On this thread post things people should NEVER EVER do! Lets see some crazy ideas!
Ill start:
NEVER EVER Run outside in the middle of a thunderstorm carrying a tall metal pole!
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On this thread post things people should NEVER EVER do! Lets see some crazy ideas!
Ill start:
NEVER EVER Run outside in the middle of a thunderstorm carrying a tall metal pole!
NEVER EVER reply to this thread.
OWNED!!!!! Wait.. that was to me! Damn! :ehh:. You could have come up with something like: NEVER EVER poke Mendhaks third eye!.Quote:
Originally Posted by dee-u
NEVER EVER question the golden chair society.
But he enjoys that so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monkz
NEVER bother to actually take the time to try and figure out what something posted in this forum section actually means especially when posted by certain members that enjoy posting something that has no immediate or recognizable meaning if you get what I mean.
I took your advice already, and havent bothered attempting to read this a second time. =DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hack
NEVER EVER SAY NEVER!
Because you'll end up in one of those long, strange, and meaningless conversations with people you don't know.
Never gonna give you up!
ClutterbuckQuote:
Originally Posted by Hack
NEVER EVER forget the apostrophe in any thread mendhak might view.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monkz
Never... ... ... mind. :(
NEVER EVER use commas or any other kind of punctuation when typing a run on sentence to allow your reader to pause for breath thus causing them to eventually die of oxygen deprivati...Quote:
NEVER bother to actually take the time to try and figure out what something posted in this forum section actually means especially when posted by certain members that enjoy posting something that has no immediate or recognizable meaning if you get what I mean.
Never bite your finger nails after scratching your a**
NEVER EVER swallow a pack of mentos, then try to chug diet coke!
NEVER EVER yawn while spraying underarm deodorant on! (I actually did this once - Cough, cough ... hack!)
Also ... NEVER EVER try to spit your gum out while you have *something else* in your mouth that you want to spit. The *something else* will lubricate the gum which causes it to eject fast and far, but the *something else* winds up getting all over your face!
-Max :D
Years ago I saw a David Letterman show where they were demonstrating what happens when you mix the two. They had a guy on who had hundreds of plastic containers of diet coke with mentos that were timed to mix with the coke and he put on a mentos/coke fountain show.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monkz
That's wasteful. NEVER EVER waste things like timers, cokes and mentos on coke fountains.
got a youtube link?Quote:
Originally Posted by EntityX
Neither of those are run-on sentences...Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
-- "It was raining I got wet."
-- "It was raining and my umbrella broke and I got wet and I had to run for the bus and Uncle George died of a heart attack yesterday and my dog suffocated to death in a McDonalds ball pit."
The first is a run-on sentence. The second is just badly constructed.
an aussie who clams to know Engish!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never live with two women. Their periods synchronize. 'nuff said.
Is that a good reason not to have more than one wife? :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
I have nothing but women in my house. 3 of 'em. Wife and two teen/young adult daughters. You wanna talk synchronization?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
-Max :D
Then instead of marrying a woman and having daughters, you should have married a man and had sons.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Peck
Er, no. I'll keep things as they are thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
-Max
Could always ditch the daughters and run off w/ the wifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Peck
Actually, we do that on a semi-regular basis! Took a 4-night cruise to the Bahamas in May. As they get older we'll do that kind of stuff more often! Last year we took a 5-night driving trip down to the Keys.Quote:
Originally Posted by JuggaloBrotha
-Max :D
You must live in Florida then, I never knew that about you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Peck
ugh. I have a wife and a 19 year old room mate. I thought i was having trouble understanding the wife. The roommate is certifiable.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Never get a lift from a non national taxi driver with a sat nav at half 4 in the morning....
NEVER EVER forget your bowl of white rice when eating a chicken barbecue!
Never ever set a stopwatch while having sex :(
you are quite possibly correct or incorrect. The definitions vary. Your first example is definitely a run-on sentence but the second could be considered one due to the fact that it contains more than one idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
I suppose. I understood the definition to be "multiple independent clauses not separated by a comma or conjunction".
according to wikipedia, it wasn't one. According to a much more reliable source however, it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
in your case, the correct punctuation would have been a period or semicolon if the ideas were related, which they were.Quote:
Originally Posted by mirriam-webster
Yes... and in some contexts, you'd probably get away with this too:
"It was raining, my umbrella broke, I got wet, I had to run for the bus..."
NEVER EVER tell your girlfriend that her friend has an incredible a**.
why not? I told my wife our roommate has incredible you know whats. I ended up getting flashed on my birthday. It's my xp's wallpaper now lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
Heh, boobies!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
Juggalo,Quote:
Originally Posted by JuggaloBrotha
Yup, sure do. We live in DeLand which is about a half-hour west of Daytona Beach. We live on a postcard here for sure.
-Max :D