Ask a guy from Mars anything.

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I have a confession to make. I'm not human. I'm from the planet your scientists have come to call Mars. 3 Years ago our scientists discovered that this planet, which you call Earth, actually has "intelligent" life. We've known for a while now that this world was vibrant with all kinds of life but the last time we checked, there weren't any humans, at least not like the ones that dominate your planet now. I was sent about 2 months after the discovery of intelligent life here to get to know this new race of tool makers and I must say, your culture is intriguing. And now in an attempt to foster the beginnings of Earth's foray into interstellar cultural exchange, I will take any and all questions regarding me and my civilization.

So ask me anything. Anything at all.

Can I speed up binding with the RichTextBox that came from WPF Extended Toolkit?

I know as much as any guy here about VB.Net maybe even less. VB is a product of human innovation. In fact, the concept of a programming language is something I find quite fascinating. We have no need programming languages on Mars. Typing in codes to program a "computer" as you call it is a rather primitive concept.

However, even if the answer to your question is yes, from my perspective its still no. Your computers are unbelievably slow compared to ours. So even if databinding with an RTB can be sped up, it would still way way way slower than any equivalent my people can conjure up.

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the discovery of intelligent life here

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Ehh....where did you find?

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Ehh....where did you find?

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Where did I find what ?

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I have a confession to make. I'm not human. I'm from the planet your scientists have come to call Mars. 3 Years ago our scientists discovered that this planet, which you call Earth, actually has "intelligent" life. We've known for a while now that this world was vibrant with all kinds of life but the last time we checked, there weren't any humans, at least not like the ones that dominate your planet now. I was sent about 2 months after the discovery of intelligent life here to get to know this new race of tool makers and I must say, your culture is intriguing. And now in an attempt to foster the beginnings of Earth's foray into interstellar cultural exchange, I will take any and all questions regarding me and my civilization.

So ask me anything. Anything at all.

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You picked up English very well. Can you speak all dialects? How did you get here, I'd like to see your ship. Acutally "scientists have come to call Mars" isn't true. It got it's name from the same type of loons that think Jesus Christ is a God. By the way, he is in charge on Mars? Anybody getting POed that we started turning Mars into a junk yard :D

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Where did I find what ?

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"Intelligent life here"

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You picked up English very well. Can you speak all dialects? How did you get here, I'd like to see your ship.

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While our physiology is similar to yours in that we're bi-pedals that walk upright with two arms and two legs we're too different to just blend in with your people. So a project was commissioned specifically to overcome this. We have a technology where we can project our consciousness into the mind of a human. My consciousness was placed into a human being. It suppresses the human consciousness and allows me to take over the body. A nice benefit of this is that I gain all the knowledge of my host so I speak what ever my host can speak and whatever dialect he/she speaks in. As for my ship...well its not really my ship. You could say the ship belongs to my government. I'm just one small part of an entire institution that is responsible for exploration. Its has a crew just like any sea ship on your world. The ship doesn't need to land or even enter your atmosphere for our activities. As for seeing it....you can't. This ship is not detectable by any technology you possess. Your understanding of the universe is based completely on observing electromagnetic phenomenon(light in laymans terms). Our ships have the ability to avoid causing electromagnetic disturbances. Its basically cloaked.

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By the way, he is in charge on Mars?

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I'm going to assume you meant to ask who is in charge on Mars. We have a government like any nation on your planet. Its ruled by a council of elders specifically bred for the purpose of ruling. They are the final say on anything that gets done on Mars of any great significance.

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LOL....Haha. Well maybe intelligent is the wrong word here. But basically what I mean is a species that possesses "theory of mind" as your scientists call it. Along with the ability to use tools and think abstractly. I think even the most stupid among you qualifies :).

Seriously, don't be so hard on your race. We too once fought and spilled oceans of blood over made-up Gods like you do. We were once a savage warlike race as you are now. We too fought over stupid nonsense like land, resources, mates, race(yes we had racism too). You name it, we were every bit as barbaric as you are yet we moved past it and entered into enlightenment and permanent peace. If we could do it, so could you. I have every confidence in your species.

