I am having an ileo-anal pouch fitted (let the innuendos ensue) :D
Before you ask, I have agreed to give Zaza all my reputation points if I don't survive; so he can carry on my good name. :wave:
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I am having an ileo-anal pouch fitted (let the innuendos ensue) :D
Before you ask, I have agreed to give Zaza all my reputation points if I don't survive; so he can carry on my good name. :wave:
Have them retain the connection on your belly, you can use the pouch to transport beverages or water that way. Or to warm up baby milk.
I wanted those reputation points.
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It it similar to the pouch of kangaroos?Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
natal sounds like something to do with pregnancy and birth tests.
How many ops have you gone through again, visualAd?
Oceanebelle, he didn't say anything about natal. Where did you get that from?
Oddly, I was going along the same lines as OB, because I was going to ask if they could make him a marsupial. It may still be 'possum-ble.
However, this thread is pretty old, so we shouldn't keep it alive. Unfortunately, VisualAd expired many years back, though his memory lingers on, posting occasionally.
There is not room on this planet for the both of us. When I recover, you shall get whats coming to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Don't you remember? I said I would be a sarogate mother for your baby kangaroo's :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
I trust you will be able to barely tolerate Paul's witterings tomorrow, so that you can go into your operation with a muddled mind.
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Originally Posted by kregg
he edited it, I'm quite sure of what I saw, 20/30 vision...
he said... ileo natal pouch... :mad:
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Originally Posted by zaza
I can't find wittering in my dictionary... What does that word mean? complains? wails? moans?
Say it, say the word "anal".... You can't!!!!
This is my second operation of three. The next one is quite smell and probably in September.
Good luck next week vA :thumb:
Hey did you ask if they can hook you up with an internal WiFi? :)
Good luck Vis. My son went through similar, so I know your future, but the TSP (Temporal Secret Police) won't let me tell you.
Get someone to take a pic of you when you're in ICU, asap after surgery. It's the closest you'll come to resembling a BORG - because of the sheer number of machines you'll be connected to.
Also get your bed number and the number of beds on the ward. We can call you 5 of 12 or something.
So you won't be needing your car will you ? :wave:
Since we are talking about anal surgery, let's just maintain this typo...for posterity....or posterior...or whatever it takes to be the butt of jokes.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Actually I've just put some screen wash in my car; in the hole where the oil should go. I was meant to be moving out today, instead I am trying to find a garage for RAC to tow me to and get it sorted. :(
Good luck VisualAd:
I even looked it up i was so worried about you!
general anesthesia is the worst.
Depends if u use it recreationally or not!
my mom had an operation a few years ago. The first day after the operation, she couldn't speak or move anything even if she was awake. It wears off gradually and she was able to move on the second day but still couldn't speak much due to very dry throat caused by tubes as well as anesthesia. All in all I think she stayed in the hospital for about 4 days however her operation was cancer of the thyroid, so for Adam he might have stay in bed longer for everything to heal.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrmojorisin
I would have gladly visited even if I fear hospitals. :cry:
"Anal" :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
It would appear that my operation will not been on Wednesday. The NHS decided that an urgent case of obstructive bowel cancer took priority over me :mad:. I can hear Mendhaks flowers wilting in disappointment.
how disappointing. i dont know if my sister had a fitting... are you only having 3 surgeries, or are you going to have another to reconnect your rectum and intestine?
Eventually, yes. :D
woot! when was the surgery rescheduled for?
I will find out tomorrow, maybe August.
oh that sucks! stupid cancer patient!
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Is your speciality in subtlety, mendhak?
mendhak has only just recovered from his own intestinal tract problems, caused by some f*****g awesome roti canai with curry sauce. The straw that broke the camel's back was when he ate some of mine, and wept at the heat.
Funnily enough, his privy still smells sweeter than visualAd.
Why the hell are you smelling his toilet??
I'd have to agree that that is a very strange fetish indeed, even for this place.
:lol: :lol: :lol: PLEASE tell me you meant this as a rethorical question... I doubt I'd want to know the answer! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
The first thing Zaza does when he arrives at a restaurant is take me to the toilet and give us both a good sniffing.
Who? You and the toilet?
Well, who else?
BillGeek duh!
dclamp, go to bed.
i am now. i have been coding like all day :( im pooped ;)
I bet your face goes flush whenever he gives you both a good sniff.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
I heard zaza takes crisps into the toilet and does some good ol' packet sniffing.
D clamp its moring, u need to wake up!
He lives in the US.
i r awake now
Too damn late!! :mad:
I r fresh now.
I r tyrd now.
Loved that show. :) Especially the red guy...
i loved that show too. I like almost all the cartoons from the 90's... now they are new shows that i dont like so much. Like educational some what. I liked the shows from the 90's because they were just funny.
Yeah, funny and cynical! :D