No clever comments, inuendo, nudges or winks....what is this world coming too?
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No clever comments, inuendo, nudges or winks....what is this world coming too?
Quote:
Men aren't attracted by my mind, they're attracted by what I don't mind...
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
So what are you saying Parksie?
he's saying that men like him for what he will not mind doing.... :rolleyes:
Dennis...do you really want to start the gay thing again? I thought you'd been cured of that by td's flames long ago!
I'm not saying anything...I'm quoting some other woman :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
So what are you saying Parksie?
Jus' thought it were relevant ;)
cured??Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Dennis...do you really want to start the gay thing again? I thought you'd been cured of that by td's flames long ago!
naaaaah, I'll still call people gay, especially in a situation like this...
;)
*sigh*
Okay Katie, I think we need to tag-team Dennis and pound him into shape :)
Will you never learn?? I see Parksie didn't rise to the bait though....better luck next time.
Dennis must enjoy the abuse.....he definitely asked for it!
oops..
Oh...did I miss something?
Obviously :rolleyes:
Hey...where's Ian too!!! Geesh, people keep dissappearing on me......I swear I showered this morning....I guess I forgot to clean my mind...........
Hehe...don't bother :)
If you do it'll scare me away :eek:
Life is so much better when seen from a warped and perverted perspective....I think that's why I like chatting with you, paul and td so much...
:)
Yeah.... I'm really being pounded into the ground.... ouch, stop....
;)
Not only asking for...you're begging for it Dennis....
Are you confused...
or just gay?
I think you're getting confused about something Katie... ;)
I may be confused....but I'm not gay!
I'm pretty :confused: too.....
today I tried to talk to Amanda(the girl I have a crush on :o) and she ignored me :(
I'm pretty sure she heard me... :(
Hehe...I don't have images turned on ATM so that post looks quite funny... :D
I'm pretty :confused: too == I'm pretty : confused : too.
What did you say to her?????????????????
If you told her you were pretty and confused...chances are, you need to come up with a better pick-up line!
"Hi Amanda, how are you today?"
Hehehe :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
What did you say to her?????????????????
If you told her you were pretty and confused...chances are, you need to come up with a better pick-up line!
Have you told her how big your hard drive is??? Or referred to the size of your floppy? These things tend to annoy young girls....they don't know any better yet!
An 8 1/2in floppy..... ;)
Women never ignore me.
Katie?
....Katie?!? Are you listening to me? :rolleyes:
How would you know the size of Dennis' floppy?Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
An 8 1/2in floppy..... ;)
No.. I just asked how she was...
she may not have heard me.... I think I said it loud enough... but lots of other people were talking too....
anyway.. :(
I sure am Matthew...I just took your poll. I would never ignore you!
Katie - I was referring to td's thread.... :p
I wouldn't be that blue then Dennis. Chances are she just didn't hear you or she had something else on her mind at the time. Before you get too upset you need to make sure she hears you next time!
Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Katie - I was referring to td's thread.... :p
I know....I was just being a bizzatch!
thats a big problem.. this is the first time I've seen her in almost a month.....Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I wouldn't be that blue then Dennis. Chances are she just didn't hear you or she had something else on her mind at the time. Before you get too upset you need to make sure she hears you next time!
she isn't in any of my classes....
she was in lots of my classes in 6th and 7th.. and everything was dandy(we talked quite a bit), then in 8th she wasn't in my school, and now in 9th she is, but she's not in any of my classes....
Call her!
I've been trying to find her number for a long time, but she must be unlisted...
I guess you'll just have to stalk her!
I don't know what to do with that...... it's a wierd suggestion... ;)
I'm feeling a little weird today I guess.....
me too.... it's the middle of the week... and I wan't it to be friday evening.......
for me.. wednesdays usually suck...
Today I found out I got dropped out of computer science.... it was a bug in my schedule, they thought I was only down for a semester... now I have noplace to go until those *******s get everything fixed up, how it should have been since september....
and because of stuff like this, I'm always in a wierd mood on wednesdays
My husband's not at work today...he's home (probably in bed) and I'm not there with him....been having thoughts all day of what I would do if I were there and can't keep my mind on anything......and none of my sick minded friends are on today to help ease the pain.................definitely not a good Wednesday for me either
I've got a pretty sick mind too.... but some of the stuff that amuses me isn't appropriate at all for this board(John or James would yell at me..).... so I won't be telling many jokes ;)
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how
it remains so popular?
A man and his wife had been stranded on
a deserted island for many years.
The morning following a bad storm, a new
guy washes up on the shore. The new guy
and the wife are very attracted to each
other right away, but realize certain
protocols will have to be observed. The
husband, however, is very glad to see
the second man there.
"Now we will be able to have three
people doing 8-hour shifts in the
watchtower, rather than two people doing
12-hour shifts."
The second man is only too happy to help
and in fact volunteers to do the first
shift. He climbs up the tower and stands
watch, observing the ocean horizon for
any ships. Soon the husband and wife
start placing stones in a circle in
order to make a fire to cook supper. The
second man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!"
They look at each other and yell back:
"We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put
driftwood into the stone circle. Again
the second man yells down: "Heeey, no
screwing!"
Again they yell back, "We're not
screwing!"
Later they are putting palm leaves on
the roof to their shack to patch leaks.
Once again the second man yells down
from high above: "Hey, I said no
screwing!!"
They yell back "We said we're not
screwing!!"
Finally the shift is over and the second
man climbs down from the tower and the
husband starts to climb up. He's only
half-way up and the wife and the second
man are screwing their brains out. Once
he reaches the top, the husband looks
out from the tower and says:
"Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES
look like they're screwing."
I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them
above globes. They freak out and yell "Whooaa, I'm *way* too high!"
Coffee without caffeine. Beer without alcohol. Milk without fat.
What's next? Bridal suites without bunk beds?
Rumour has it that the intrepid New Zealanders have finally discovered
two new uses for sheep: meat and wool.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where
the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor
told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own
skin. However, the only skin on his body that the
doctor felt was suitable would have to come from
his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that
they would tell no one about where the skin came
from, and requested that the doctor also honor
their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked
more beautiful than she ever had before All her
friends and relatives just went on and on about
her youthful beauty.
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she
was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She
said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. There is no way I
could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.
I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek.
funny stuff!
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
What do you get when you put the energizer bunny
batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
Hehehe :D
Have you heard about the new douche called SSY?
It takes the PU out of *****!
Quote:
Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and
it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin
very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently
tracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ...
[EDITOR'S NOTE: To make room for news articles about important world events
such as agriculture, we're going to delete the next few square feet of the
woman's skin. Thank you.]
... until finally the two of you are lying there, spent, smoking your
cigarettes, and suddenly it hits you: Human skin is actually made up of
billions of tiny units of protoplasm, called "cells"! And what is even more
interesting, the ones on the outside are all dying! This is a fact. Your
skin is like an aggressive modern corporation, where the older veteran
cells, who have finally worked their way to the top and obtained offices
with nice views, are constantly being shoved out the window head first,
without so much as a pension plan, by younger hotshot cells moving up from
below.
-- Dave Barry, "Saving Face"
Quote:
New York:
Where men are men, sheep enjoy it, and lepers laugh their heads off.
Why did God make urine yellow?
So men can tell whether he's cumming or going!
This fellow was walking home from work one
evening, very depressed. He was married to a
nagging woman who was constantly switching
between treating him nicely and tearing down his
self esteem. To add to it, his best friend was to
be hanged that night for a capital crime.
He stomped into the house and slammed the door,
sunk in his self-pity. His wife said 'Honey,
what's the problem?'
'They're hanging my best friend, Tony Wright,
tonight!'
'I understand, go take a bath. I'll get supper
ready for you, Sweetie, and you can go down to
see him before the hanging. Now, won't that make
you feel better?'
He decides to not make it worse and agrees with
her proposal. Well, while she was getting supper
the paper came, hitting the front door with a
plop. She picked it up and opened it. The
headling said 'WRIGHT GETS STAY OF EXECUTION.'
She knew her husband would want to know
immediately and hearing the great news would
really lift his spirits, so she went up the
stairs and opened the bathroom door. There he
was, bent over and naked, cleaning the tub.
She said, 'Honey, they're not hanging Wright
tonight!'
He answered, 'The same old story. First you're
nice and then *****, *****, *****!!'
I liked that one Dennis!