Should I be worried?
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Should I be worried?
From what I understand, you have perforated your colon so many times that is has evolved a tough skin made of a titanium / leather compound.
You should be fine.
Tomorrow morning ... YES!!!! :afrog:
That depends...what did you have with it?
You know perfectly well that only Chardonnay goes with tacks...anything else is uncivilized.
I'm glad you didn't step on it. You should also eat a thumb and a bulletin board.
With a nice slice of sharp cheddah...mmmm-yummy
well, I guess we can no longer accuse crptcblade of being tack-tless.... unfortunately (for him, entertainment for us... maybe), in the end, this too shall pass.
-tg
If you run into a wall really fast, you can stay stuck to it for a few minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
People have eaten nails, tacks, and glass. There is some slight chance that it will lodge in your stomach or intestine and cause trouble, along with the slight chance that you will digest at least part of it. However, the most likely case is that you will have to watch closely to even notice when it leaves, which will probably be tomorrow, though could be the following day. Eat a whole can of corn right away, and when you see the corn (you will, we don't digest much of that, so if you eat a whole can of whole kernel corn, you'll see it) then you can be pretty sure that the tack is either in there somewhere, or left on the previous shuttle.
The tack will be really shiny when it comes out.
He may need to dig it up to find it if not visible at first. :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
So how did it go?Quote:
Originally Posted by koolsid
Nope :afrog:
Nope can mean you things...
1) you are constipated
2) It is still pinned to one of your intestines
which one is it?
Aww hell you guys... I was eating... :sick:
3. His stomach digested it. He is now tackful.
wysiwygQuote:
Originally Posted by maximilianmayrhofer
IE = Intestinal Evacuation
So what sick, masochistic, perverse, impulse caused you to read this thread while eating?Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
The sick, masochistic, perverse impulse that causes me to constantly underestimate the ability of CCers to post vividly graphic descriptions of their fecal matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy_Hiker
Amateur.... if you can't stand the posts, get out of the forum... :P
-tg
Oh I can stomach it alright. I have a lot of intestinal fortitude. Don't be so anal.
Flattery won't get you anywhere. :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max
How did you eat the thumbtack anyways?
Is that your girlfriend's idea of proposing? It might be similar to a news article I read a few weeks ago about a girl swallowing her engagement ring - to be after eating her ice cream voraciously.
You need to correct your girlfriend's perception of an engagement ring. But then I suppose she'll only propose to you once?
He probably thought normal rings were not tacky enough.
:lol:
[insert facepalm]
If you ate the thumbtack on purpose then I would say yes, you should be worried.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
In Soviet Russia, thumbtack eat YOU!!
You could also swallow one of those cow magnets. That should work.
You guys are coming up with some good ones.
i didn't know you were french. Just remember that Pica Syndrome can be controlled with medicine. (*citation needed)
No. :duck:Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
That is not something that I would be too interested in watching closely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Shouldn't be a problem for Joe - he's got lots of other cousins. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
and you're one of them?
No, but...... my mama is.
Suck it!
It's been days. Does crptcblade have a perforated colon, or has the issue passed?
I think we're all waiting for the answer to that one. Come to think of it, CC has become really quiet as we wait for him to respond. You could hear a pin drop.
I think he's too worried to reply in this thread.
C'mon joe it's just a thumbtack. Get over it.
We are still waiting for a thumbs up.
I find it amusing that none of us asked the obvious question of why he would swallow a thumbtack.
This one's muffled.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
You obviously haven't been around long enough to realize what a silly question that would be to ask. :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
Does anybody really want to know why?Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
As compared to how closely his crap will resemble a cluster of corn.Quote:
Originally Posted by homer13j
If we learn of the WHY... it would probably kill the entertainment value of this thread... sometimes it's better to not know... then that way all the rumours and speculations can flourish.
-tg
perhaps that is the answer! he was using thumbtacks to secure his ear of corn while he was eating it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer