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:p Poll
Men or Women?
Call me a puff if ya want, but I (being a male) shave all the way from my face down to my :D :p :rolleyes: :eek:
I hate being hairy :o
I shave from here to hear and from here too here and this little bit, here. So I leave this, which the gales like, and I don't shave anything beyond here. I also don't like side burns.
Sorry using that voice recognition software again. This wood all requires a visual reference.
And homonyms.
Parksie OOPSS!! wrong post :eek::eek:
ok, you're a puff. :DQuote:
Originally posted by nullus
Call me a puff if ya want, but I (being a male) shave all the way from my face down to my :D :p :rolleyes: :eek:
I hate being hairy :o
:D :) ;) :p :rolleyes:
it would take me a good few hours to shave myself entirely (i am a hairy bastard) But doesn't it itch!?! Just shaving my face makes it itch bad when it first starts to regrow...
It used to itch *down below* at first, but that's only if you don't do it right. ;)
My god I sound like a camp bastard!
Yes, it does!:D Luckily Tom likes to help me scratch;)Quote:
Originally posted by Jamagei
But doesn't it itch!?!
Katie, it won't if you put moisturiser on afterwards :cool: Btw, I'm Tom... I'd be happy to step in if he's ever too busy :o
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind;)Quote:
Originally posted by nullus
Btw, I'm Tom... I'd be happy to step in if he's ever too busy :o
I WANNA HAVE KATIE'S LOVE CHILD!!!!
ummm... sorry, did i say that out loud? :eek:
:D
Sorry......I can't have any more children....I've been "fixed".:rolleyes:
:eek:
awww shucks, guess i'll go back to fantasizing about Tia Carrera then :rolleyes:
so that's what's wrong all the timeQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
:D
Sorry......I can't have any more children....I've been "fixed".:rolleyes:
Hey now!!!!!!!! I'm usually a very up and happy person....what are you saying, Ked???:confused:
I'm usually very up myself :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'm usually a very up and happy person
I like that in a man!:cool:
I'd like it better in a woman :p
:eek:
thanks for the eek katie, i'm sorry if i scared you :p i was refering to the "fixing"Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hey now!!!!!!!! I'm usually a very up and happy person....what are you saying, Ked???:confused:
There's nothing wrong with me because I'm fixed!!!!!!!! Just makes me safer!
Tee hee hee. Good one :pQuote:
Originally posted by PJB
I'd like it better in a woman :p
SD
and i wasn't refering to you in particular either, i thought earth would be a better place if you fixed some stuffQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
There's nothing wrong with me because I'm fixed!!!!!!!! Just makes me safer!
so the world is safer cause Katie is fixed?Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
and i wasn't refering to you in particular either, i thought earth would be a better place if you fixed some stuff
Definitely!:D Be warned though...I did have three offspring before they could stop me!
had a cat fixed once so it would stop peeing on things :rolleyes:
wait and see :p
What a coincidence.....that's why Tom had me fixed too!:eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by PJB
had a cat fixed once so it would stop peeing on things :rolleyes:
i think it's too late
take it Tom's not into that kinda thing then?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
What a coincidence.....that's why Tom had me fixed too!:eek: :eek:
Not as far as I know but he's full of surprises so you never know for sure:D :rolleyes:
I say you suprise him, you'll find out pretty quick whether he likes it or not :D
I think I'll pass.....err so to speak...on this one! It has to appeal to both partners (or anyone else involved;) ) or it's not fun! It doesn't float my boat so.......no.
umm..err..who might be involved besides the partners?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I think I'll pass.....err so to speak...on this one! It has to appeal to both partners (or anyone else involved;) ) or it's not fun! It doesn't float my boat so.......no.
Is there something your not telling us Katie?
I think I've said it all ;) The rest is up to your imagination!:pQuote:
Originally posted by PJB
umm..err..who might be involved besides the partners?
Is there something your not telling us Katie?
Well...in that case plenty happens :p
good, cause i was imagining midgets, farm animals and a herring :D
midgets and farm animals are okay but Herrings???? I have to draw the line somewhere:rolleyes: :eek:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:)
How 'bout a Trout possibly?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
midgets and farm animals are okay but Herrings???? I have to draw the line somewhere:rolleyes: :eek:
Make it a salmon and you're on!!:D
Salmon it is then!!!!!!!!
I'll save the Herring for the local girls 'round here
:eek:
i went on holiday to Great Yarmouth with all of my amtes last year and we went to a Haven caravan park (i bet you can see where this is going ;) ) and all around the sites there are signs saying "Haven" so we felt compelled in an evening either to write shaven in front of it to get "Shaven Haven" or just add an "S" we are wicked aren't we :)
Continuing that theme, I went to Uckfield in East Sussex once. So named after the River Uck which runs through it. Unfortunately, they had made all signs with "Uck" on them exactly the right size...
Bwahahahaha :D