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"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
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James Bond
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
Austin Powers
One millllion dollas
Simpsons
[Mayour Quimby is sat in a Motel room with a chick when Bart drives by with the cops and Loi says]
Not really a film but hey sue me ;)Quote:
That's the Mayours car, he's out polling the electorate tonight.
Geoff
*BANG*
Quote:
Oh, i'm sorry, did i break your concentration? Please continue....oh you've finished well allow me to retort
ok, so it's more of a script than a quote, but who cares, Pulp Fiction rules.Quote:
what does Marselles Wallace look like?
What?
WHAT does Marselles Wallace look like?
What?
Do you speak English?
What?
What country you from?
What?
What, ain't no country i ever heard of. Do you speak english in what?
what?
say what one more time! say it! i dare you, i double dare you. just say it one more time! now, what does Marselles Wallace look like?
He..he's big... and black...
Does he look like a *****?
what?
*BANG*
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?
NO!!!
Then why are you trying to ***** him like a *****?
"Zed's dead baby..."
- Winston WolffQuote:
it'll takes 30 minutes to get there... i'll be there in 10.
I don't remember putting the Thread name as Pulp Fiction Film Quotes........
I admit its a good film, but there are better!
Well go on then...
- "I want to take his...face...off"
- "No more drugs for that man..."
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Neo:I know kung fu!
Morpheus: Show me
Quote:
A copper. How do you like that boys, a copper...
td.
everybody falls on their first try...
What kind of *****ed up tour is this?
Thank you....
"heh heh, heh heh, that was cool!"
You've never seen me very upset
Quote:
Lets play a game...
what game?
it's called.... Sydney gets gutted like a *****ing pig
is it from the same film asQuote:
Orginally posted by Arbiter
What kind of *****ed up tour is this?
Quote:
You were about to call me nigger
no i wasn't... i was going to call you *******, *******!
"mon - key...mon - key..."
I take this is from Scream X??Quote:
Lets play a game...
what game?
it's called.... Sydney gets gutted like a *****ing pig
But what are the other quotes form, It's bugging me as I know I have seen the film I just can't remember.
It's not three kings is it??
Cheers
BOB
Yes it's from Scream 3 (if i rememeber rightly) now as for arbiters, i think it is from Die Hard 3: With a vengeance. the other quote i didQuote:
Originally posted by Geoff Gunson
I take this is from Scream X??
But what are the other quotes form, It's bugging me as I know I have seen the film I just can't remember.
It's not three kings is it??
Cheers
BOB
is most definatley from DH3Quote:
You were about to call me nigger
no i wasn't... i was going to call you *******, *******!
behemoths was from Matrix as was my other one before that. probably christmitchells
was more than likely from Beavis and butthead do americaQuote:
heh heh, that was cool
i have no idea where your
comes from though....Quote:
mon-key... mon-key
Howdy
There aren't 12 of them are there?Quote:
"mon - key...mon - key..."
TIM
there were indeedy...
cockney accentQuote:
"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..."
Behemoth - LOL :D TOP FILM *****
I hated 12 monkeys. crap film
here are my favourites
"suck me beautiful!!"
"Well its safer than a tube sock"
".... and one time at band camp, i stuck a flute up my p**sy"
the last one is american pie.
could be from any number of quality top shelf films.Quote:
Suck me beautiful
I enjoyed 12 monkeys. what did you dislike about it?
Quote:
Your Mother is a hamster and your Father smells
of elderberries and I fart in your general direction
PPPPHFFFFFFTTTTT!!
thats the best fart noise you could do?Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
PPPPHFFFFFFTTTTT!!
The Holy Grail, Monty Python, Top Film
DAN
Behemoth, geoff - all of merlins quotes were form american pie :D
Monty python films are great :D
i don't like films that have crap endings. i mean he didn't win. and he got to figure out that he is the thing that freaks him out at night.... it just didn't like it really.
i like happy endings :)
aha -
I like nihilisitic (there- that word again!) ending that leave you thinking. The Matrix would have been far better without that shoddy ending (brilliant film though)...
Quote:
[hiss]Obi-Wan has taught you well...
hehe golden oldies, what a load of old bo**cksQuote:
Where will i go?, what will i do?
Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn
From a newish very good film
(hint: a dog is saying this to an old man)
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Hey old man. I got the ****ing munchies real bad
Hi Jamagei
What didn't he win? I don't understand.Quote:
i don't like films that have crap endings. i mean he didn't win. and he got to figure out that he is the thing that freaks him out at night.... it just didn't like it really.
Also on the topic of weird films, Total Recall, is the whole film based around the memory chip, i.e. what we see is what arne had paid for, or is it that he really was a top agent / bad guy. Who knows.
And I have a question, John boy and Sambo (I know them both personally) are carrying a suitcase in the film Plup Fiction. But what is in the suit case?
It's not drugs or gold, too obverous for Quiten.
Do you know???