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We were once a savage warlike race as you are now. We too fought over stupid nonsense like land, resources, mates, race(yes we had racism too). You name it, we were every bit as barbaric as you are yet we moved past it and entered into enlightenment and permanent peace.

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I remember your predecessor, Gork, telling me about that. Gork said all of Mars issues were cleared up by killing all the lawyers and Republicans. After that evryone got along.

Well someone named "Gork" couldn't have been my predecessor. For one thing, we stopped using names that distinguishes themselves by the configuration of the vocal chords used to produced them(basically we don't use "sound" names). We communicate mainly with telepathy now. And secondly, the technology that I'm using to reside in a human host is fairly new, at least in this application. Whoever this "Gork" is...he conned you guys.

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Well someone named "Gork" couldn't have been my predecessor. For one thing, we stopped using names that distinguishes themselves by the configuration of the vocal chords used to produced them(basically we don't use "sound" names). We communicate mainly with telepathy now. And secondly, the technology that I'm using to reside in a human host is fairly new, at least in this application. Whoever this "Gork" is...he conned you guys.

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The human he took over was Gork, thus becoming Gork. He took me back to Mars as an ambassador from Earth for awhile. You must not have been born yet. One of the gifts he left me was a lifespan of about 20,000 earth years. Let's see, King Tut was a baby then, so that was a while ago.

Oh really ?.....what was the name of middle city ? It had a spoken name when we used to speak using primitive vocalizations like humans. And yes, the name can be rendered with the latin alphabet.

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...well its not really my ship. You could say the ship belongs to my government.

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Hmm...we have to pay taxes for a company car (in the Netherlands). Its about 14%...20% of the value of the car added to your income. How is that with your car....I mean ship.

Nobody is surprised by this, though I did think you were from Jupiter rather than Mars.

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We have a government like any nation on your planet. Its ruled by a council of elders specifically bred for the purpose of ruling.

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Our leaders are similar except they only think they're specifically bred for the purpose of ruling.

Do you plan to introduce any new candy bars?

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Hmm...we have to pay taxes for a company car (in the Netherlands). Its about 14%...20% of the value of the car added to your income. How is that with your car....I mean ship.

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Our economy is nothing like yours. There is no such thing as money. Our economic system can be best described as an advance form of communism. Every thing we have like ships, and other machines actually belong to everybody. I said earlier that the ship belongs to my government but its a little more complicated than that. It belongs to the government for a time. When the ship gets back to Mars and it docks its re-registered as "open". That means any member or institution of our civilization can now petition for its use and they would be granted the ship provided that no one else petitioned for it before they did. For example, if this system was used here on Earth, you could petition for a plane to take your family on a vacation if you wanted. You don't have to worry about "fees" or "rent" or any of that foolishness. All you have to worry about is if you could fly the thing. The plane would be the property of every member of your civilization where only one entity at a time can use it but all are eligible to use it.

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Nobody is surprised by this, though I did think you were from Jupiter rather than Mars.

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Jupiter is a gas giant with an immense gravitational field. We cannot survive there anymore than you could.

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Our leaders are similar except they only think they're specifically bred for the purpose of ruling.

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Your people have a lot to learn about governments. Your leaders fall to temptation to easily and this undermines every system of government you have. The main thing that you do very wrong is grant your leaders exclusivity. There is nothing that our leaders can do or have access to that any normal citizen on my world cannot. We long discovered that when you grant certain privileges exclusively to specific people, it will breed elitism which leads to these people thinking they deserve more than the rest which leads to them taking advantage of their privilege to gain even more privilege. No society that embraces this as normal will every have a healthy government.

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Do you plan to introduce any new candy bars?

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Wouldn't you rather have interstellar engines ? ;)

Interstellar engines .. been there, done that .. your Milky Way bar.
Got anything new?

