Poor 'lil duck is nameless!
My suggestions are Derek, Quentin or Bob (or Francis if it's got an "identity" crisis)
Any other suggestions?
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Poor 'lil duck is nameless!
My suggestions are Derek, Quentin or Bob (or Francis if it's got an "identity" crisis)
Any other suggestions?
I'd call it Ducky, so it would be ok in Lancashire or wherever it is that says that :)
Since I imagine it will be joining him in the tub, I suggest a female name!
BERTHA damn it!!!
Deborah Duck
Oh, and I thought Parksie was gay. :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Since I imagine it will be joining him in the tub, I suggest a female name!
I would've said that the name has to start with Mr, but I guess it can be Mrs.
Miss Deborah Ducksworth!
Can he afford a.. uhm... call duck with such an expensive sounding name?
Call ducks always make up exotic names for themselves...a lot like porn ducks.:p
Oh, kind of like my cross-dressing stage name: Daisy Jarvis.
Is that right? Its your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name?
:D
I'd give it the name of a character from Twin Peaks :rolleyes: ;)
That's it! You wouldn't happen to have pictures of any of your stage performances would you? I'd swear I've seen that name on credits somewhere!;)
There is a movie quote that would go perfectly here, something about "his pants and your dignity." *shrug*
Anyway, the movies were burned with all my dresses and the backless pants that Jethro liked so much. :rolleyes:
Jethro will be sooooo dissappointed!:rolleyes:
Bob (for the ducks name)
Rory the lion? (That'll confuse folk)
Duck Rogers!
SD, can you Mullet the Duck?
I don't have time just now, but I'll try later on tonight. :DQuote:
Originally posted by CiberTHuG
SD, can you Mullet the Duck?
SD
P.S. Mullet the Mallard?
That sounds vaguely obscene..........or is it just me????Quote:
Originally posted by CiberTHuG
SD, can you Mullet the Duck?
Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?Quote:
parksies dick needs a name!
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Originally posted by barrk
That sounds vaguely obscene..........or is it just me????
Yes, definately.
Hmmm... Wonder what Tinkerbell would look like--
No... must not let the Mullets over run the forum.
Cause he is sick of calling it Dennis? *shrug*Quote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?
Sorry, that was a slow pitch right over the plate.
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?
According to SD it's name is wee mullet........I'm not sure why!:rolleyes:
If you ever run out of things to say, talk about parksie's ***** :rolleyes:
Would be a rather short conversation from what I hear:rolleyes:
Uhm... I hope that isn't dating advice. With help like that, Goodreams doesn't stand chance.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
If you ever run out of things to say, talk about parksie's ***** :rolleyes:
Oh, wait, see what I did... I shifted the focus like that...
oh nevermind.
:(
:D :D That made me choke on my choc ice!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Would be a rather short conversation from what I hear:rolleyes:
:D
how about "Simon's Duck" :mad::p
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Originally posted by chenko
how about "Simon's Dick" :mad::p
Your's just doesn't seem as popular as Parksie's Simon...maybe you need more exposure!:rolleyes:
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by denniswrenn
Why on earth would you be worried about that, Pix?!?!?!?!?
I dont show my duck to just anyone ;)
That is just so mean. I have a good mind to take my hands off my hips, turn off the soundtrack to The Sound of Music, and hit you with my sweet little black satin handbag.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Jethro will be sooooo dissappointed!:rolleyes:
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
If you ever run out of things to say, talk about parksie's ***** :rolleyes:
Ok moving right along in my Book of a thousand and one conversation topics.................
"One Angry Corn Feed" for the ducks name
It's a Canadian thing, you know living too close to bears;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
That sounds vaguely obscene..........or is it just me????
That's where my handbag went! Return it immediately!:D
how about "Duck" neva heard that before :rolleyes:
I simply have to step forward with the glaringly obvious choice of name for it.... "***** the Duck". Pure simplicity
I leave to watch bizarre TV programs (Banzai!) and here you all are talking about my nuts :rolleyes:
:D
Not your nuts, parksie...your *****....geesh! Keep up with the conversation would ya???;)
Name: "Nuts" or "*****" as in Pen-is :D
I think that is for the Duck and Mike :DQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
"***** the Duck"
But it goes really well with my crushed satin mini...you know the red one.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
That's where my handbag went! Return it immediately!:D
Er, we are on www.crossdressing.com aren't we:rolleyes:
It could be peanuts;)Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Name: "Nuts" or "*****" as in Pen-is :D
I think that is for the Duck and Mike :D
Be nice about my nuts ;)
call him "god" and we can all bow down to him, opps this is this is the duck thread not the dick thread ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Jethro
It could be peanuts;)
Heheheheheheehhe.....
Does it really matter?Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
this is this is the duck thread not the dick thread ;)
And don't even think about getting some web cam action going Parksie. You know there was a riot at the local Catholic Girl's School last time;)