Geoff
Hell yeah
Marselles Wallace had a plaster on the back of his neck. now when satan removes souls it is done so from the back of the neck. the combonation on the breifcase was 666 (number of the beast not satan) then when the man with the '*****ing hand cannon' shot at them he missed every time. Divine intervention - nothing is more holy or good than saving a soul (which technically vince (and i can't rememeber samuel l.'s name (DAMMIT!!)) were doing (saving a soul that is)
so the answer is Marselles Wallaces soul was in the briefcase. :D
I do like films that make me think, i just didn't like the ending to the story. that was all :)
A gold star is in the post :)
Marcellus Wallaces soul was in the suitcase?
A standard media student's answer...I have some questions.
Why does the devil remove souls through the neck?
Why / how do John and Samuel's characters have the briefcase?
How does this mean they're "saving" MWs soul?
Is MW intrinsically good or evil?
Why is it that Vince(?) does eventually get shot - where is the divine intervention there?
John got shot in the end because he didn't believe whereas Sam did believe and was ultimatly saved.
It doesn't matter if MW is good or evil, everyone is capable of remorse and having a soul, if they repent they (apparently) are good.
S+J get the briefcase by killing the people who stole it in the first place, MW was doing a deal with the devil and the guys who got killed *****ed it up. They were redeemed of the killing because they were doing the holiest of holies.
don't know why the devil removes souls through the neck, he just does. probably something to do with the neck being vunerable and near the brain.
The Devil removes Souls through the neck because if you check your literature (of Roman history especially). It was the easiest way to kill someone and they thought that was the quickest way to release the soul into the afterlife.Quote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
Marcellus Wallaces soul was in the suitcase?
A standard media student's answer...I have some questions.
Why does the devil remove souls through the neck?
Marcellus Wallaces soul was in the suitcase?
A standard media student's answer...I have some questions.
Why does the devil remove souls through the neck?
Says so in the Bible
Why / how do John and Samuel's characters have the briefcase?
They had a soul grabbing machine - I don't know its a fecking film :)
How does this mean they're "saving" MWs soul?
They managed to get back the soul and are returing it to MW
Is MW intrinsically good or evil?
He's a bad Mother F****R
Why is it that Vince(?) does eventually get shot - where is the divine intervention there?
Cos in the film sambo says, this is it for me blah blah I am quitting after this job, Johno go's no way man I am staying in the game, so God protected them whilst saving MW soul and after that, i.e. fighting Brucy baby he was on his own.
How does Bruce Willis fit into all this?
ahhhhh, that's probably why, when Samurai commited Seppuku (similar to hari-kiri) they had a friend chop off their head afterwards......
Bruce is the guy who said Z's dead baby.Quote:
How does Bruce Willis fit into all this?
He's the boxer who didn't throw the flight who then caught John taking a dump and shot at rather close range with a big gun. Also Brucy saved MW arse from being pounded by a sick copper and had copious amounts of sex with some forien looking bird.
Member?
Geoff
Of course I remember his character, but how does he fit into all this souls, devil/beast and god business?
i think he meant in the general scheme of things, whether or not Bruce had a part in the whole soul saving thing that was going on.
oh, good quote (just after the ass *****ing incident
oh yeah!! :DQuote:
MW: I'm gonna get some boys down to go over this John Holmes Mother *****er with a blow torch and a pair of pliers
He was the next Job for Johno, whilst doing the soul thingy he was protected ( devien introvetion) however because he didn't stop there, i.e. he was sent to kill Bruce God got pissed and had him shot.
I like the film cos it starts and ends in the same point and the middle is in fact after the end.
I am sure that the soul business was posted by the big Q on some Bulletin bord like this because sooo many people where trying to figure out what was in the case.
Geoff
is this lot "fact" or has some bunch of students come along and speculated all of this?
Japanese commited Hara Kiri (Seppuku is Chinese). And if you're interested the friend who chopped their head off was there in capacity as an official witness.Quote:
Originally posted by Jamagei
ahhhhh, that's probably why, when Samurai commited Seppuku (similar to hari-kiri) they had a friend chop off their head afterwards......
Great Quote From Lock Stock and two smoking barrels
"You cheeky Northern Monkeys"
ahm gonna git you!
I herd it of me mate's, uncles, husbands, neighbours missusQuote:
is this lot "fact" or has some bunch of students come along and speculated all of this?
so it has to be fact
Suppose the only way to prove it one way or tother will be to phone the big Q himself
001 555-12-12-34
Also Mr. B why do two completly random people both know the same useless tish?
Geoff
I believe the quotes are:
Kenny: I ayt dese suthern faires...
Barry: Fackin' narthern monkeys...
Don't get me wrong, I'd heard a stripped down version of this myself (I was about to post in response to your question, but Jamagei beat me to it.), I just wanted a little clarification.
ta :D
Arbiter-
surely you mean:
fackang nartharn mankays
are you sure?. i thought Hara Kiri was disembowelment, to save hounour and to stop your self falling into enemy hands. whereas seppuku was as you said kinda official witness. but was done really to save honour.Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Japanese commited Hara Kiri (Seppuku is Chinese). And if you're interested the friend who chopped their head off was there in capacity as an official witness.
(in Total War (game) there is a video sequence called seppuke where a man disembowels himself, then someone chops off his head. and that is based on japanese samurai. Going on Sun Tsu's Art of war and bushido)
I'ts rather hard to translate the dulcet tongue of 'Savverners' onto the page....
Peasants.
Sun Tzu was Chinese...
bloody southerners..!