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Jupiter is a gas giant with an immense gravitational field. We cannot survive there anymore than you could.

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Ah, I see. It must have been the similarities with Jupiter that had me confused.

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Interstellar engines .. been there, done that .. your Milky Way bar.
Got anything new?

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Well we got a glucose supplement that we use for energy. I'm not sure how it would taste to you though.

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Ah, I see. It must have been the similarities with Jupiter that had me confused.

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Oh haha very funny...make fun of the Martian. You people, always mocking those different from you. Just remember, we got nukes too.

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Well we got a glucose supplement that we use for energy. I'm not sure how it would taste to you though.



Oh haha very funny...make fun of the Martian. You people, always mocking those different from you. Just remember, we got nukes too.

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You seem to be forgetting about the great War of the Worlds.

Your science fiction does have an interesting take on aliens but to real aliens, a lot of it is laughable. First of all, even if we were still a warlike race, we wouldn't have any real interest in conquering a relatively primitive species like humans. You simply have nothing we want. Your culture is quite interesting and we are curious about you guys but you have nothing an advanced culture like ours would want to take from you. And although we haven't fought a real war in millenniums, we are more than capable of defending ourselves against aggression and won't hesitate to do so to preserve our civilization. As long as you guys don't get any funny ideas about fighting us, you don't have to worry about walkers in your streets melting people lol ;)

Oh and some of you might be tempted to think we might want to take natural resources from your world. Dispel those thoughts. Hydrogen is the most valuable element to our people and its very abundant in the universe. The upper atmosphere of the sun alone can provide many many many times what we need and certainly way more that your planet can provide. This also applies to other elements and compounds which we can scavenge in great quantities from other celestial bodies, all providing many times more than your world alone can provide.

Yep, as much as your science fiction likes to tout humanity as some place worthy of conquest by more advanced cultures, its just self-important posturing. No one really wants to conquer you lol.

Anya ti us-usto nga nagan ko?

Just because I'm a Martian doesn't mean I can read randomly arranged latin characters on a screen ;)

That is not latin and that is not randomly created? =) That's our local dialect which means "what is my real name?"

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How are did you survive living in Martian in the undergrounds?

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That is not latin and that is not randomly created? =) That's our local dialect which means "what is my real name?"

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Cute dialect ;)

We live in a subterranean complex which is comprised of three large domed cities that cover an area roughly equivalent to your North American continent. The domes have an artificially generated environment that is similar to your atmosphere in that the air is Nitrogen/Oxygen. The middle city is the largest and most citizens there deal with administration of our empire. The outer cities are where the grease monkeys are. They're the guys that keep the whole thing working. They also maintain our interstellar fleet, and any and all equipment related to off-world mining operations.

This thread reminds me of the move "The Terminator" where Reese is interrogated by the psychologist and he says something like "this fantasy is great, it doesn't require a shred of evidence". Where you have failed is the Martian KGB has been tracking you and you broke your oath of silence about Mars. You are ordered to return immediately and to stop interacting with humans.

Or at the very least let this thread die a natural death.

Yeah, it does seem like the police station scene in Terminator, except......this is no fantasy. Do I have to show you my ray gun ?

I'm going to have to report this to the moderator. Si, an entity claiming to be a sentient being from another planet appears to have invaded the persona of our well-known friend Niya -- you know, the guy with the dirty pics. The impersonator is now uttering thinly-veiled threats to other members of the forum. I am certain that ray guns are contrary to forum rules. I can only assume that that he/she/it has cracked the password system and is trying to steal all those precious green gems. To be on the safe side, may I suggest temporarily replacing all Niya's green gems by a red one. Given that the entity concerned claims to be able to answer any question thrown at him/her/it whether or not he/she/it knows anything about the subject, it is not inconceivable that the impersonator is already a member of the forum (tell us it isn't true, Dunfiddlin).

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Or at the very least let this thread die a natural death.

