You're sense of humor...sick though it was........was sorely missed!:D
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You're sense of humor...sick though it was........was sorely missed!:D
yeah sorry i've not been around much, i had a sex change and there were a few complications, so it took longer than expected. Fear no tho, i got my mojo working (baby), and i can see clearly now the rain has gone. As the old saying goes, you can't poke a big dog with a small stick, and not expect to get shafted up the arse.
(infact, i just made that saying up. It's rather good tho, don't you think :-)
td.
:eek:
Good too see you survived! btw..being shafted up the arse doesn't always deserve the bad rep it's got!;)
Afternoon D. How's it hanging? Still knocking out all the girlies with that massive member of yours?
td.
Katie: :eek::eek:
TD: :D:D
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Originally posted by barrk
Good too see you survived! btw..being shafted up the arse doesn't always deserve the bad rep it's got!;)
I know. You should see the size of my dog. Superb.
td.
Why do you need a big dog if you've just got a little stick?
i'm more of a taker, than a giver, if you get me.
td.
hmm, I think I'll pass. thanx 4 the offer, tho.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Good too see you survived! btw..being shafted up the arse doesn't always deserve the bad rep it's got!;)
:eek:
How did we get onto being shafted up the arse? :eek:
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Originally posted by tumblingdown
As the old saying goes, you can't poke a big dog with a small stick, and not expect to get shafted up the arse.
We got it from here!
Hmmmm :D
Either way, it's twisted so I thoroughly approve :)
TD is definitely the master twister!:D
right, i'm off to find a beer in new york. i know there must be one here some where...
td.
Cya! Be careful out there!
I know, i know, it's like a jungle out there and sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from going under, etc, etc...
td.
You read my mind....was it scary?:p
damn scary woman, scariest damn **** i ever saw, and i've seen some scary damn ****. ya dig.
td.
Sounds like you are in desparate need of a beer to me!
Everyone always needs a beer for a pillow :)
Yer. That and some head.
td.
:D
A head on your beer or :eek: ?
Both, preferably :)
Mike speaks the truth.
td.
I imagine you could find both easily in NYC, td!
Did I? Damn...I must be slipping ;)
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Originally posted by barrk
I imagine you could find both easily in NYC, td!
Aye, there's all sorts of business going on in this town, it is defintely freak central...
td.
...and what with me having my mojo working (baby) and all, bloke could get into all sorts of mess.
td.
Bite the big apple (don't mind the maggots)
But it's almost 100% maggots :(
Been there, have you, Parksie?
The great thing about this place (i've been here about ten times), is that you never run into the same hooker twice.
td.
(if my girlfriend reads this, I AM JOKING!)
I imagine she knows you well enough not to need this disclaimer, td!...at least I hope so for your sake!Quote:
Originally posted by tumblingdown
(if my girlfriend reads this, I AM JOKING!)
yeah, you'd think so, but you never can tell, after all, she is a woman.
td.
:p
:D Unpredictable, those women :)
Who wants predictability? How boring is that????:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
:D Unpredictable, those women :)
Much more interesting when it's unpredictable :)
For example, standing in a field at 2am talking to someone on your phone and she's *also* in a field somewhere else, and you're both completely hammered :D
hammered and naked would be better!
Well more like sanity :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Who wants predictability? How boring is that????:rolleyes:
Hammered and naked........ummmmmmmmmm :D