Sarah Jessica Parker voted unsexiest woman alive

Sarah Jessica Parker voted unsexiest woman alive

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...RE_468x622.jpg

What do you think?

Have they seen Margaret Thatcher?

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Originally Posted by SurfDemon

Have they seen Margaret Thatcher?

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They said ALIVE ;-)

I see worse than that every time I go to the store. They are clearly biasing their result by restricting the pool in artificial ways.

While Parker isn't the fox she was back in her twenties anymore, this is a rather baseless assertion.

Also, when did Thatcher die? Has anyone told her yet, because she's still stubbornly walking around. It may be best to put a bullet in her head before she eats someone's brains.

That's nothing. Go to any state fair in the midwest.

That's nothing. Go to the midwest.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

That's nothing. Go to the midwest.

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. . . or the Middle East for that matter

"Take this quarter, go down town, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"

I've seen worse...

I'll call your unsexiest woman alive, and i'll raise you this:

She has a nice smile.

...and a great personality.

I see your fat woman (with the nice smile) and raise you this:

http://blogidaho.biz/wildenstein.jpg

Search google for Jocelyn Wildenstein if you think it's a fake :p

I raise you this:

http://www.ireporter.tv/Upload/www.c...ckson-ugly.jpg

Well i think it's a woman anyway.

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

"Take this quarter, go down town, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"

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Not the best movie in the world, but definitely not the worst.

it was one of his best. Classic.

I agree, one of the best. It's one of my kids favourite movies (along with "Who's Harry Crumb").

It insists upon itself. :(

I've got to vote for "The Great Outdoors"

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Originally Posted by wild_bill

I've got to vote for "The Great Outdoors"

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You would.

Sarah Jessica Parker = Foot Face

Seriously, think about it. Her face LOOKS LIKE A FOOT.

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Originally Posted by kasracer

Sarah Jessica Parker = Foot Face

Seriously, think about it. Her face LOOKS LIKE A FOOT.

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How about Horse Face

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...horse_face.jpg

Thanks for the link, it's very informational about the meaning of 'horse face'.

The only serious flaw "uncle buck" had was the fact it had mcaulley caukin (sic?) in it. But he didn't do too bad of a job either.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Buck, the movie

[at a meeting with the assistant principal, who's got a big unsightly growth on her face]
Anita: I'm Anita Hoargarth.
Buck Russell: [Staring at it] I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!

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Originally Posted by Mark Gambo

How about Horse Face

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mmm. When you said horse face, I instantly thought of...
http://media.kimatv.com/images/08031...ndra_Dupre.jpg
But then i tend to think phonetically..... ;)

Hehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

who was that?

The real Mayor of New York.

ah, of course. it's a doctored photo of a really ugly woman. Why didn't you say so.

don't forget whiney, crying, weeping voice Jodie Foster. i was rooting for hannibal lecter to eat her in silence of the lambs so i didn't have to hear that voice.

he did. Or didn't you notice her part was played by someone else in the 2nd one?

Were but the gods so kind..

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Originally Posted by mendhak

The real Mayor of New York.

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Actually it was the Governor of the State of New York ;-)

Sarah needs more beef. :-)
Just a little though.

Though, I must say that I'm a bit of a control freak, so a woman with such a westernize lifestyle is a bit unappetizing. Even though I live the in the western world and enjoy it's fruits, I like my conservative eastern chicks. The kind you find in a catalog. :-)

What ever happened to the happy homemaker moms?

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Originally Posted by Mark Gambo

Actually it was the Governor of the State of New York ;-)

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Whoop-dee-doo. We're saved!

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Originally Posted by silentthread

Sarah needs more beef. :-)
Just a little though.

Though, I must say that I'm a bit of a control freak, so a woman with such a westernize lifestyle is a bit unappetizing. Even though I live the in the western world and enjoy it's fruits, I like my conservative eastern chicks. The kind you find in a catalog. :-)

What ever happened to the happy homemaker moms?

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:ehh: You don't date much, do you.

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Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer

:ehh: You don't date much, do you.

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On the contrary, one of the most succesful dating website is "bride.ru". One'd assume the one with the highest chance of the relationship ending in marriage is the most succesful one, aight?

Second to that comes vbforums.com - everyone marries Mendhak, must be his charming good looks.

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Originally Posted by vbNeo

On the contrary, one of the most succesful dating website is "bride.ru". One'd assume the one with the highest chance of the relationship ending in marriage is the most succesful one, aight?

Second to that comes vbforums.com - everyone marries Mendhak, must be his charming good looks.

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I'm not sure that qualifies as dating, per se. Shopping, maybe.

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Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer

I'm not sure that qualifies as dating, per se. Shopping, maybe.

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Would you buy Mendhak if you saw him in a store? I think NOT!

If I saw him in a restaurant, I might order him.. :afrog:

Check it out, the Sarah Jessica Parker Stuffed Doll, available at local retailers everywhere!
http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(1).jpg

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

Check it out, the Sarah Jessica Parker Stuffed Doll, available at local retailers everywhere!

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Now THAT I would want.

I think you're confused, this is the stuffed doll, not the inflatable.

All the same to me

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Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer

I think you're confused, this is the stuffed doll, not the inflatable.

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Why would ANYONE, and i mean ANYONE (even her husband) want to pretend they were having sex with her?:confused:

I'd do her - if only to say I'd done a celebrity. Come on, she's not that ugly! I'd bet you 20$ most of the guys on these forums would have sex with her:p

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Originally Posted by vbNeo

I'd do her - if only to say I'd done a celebrity. Come on, she's not that ugly! I'd bet you 20$ most of the guys on these forums would have sex with her:p

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Let's be honest, she's female and she's got a pulse..... so she's qualified.

Actually, maybe even over qualified for some of the folks here ;)

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Originally Posted by SurfDemon

Let's be honest, she's female and she's got a pulse..... so she's qualified.

Actually, maybe even over qualified for some of the folks here ;)

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In fact, with that moose doll, some paper towells and a little imagination - anything can happen!

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Originally Posted by vbNeo

In fact, with that moose doll, some paper towells and a little imagination - anything can happen!

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:lol:
This thread has fallen into the abyss of the unknown...

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Originally Posted by BillGeek

:lol:
This thread has fallen into the abyss of the unknown...

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Oh really? I think all (the men at least) who read that know exactly what he means.

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

Oh really? I think all (the men at least) who read that know exactly what he means.

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Egg-zachary. :D