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Why should it be more lucky in death than it was in life?

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I'm going to have to report this to the moderator. Si, an entity claiming to be a sentient being from another planet appears to have invaded the persona of our well-known friend Niya -- you know, the guy with the dirty pics. The impersonator is now uttering thinly-veiled threats to other members of the forum. I am certain that ray guns are contrary to forum rules. I can only assume that that he/she/it has cracked the password system and is trying to steal all those precious green gems. To be on the safe side, may I suggest temporarily replacing all Niya's green gems by a red one. Given that the entity concerned claims to be able to answer any question thrown at him/her/it whether or not he/she/it knows anything about the subject, it is not inconceivable that the impersonator is already a member of the forum (tell us it isn't true, Dunfiddlin).

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We have evidence of being sentient, but have no evidence of whether Niya is from this planet or not.

As far as I can tell, the ray gun was just an attempt of proof of being martian... but it certainly would not convince me.

I'm not afraid of any ray guns anyways. I've got my ray-bans.

Now that is a giant threatening Martian ray gun you have there Niya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDdCdtaMarY

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I'm going to have to report this to the moderator. Si, an entity claiming to be a sentient being from another planet appears to have invaded the persona of our well-known friend Niya -- you know, the guy with the dirty pics. The impersonator is now uttering thinly-veiled threats to other members of the forum. I am certain that ray guns are contrary to forum rules. I can only assume that that he/she/it has cracked the password system and is trying to steal all those precious green gems. To be on the safe side, may I suggest temporarily replacing all Niya's green gems by a red one. Given that the entity concerned claims to be able to answer any question thrown at him/her/it whether or not he/she/it knows anything about the subject, it is not inconceivable that the impersonator is already a member of the forum (tell us it isn't true, Dunfiddlin).

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OMG Don't...The host is fine and you shouldn't punish him for my intrusion. And no, I didn't actually mean any question, just ones about my people. Just because I'm an alien from a super advanced culture doesn't mean I know everything.

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We have evidence of being sentient, but have no evidence of whether Niya is from this planet or not.

As far as I can tell, the ray gun was just an attempt of proof of being martian... but it certainly would not convince me.

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I'm not Niya, I'm just borrowing his body. Also, my ray gun comment was tongue in cheek. Ray guns...lol who believes in such things. Seriously though, I'd prove to you I'm a Martian by having my ship transport you up but it's against our laws to tease primitives.

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Now that is a giant threatening Martian ray gun you have there Niya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDdCdtaMarY

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LOL.....You humans have such vivid imaginations. If only real life were that silly.

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I'm not Niya, I'm just borrowing his body.

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Will he be getting his deposit back? Do you have adequate rental insurance? Are you taking your pets with you when you go?

Rents and deposits lol...I can't wait till you guys build your first interstellar engine and go out there with that. I'd love to see the look on the faces of the more experienced races when they try to grapple with the concept of continually and indefinitely paying someone just to borrow something they own instead of simply trading for ownership of it.

Oh, and what pet ? I didn't bring any pets.

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Rents and deposits lol...I can't wait till you guys build your first interstellar engine and go out there with that. I'd love to see the look on the faces of the more experienced races when they try to grapple with the concept of continually and indefinitely paying someone just to borrow something they own instead of simply trading for ownership of it.

Oh, and what pet ? I didn't bring any pets.

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No pets? How many sexes are there on Mars?

Actually you'd be surprised that we have two sexes as you do. However, we are an oviparous species(egg layers). Each female can lay up to three eggs per reproductive cycle although its not unheard of for some females to lay as many as 6 and before we abandoned religion, we had a specific female deity(probably based on someone real) that is said to have laid up to 30 eggs. Most Martians think its ridiculous but our historians are still trying to determine if there is any truth to this legend.

Also, despite having two sexes, our species is capable of asexual reproduction but only the females can do this.

Getting back to ray guns ..

Have you ever shot yourself in the leg with one?
I hear that some Earthlings do this with a Glock.

