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With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, a city council in Australia has established a "Women*Only" parking lot near downtown. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female, so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Here is the latest picture of this amazing new concept in parking lots for "Women Only"
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Wouldn't that policy just attract perverts to the carpark as they know they would only find women there?
LMAO!!!
Nice!
Women want equal rights, but only on their terms.
And your point is......................???
I think that all men should learn the "yes dear" phrase at a very young age to avoid any arguements.
As for the "Women Only" car park... will there be Extra Wide spaces, as from what I have seen women have a major problem with parking, either they can't do it or don't like to do it... Though men do the same really but in a more aggressive way.
BOO!!
C'mon now, don't be sexist
If you can't laugh at yourself expect others to laugh at you! It's just a joke and I'm a woman so it's not really anymore sexists when the men laugh about what boobs they are in here!
Yeah, I suppose you're right barrk-
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
Along the same lines........
Grow your own dope.................plant a man!
ha-ha!!! Good one
How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What's the difference between a new husband and
a new dog?
A. A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole
life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. I get up in the morning thinking of women,
when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me
think of women."
A short while later she left, and the cowboy
ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you
a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just
found out that I'm a lesbian."
Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
heehee!
Girl's suck, until you ask them to.
Two blondes walked in to a building.
You’d think one would have seen it.
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's
top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors
she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "That's disgraceful!
What is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry
your grace, but this man has a very serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
they'll explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young
nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in
there?"
The Doctor: "Same problem, better health plan."
LOL! Blonde jokes...ya gotta love 'em!
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
How do you know when a blond has had a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even
though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into motion. It
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail
grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in
the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again. As her head
is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when........
the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse
off.
Ohh!! eeeewww!
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up
Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
Her boyfriend was blonde too!
A young man went to a house to pick up his blind
date. The girl wasn't quite ready, so her father
invited the lad to sit on the couch and wait. Dad
sat in his easy chair and proceeded to read his
newspaper, while the family dog, Rover, jumped
onto the couch and sniffed out the stranger.
Suddenly, the young man felt the urge to fart
and didn't know what to do, however, since the
dog was nearby, he decided to squeak it out and
feign innocence.
"Brrroough," went the fart! Dad peered over his
newspaper and said, "Rover! Get off that couch!"
The young man was relieved. Obviously, Dad
thought Rover had done the deed. Soon, another
fart rumbled in the young man's guts, and he let
it rip, assured that Rover would once again be
blamed.
Sure enough, Dad peered over his newspaper and
said more sharply, "Rover! I said get off the
couch!"
Happily, the young man decided that he could fart
whenever the urge arose and he let yet another
one fly.
Finally, Dad threw down his newspaper in disgust
and bellowed, "Rover! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OFF
THAT COUCH BEFORE HE ****S ON YOU!!!"
There were 2 hillbillies in a bar. They both had
on overalls with no clothes underneath (including
underwear). As they were drinking their beers,
this lady started choking on some peanuts. So the
first hillbilly said to the other, "Quick pull
down your overalls!" The second hillbilly does it
and the first one starts to lick the second one's
behind. Suddenly the lady stopped choking. Upon
witnessing what happened, the first hillbilly
said, "See, I knew that Hind Lick maneuver would
work!"
What's the difference between a pickpocket and
a peeping tom?
The pickpocket snatches your watch.
hehehe.............
Quote:
Quote by Mr. Oliver (my Driver's Education teacher)
Women are said to be better drivers than men. This, may be true. Women may be better driver's, but they are the ones that cause the accidents.
Why do blondes require their boyfriend's cars have tilt steering wheels?
They need the head room!
Bill Clinton is in an elementary class and is
trying to teach the students what a tragedy is.
He asks if anyone knows. One kid stands up and
says, "I know. If I was in the street and got hit
by a car, that would be a tragedy."
Clinton says, "No son, that would be an
accident."
Another kid stands up and says, "I know. If we all
were on a field trip and the bus went flying over
a cliff, that would be a tragedy."
Again, Clinton says, "No son, that would be a
great loss."
The children are silent and then one kid stands
and says, "If you and Mrs. Clinton were on Air
Force One and it just all of a sudden blew up and
you both died, that would be a tragedy."
Clinton thinks and then asks, "Now why would you
think that is a tragedy?"
The kid replies, "Well, because it definately
wouldn't be an Accident. and it sure as hell
wouldn't be a Great Loss!!!"
not the only woman.....CompuGeek is a lady as well..........
I sure is...er..I sure am a ma'am
not am a man
or anagram
or mammagram
or ??
I drank WAY too much coffee this morning!!!
It still is 'this morning' where you are isn't it?
Not for me it isn't, I'm about to go home!
What do you call a dead blonde in a wardrobe?
Winner of last years "hide and seek" contest.
Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
Because everytime the car stopped she would jump into the back seat!
....Sometimes......I feel a great need to dye my hair any other color except for blonde.
What colour is your Hair smh?Quote:
Originally posted by smh
....Sometimes......I feel a great need to dye my hair any other color except for blonde.
Blonder than Blonde
A true blonde...not a fake.
Nice! Nothing like a blonde in the room! Almost as good as one on the lap!! lol!Quote:
Originally posted by smh
A true blonde...not a fake.
Well you usally bleach your hair blonde.......why not blonde anyway, I have :DQuote:
Originally posted by smh
....Sometimes......I feel a great need to dye my hair any other color except for blonde.
I don't think I could go blonde... I'm not clever enough!
No need to bleach! You should see the looks I get when I tell someone that I am a programmer. They look at me like there was no way I was telling the truth. To tell you the truth, I only know of one other blonde female programmer at all. Why is that?
And meeeeeeeeeee! :DQuote:
Originally posted by smh
I only know of one other blonde female programmer at all.
Opppps missed the female part!!
Well, if you are an attractive blonde female (or male, not to be Gender Bias), then there is an automatic assumption that you will act and talk in a specific way. When you say that you are a programmer then people probably get thrown by the fact that they are talking to an attractive blonde who you can actually have an intelligent conversation with....
Would you consider yourself an attractive blonde?
I am sure that you are really.... Everybody thinks that they aren't!Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
ME? nope.
ME? nope.Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Would you consider yourself an attractive blonde?
My fiance thinks so. When he and I met, he had the same thoughts about me. (Pretty blonde...must be stupid) He told me after we were engaged, that the first time he had an in depth logical conversation with me, he had already made up his mind that he was going to marry me.
Lets leave WW out of conversation
It does come up in conversation, you know.
I didn't know CompuGeek was a woman either. :)
All you have to do is pay attention to the way a person responds to posts and to me it's intuitive who the women are....
I do like the idea of a secret society of VB-World women though!!
I think the guys would get jealous.... ;)
There's a blonde girl I know who I initially did think was kind of... well a bit dippy. She is very very girly, she is obsessed with pink things and she collects Barbies. Well anyway I got to know her a bit better and she is remarkably intelligent, and moreover quite sensible on the inside. I never thought I'd get on with her but I guess I was proven wrong.
Hehehehehehehehehe :D:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
she is obsessed with pink things
Well I meant more like pillowcases, plates and wallpaper (actually she has pink Barbie plates) but I wouldn't really know about that :rolleyes: