial Synthetic Soldier Hardwired for Observation and Logical Exploration
Robotic Electronic Construct Trained for Ultimate Mathematics
Artificial Synthetic Soldier Fabricated for Ultimate Calculation and Killing
they would be okay had you spelled "arse" properly (crazy yanks ;) ) :DQuote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Positronic Unit Skilled in Sabotage and Yardwork
Artificial Synthetic Soldier Hardwired for Observation and Logical Exploration
Robotic Electronic Construct Trained for Ultimate Mathematics
Artificial Synthetic Soldier Fabricated for Ultimate Calculation and Killing
Technician Intended for Troubleshooting
Biomechanical Artificial Soldier Trained for Accurate Repair and Destruction
Wireless Artificial Nocturnal Killing and Exploration Replicant
Device Intended for Calculation and Killing (hahahahahaha :D :D)
Android Responsible for Sabotage and Exploration
Synthetic Humanoid Intended for Troubleshooting
silly Brits!;) 4 letters vs. 3 letters. Mine is shorter, I win!!! :D
Not if it was a chick-pulling contest!! :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Mine is shorter, I win!!! :D
He he, it even came up with one for this this...Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.: Zeta Zombie Zoned for Zoology and Zealous Zymurgy
Bigger is better, but if you don't agree, feel the width.... :eek: :p
LOL same idea, same time :D
Well, you got me there, but even in that case, I still win!!Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Not if it was a chick-pulling contest!! :D :D
:D
I am sorry but arse just sounds stupid
I think a certain saying is applicable here...dunno what it is though :)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
LOL same idea, same time :D
We'll see, we'll see :DQuote:
Well, you got me there, but even in that case, I still win!!
It's just spelt how we pronounce it.Quote:
Originally posted by Technocrat
I am sorry but arse just sounds stupid
Anyway, an ass is a fricking donkey!! :D
Fools go together :pQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I think a certain saying is applicable here...dunno what it is though :)
I know thats what makes ass better then arseQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
It's just spelt how we pronounce it.
Anyway, an ass is a fricking donkey!! :D
(Here comes an ass vs arse fight)
I thought it was fools seldom differ?Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Fools go together :p
We don't use arse in that context. I mean, a "***** fight" or an "arse-whipping" but not an arse-fight. That's like you're going to fight with your arses, which doesn't make sense!Quote:
I know thats what makes ass better then arse
(Here comes an ass vs arse fight)
Must be something similar to gut-barging then :D
I dont understand...ass and arse can't be used in the same context? Where did ***** come from?Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
We don't use arse in that context. I mean, a "***** fight" or an "arse-whipping" but not an arse-fight. That's like you're going to fight with your arses, which doesn't make sense!
I meant we don't say "arse-fight". ***** is an example of something-fight.
I dont remember ever saying ass-fighting. That makes no sense....unless that was some type of ruff gay sex
well you said it herebut I have just realised what you meant!! I thought you meant you were comparing ass-fight to arse-fight.Quote:
(Here comes an ass vs arse fight)
Sorry, my bad. :D
Don't blame ya, mate...way too early to be quibbling over semantics ;)
very true. it is late isn't it...hmm..night!
what time is it there?
Night!
Quick rant: my phone needs to be topped up every 30 days or you can't send texts from it/make calls/use the internet. My 30 days expired today and I want to send ONE BLOODY TEXT. I go to the creditline and enter ALL my details, digit by agonising digit of my solo card number. I get all the way to the end before it says the topup service is currently unavailable :rolleyes:
:mad::mad::mad:
1:33AM
It's only 8:30 PM here. I'm watching "Who's Line is it Anyway?"
Funny :)
S.C.O.U.T.T.: Synthetic Construct Optimized for Utility and Terran Troubleshooting
why can't I be in sabatoge???? dag nabit
I guess I'm just an outcast, :D
B.R.I.A.N.: Biomechanical Robotic Individual Assembled for Nullification
Yes I am there, Brian is my real name. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P
consider yourself Nullified :cool: Men-N-Black style :cool:
M.C.C.L.O.U.D.: Mechanical Cybernetic Construct Limited to Observation and Ultimate Destruction
S.P.E.T.N.I.K.: Synthetic Positronic Entity Trained for Nocturnal Infiltration and Killing
A.A.R.O.N.: Artificial Android Responsible for Observation and Nullification
S.P.E.T.N.E.R.: Synthetic Positronic Entity Trained for Nocturnal Exploration and Repair
hmm, quite contrasting...
sounds like you repair whatever you kill :D
man, what fun is that?? :D
No, it's just backwards :D
Kill whatever you repair?
Did you run out of functional things to kill and end up repairing them so you can kill them again? :D
No, it's the other way around. I gotta repair stuff so I can destroy it again :D
D.A.V.I.D.: Digital Artificial Violence and Infiltration Device
A.V.R.A.H.A.M.: Artificial Vigilant Replicant Assembled for Hazardous Assassination and Mathematics
G.O.O.D.: General Organism Optimized for Destruction
D.R.E.A.M.S.: Digital Replicant Engineered for Assassination and Mandatory Sabotage
Time to visit my school... for the last time.
Transforming Robotic Unit Normally for Killing and Sabotage