Our "Ray guns" don't work like primitive Earth built firearms. All our firearm like weaponry is fastened to the body and it interfaces with our brain so it can be used just as we use a limb or a finger. You can't shoot yourself anymore than you can bite off your own hand.

How about biting your tongue?

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Actually you'd be surprised that we have two sexes as you do. However, we are an oviparous species(egg layers). Each female can lay up to three eggs per reproductive cycle although its not unheard of for some females to lay as many as 6 and before we abandoned religion, we had a specific female deity(probably based on someone real) that is said to have laid up to 30 eggs. Most Martians think its ridiculous but our historians are still trying to determine if there is any truth to this legend.

Also, despite having two sexes, our species is capable of asexual reproduction but only the females can do this.

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I wonder what you do with all those eggs. Omelets?

Never mind, next question. Are Mars Bars all they are cracked up to be?

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How about biting your tongue?

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A more apt comparison. If you have the will to bite your own tongue, you have the will to shoot yourself with a neurally interfaced firearm.

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I wonder what you do with all those eggs. Omelets?

Never mind, next question. Are Mars Bars all they are cracked up to be?

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lol...We wouldn't actually call it a Mars Bar if it was our invention. Mars is the name given by humans to my homeworld. If I were to render the name of Mars given to it by my people using the Latin alphabet, it would be spelt "Sheuri". When my people used to speak using words as you know them, this is what we called Mars. So if Mick and those rock stars were accused of engaging in those acts with a "Sheuri Bar" then you'd be on to something.

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When my people used to speak using words ,,,

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So, you're saying you lot don't have tongues anymore ?

1. What gender are you? Male/Female/Shemale/Airmail or something else ?
2. Are you going to completely wipe out the earthlings? If so, when and how?
3. What's your weakness? (so that we can prepare ourselves for the battle)
4. I have seen in movies that Martians have their brain outside. Why is it so? Is it for show off? I mean to let others know that you have a brain ?
5. Is there an amusement park in Mars?
6. Are you staying in Earth now? Or you are still in space, but still using internet to connect with us?
7. Are you in Facebook ? If so, how many friends do you have? Do you have any friends from Earth ?
8. Why did you choose VBforums for the Q&A ? Is VBF famous in Mars too?
9. What ship do you drive? Is it a Mercedes/BMW/Audi make?
10. Do you have family there in Mars? If so, can you post your family photo and introduce your family to us?
11. In Mars, what language do you speak? Are you using Google Translate to convert to English, for replying in this thread?
12. What's your pet?
13. How old are you? 20 lightyears ?
14. What do you drink? There is no water in your planet isn't it? So, do you fill drinking water in your ship, when you visit Earth?
15. Do you pay tax?
16. What's your real job?

I'm expecting a death ray, after you see my questions.

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How old are you? 20 lightyears ?

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If his name is Buzz, then I'll eat my tongue

It is now very clear for me that this is a geek forum, since none of you have asked the most obvious question!!



How hot are the gals on mars?

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1. What gender are you? Male/Female/Shemale/Airmail or something else ?
2. Are you going to completely wipe out the earthlings? If so, when and how?
3. What's your weakness? (so that we can prepare ourselves for the battle)
4. I have seen in movies that Martians have their brain outside. Why is it so? Is it for show off? I mean to let others know that you have a brain ?
5. Is there an amusement park in Mars?
6. Are you staying in Earth now? Or you are still in space, but still using internet to connect with us?
7. Are you in Facebook ? If so, how many friends do you have? Do you have any friends from Earth ?
8. Why did you choose VBforums for the Q&A ? Is VBF famous in Mars too?
9. What ship do you drive? Is it a Mercedes/BMW/Audi make?
10. Do you have family there in Mars? If so, can you post your family photo and introduce your family to us?
11. In Mars, what language do you speak? Are you using Google Translate to convert to English, for replying in this thread?
12. What's your pet?
13. How old are you? 20 lightyears ?
14. What do you drink? There is no water in your planet isn't it? So, do you fill drinking water in your ship, when you visit Earth?
15. Do you pay tax?
16. What's your real job?

