She had to get her ears pierced so you could see the TV.
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She had to get her ears pierced so you could see the TV.
Yo mamma's so fat when she sits on the beach, the tide comes in...
and yo momma's so fat Greenpeace tried to tow her back to sea.
Yo momma's so fat she can't go in the sea 'cos she's scared of Ahab!
AND 'cos she's a hazard to international shipping!
Your momma's so fat, scientist believe that if she eats one more pie, she'll become a black hole!
DAMN, *I* was going to use that one!
Yo momma's so fat she's the sole cause of global warming!
Your mother's so fat she's got her own satellite system.
PS: a prezzie for you.
Yo momma's so fat if she went on a diet, several underdeveloped countries would have enough food to eat...
PS - Thanks for the prezzie!
I was just going to use that one..!
http://expage.com/page/yomammasofat
Your momma's so fat, she's in 2 different time zones
Or alternatively
Your momma's so fat, she has her own Zip/Postal code
Ok slight change
Your momma's so stupid, she sat all day staring at a carton of orange juice coz it said "concentrate"
Just a small point, who's "momma" are we talking about ???
it doesnt matter, come and join the fun.
Yo momma's so fat I had to roll over twice before I got off her!
(sorry)
Your momma's so fat she has fat ladies orbiting her!
G:)
how do you make love to your momma?
slap her thighs and ride the waves in.
your momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Oh dear...your momma's so fat that if she sat in the Grand Canyon she'd get stuck! Or, if she wore high heels she'd stike oil!
Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
:D
yomama.com
go there, and keep refreshing for new jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped and fell...everyone yelled, "TIMBER!!!"
:D
Yo mama's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth
and
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator
Your mama's so fat she makes my momma look skinny:D
(Broken Home)
Yo mama's so fat........huh?!?.........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! {muffled sounds coming out of yo mama's a** followed by sound of YoungBuck's neck snapping. :p
I just noticed.. and you can call me crazy but I think that Arbiter and Behemoth are the same person... just call it intuition.
I think they're just Buds...mates.....pals....whatever :rolleyes:
Just "friends" :p
Yo momma's so fat that when she went to school, she sat beside everyone.
Yo momma's so fat she thought a school bus was a twinkie.
Yo momma's so fat but she's not as fat as my mom!(Just a joke. My ma wieghs 110).
Yo momma's so fat she had trouble getting off the couch.
Yo momma's so fat that when you were born, the doctors took 5 hours to get you unwedged from "the cheeks".
Yo momma's so fat that when she went swimming with the whales, they started singing "We are Family".
Your momma is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!
LMAO!!! OH GOD!!! :D
Your momma is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
:gettin in on the action:
"your mamma is so fat, she jumped up in the air...
And got stuck!"
ugly:
"Your momma is so ugly when she walks by restrooms the toilets flush"
"But seriously, Lets get off mommas. I just got off yours." :D
yo mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
yo mama's so skinny she use a dorrito as a hangglider
Yo mamma's so skinny she could hula-hoop through a cheerio.
(I stole that from a film... remember which one?)
Your momma is so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Your momma reminds me of a butcher's freezer.
Fresh meat goes in and out every day.
Trust me, Arbiter and I are 2 separate entities... At least I hope so...
Oh yes, most certainly.
I'm of average height, smart and debonair.
Behemoth is huge and hairy (hence he was christened Behemoth), pretty much what you expect from a web developer really.
smart and debonnaire?!
You're a programmer and analyst!
:D
There's nothing wrong with being and anal-cyst. Leave me alone!
And I can only sort of program anyway.
Couldn't find that eMail by the way - we'll have to redefine the components.
To the crystal dome.......
(or project communications forum)
The administraters may not be happy about this:
You momma's so fat she looks like a whale when swimming, just take a look:
Yo mamma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
I love the whale joke!
just moving:D
I got some I think:
Yo momma's so fat when she puts on a yeallow coat she bumps into things.
Yo momma's so dumb when she goes to the swimming pool she drives there.
I dunno how these work, someone tell me if I am on the right track (honestly I don't get yo momma jokes).
Yo mamma's so fat that when she dresses in yellow people confuse
her with a bus.
Yo mamma's so stupid that when I said it was chilly outside,
she ran out with a spoon.
Yo mamma's so fat that when God said "Let there be light.", he
asked her to move her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mamma's so fat that her clothes come in 3 sizes:
Jumbo, circus tent, and oh my god it's coming towards us!
Yo mamma's so stupid that she died before the police got to her
because she couldn't find the 11 on the phone.
Yo mamma's so fat that King Kong is afraid of her.
Yo mamma's so fat that she bit a few gigabytes of my Apple.
strange. I don't get yours either dreamlax.
your momma's so fat, she's everyone's momma...
I've got one now:
Yo momma's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving".
I heard this from some guy while I was asking him about yo momma jokes.
Yo mamma's so old and black that she could be destiny's grandma!
Yo mamma's so black and fat the when she went to the beach, they thought she was an oil spill.
ur momma so fat she sat on a rainbow,
and skittles popped out.
That wouldn't be racist would it?:mad::mad:Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
Yo mamma's so old and black that she could be destiny's grandma!
Yo mamma's so black and fat the when she went to the beach, they thought she was an oil spill.
No. How would it be?Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
That wouldn't be racist would it?:mad::mad:
SD
- Yo momma so ugly, she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly, your dad's breath smells of sh*t 'cos he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo momma so ugly, people go as her for halloween.
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, she had tinted windows on the incubator.
Yo momma so ugly, shes covered in little round marks, from people touching her with ten-foot barge poles.
More later, when I think of them.
Good grief, give me a break. Just because race is mentioned doesn't make something racist.Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
That wouldn't be racist would it?:mad::mad:
Hahahahahaha, Good one.Quote:
Originally Quoted by Behemoth
That wouldn't be camp would it?
No, it's 'good grief' as in the way Charlie Brown says it, and we all know what a randy bastard he is. Right?
And Jamagei, shut it you.
Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
No. How would it be?
Maybe I over-reacted a bit, butQuote:
Originally posted by HarryW
Good grief, give me a break. Just because race is mentioned doesn't make something racist.
what's being black got to do with anything?Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
Yo mamma's so old and black that she could be destiny's grandma!
Yo mamma's so black and fat the when she went to the beach, they thought she was an oil spill.
This post may cause offence. I don't know. But... you can't sue me now, cos I warned you. Ha.:rolleyes:
(If anyone has any serious problems with this post, I will delete it.)
I have nothing against black people, or anyone for that matter. (well except for mean and cruel people)
I apologize to anyone who was or is offended by my joke.
:)
I started this thread purely to be childish, amusing and mildly offensive. Please lets drop the supposed 'racist' angle, regardless of intent.
Are we all sitting comfortably?
:rolleyes:
PS. No offence intended, Harry ;)