I'm expecting a death ray, after you see my questions.

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1 - Male

2 - As I've said earlier, we have nothing to gain by doing so. The only way that could happen is if you guys attack us first.

3 - None you can exploit. You guys are way too primitive. Even man to man humans are generally weaker than us.

4 - Don't believe anything you see in movies.

5 - Surprisingly, yes we do.

6 - As I've said earlier, I'm inhabiting a human host.

7 - Facebook ? Get real. Vanity is not something Martians have in excess.

8 - I happened to be inhabiting the body of a programmer. Plus, this forum has the densest population of intelligent human beings on the internet. Martians don't take to kindly to stupidity which the internet has in abundance. StormFront ? Seriously ? Any intelligent civilization would shame such insanity into nonexistence.

9 - Mercedes.....At least in terms of prestige.

10 - I have a large family and no we don't have photos. We have been communicating telepathically for centuries now. We have no need of photos.

11 - We rarely speak. Telepathic communication is far more efficient. And no, I'm not using Google translate. One of the benefits of occupying a host is that I gain all their knowledge, which includes language and motor skills.

12 - I have none. Too much drama.

13 - Lightyears is a human measurement of distance. In terms of your time metrics, I'm about 312 years old.

14 - Our physiology is similar to yours so we need water too, but we can make it from hydrogen and oxygen which is quite abundant in the solar system. And no, we don't want your water. We can scavenge enough hydrogen and oxygen from celetial bodies like the sun and other planets to make many times what the Earth contains.

15 - We have no concept of money. We have an advanced form of communism where everyone owns everything. However, every member of our civilization is expected to work for the benefit of all. In return, our society provides for every need of every working individual.

16 - Right now, I'm an explorer but were I still on Mars, my job could change everyday. On Mars, a guy can be a mechanic today and pilot tomorrow. We don't restrict ourselves as you do in one job. Some do though, but they don't have to. Our rulers can't change jobs though. Its the only job on Mars that is bound to specific individuals.

Oh and I won't use my death ray ;) You're pretty cool for a human.

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My name if rendered using your Latin alphabet would be spelt "Euri"

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It is now very clear for me that this is a geek forum, since none of you have asked the most obvious question!!



How hot are the gals on mars?

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ROFL....

Actually, this is quite an interesting question. Martian women are hot and I don't just mean to Martians. Anatomically, we are very very similar to you guys. We have 2 eyes, 4 limbs just like you. Females have mammary glands(breasts) just like you and they come in varying sizes, just as with your females. Our females can be identified in the same manner as your females. Like your females, ours have softer facial features, relatively narrow jawlines and all the other minute details that make females different from males. Even by your standards of beauty, Martian women are quite attractive. They're very tall, slender and very shapely with nice round behinds.

Given the sheer depravity I've seen humans engage in, there is no doubt in my mind that there are humans who would have no problems whatsoever getting intimate with a Martian. And yes, it is possible. We have "those" things in common with humans too, though such a thing would bear no offspring. We cannot breed with you without the aid of technology.

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So, you're saying you lot don't have tongues anymore ?

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We can speak. We have tongues and vocal chords as you do. But centuries ago my people adopted a new fad which became the standard. We started engaging in gene splicing. At first, it was mainly cosmetic, like how humans use plastic surgery. Eventually, we were able to unlock our telepathic potential and since then we use it as our main form of communication between individuals. Some of us do engage in speaking but very very rarely.

@Martian: You're replying with intelligent answers. I believe, this intelligence came from your host. ;)

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ROFL....

Actually, this is quite an interesting question. Martian women are hot and I don't just mean to Martians. Anatomically, we are very very similar to you guys. We have 2 eyes, 4 limbs just like you. Females have mammary glands(breasts) just like you and they come in varying sizes, just as with your females. Our females can be identified in the same manner as your females. Like your females, ours have softer facial features, relatively narrow jawlines and all the other minute details that make females different from males. Even by your standards of beauty, Martian women are quite attractive. They're very tall, slender and very shapely with nice round behinds.

Given the sheer depravity I've seen humans engage in, there is no doubt in my mind that there are humans who would have no problems whatsoever getting intimate with a Martian. And yes, it is possible. We have "those" things in common with humans too, though such a thing would bear no offspring. We cannot breed with you without the aid of technology.

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Maybe it's time to prepare your army. Because you could expect a bunch of spaceships from Earth after seeing this. :lol:

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15 - We have no concept of money. We have an advanced form of communism where everyone owns everything...

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ROFL....

Actually, this is quite an interesting question. Martian women are hot and I don't just mean to Martians. Anatomically, we are very very similar to you guys. We have 2 eyes, 4 limbs just like you. Females have mammary glands(breasts) just like you and they come in varying sizes, just as with your females. Our females can be identified in the same manner as your females. Like your females, ours have softer facial features, relatively narrow jawlines and all the other minute details that make females different from males. Even by your standards of beauty, Martian women are quite attractive. They're very tall, slender and very shapely with nice round behinds.

Given the sheer depravity I've seen humans engage in, there is no doubt in my mind that there are humans who would have no problems whatsoever getting intimate with a Martian. And yes, it is possible. We have "those" things in common with humans too, though such a thing would bear no offspring. We cannot breed with you without the aid of technology.

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Amazing.

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@Martian: You're replying with intelligent answers. I believe, this intelligence came from your host. ;)

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I get knowledge from the host which is combined with my knowledge. I am in control however. The decisions currently being made is a result of my personality action on the knowledge. If Niya were in control, he'd probably try to get rich by showing you guys how to build "ray guns".

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Maybe it's time to prepare your army. Because you could expect a bunch of spaceships from Earth after seeing this. :lol:

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So I guess I shouldn't mention that Martian women are encouraged to please their mates and to be submissive and that Martian women form an unbreakable bond for life with their first sexual partner. Oh and they tolerate their mates having more than one woman. Our men have a "one to many" relationship with women. We don't bond to one mate as our women do . And yes, its the primary form of relationship on Mars. I believe you call it polygamy.

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Amazing.

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LOL....Women aren't considered possess-able though so every man doesn't own every woman.

Do you call your planet as Mars also? Should you not have other name for it and the other planets?

2 Question Mr. ET.

1- Could you transfer all Earthlings politicians, your planet?
2- Really girls your planet are like the girl in the bellow photo ?
I am considering the possibility of implanting other hand, before visiting your planet.
I hate being idle.:bigyello:

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Do you call your planet as Mars also? Should you not have other name for it and the other planets?

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Mercury - Haus
Venus - Plau
Earth - Etrec
Mars - Neteru/Sheuri Bar
Jupiter - Plessen
Saturn - Tetri
Uranus - Etrel
Neptune - Etreo
Pluto - Sans
Titan - Ketrec

Loosely translated Neteru means Mars. Seuri Bar means "Mars which has intelligent life". We are going to give Earth a similiar name too. Currently our elders are thinking of calling Earth "Seurel Bar"

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2 Question Mr. ET.
1- Could you transfer all Earthlings politicians, your planet?

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They wouldn't make it on Mars. They won't be able to lie since we are all telepaths.

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2- Really girls your planet are like the girl in the bellow photo ?
I am considering the possibility of implanting other hand, before visiting your planet.
I hate being idle.:bigyello:

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lol no. Think Avatar but with a brownish tint instead of blue and not so big. We are about the same size on average as the average human. And yea, you can come visit. Problem is, you may not want to come back after you get a taste of Martian women. They are very voracious.

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They are very voracious.

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Then I can imagine scenario...

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Well, then I will prepare the survival kit. :eek: