Sarah Jessica Parker voted unsexiest woman alive
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Have they seen Margaret Thatcher?
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Originally Posted by SurfDemon
They said ALIVE ;-)
I see worse than that every time I go to the store. They are clearly biasing their result by restricting the pool in artificial ways.
While Parker isn't the fox she was back in her twenties anymore, this is a rather baseless assertion.
Also, when did Thatcher die? Has anyone told her yet, because she's still stubbornly walking around. It may be best to put a bullet in her head before she eats someone's brains.
That's nothing. Go to any state fair in the midwest.
That's nothing. Go to the midwest.
. . . or the Middle East for that matterQuote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
"Take this quarter, go down town, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"
I've seen worse...
I'll call your unsexiest woman alive, and i'll raise you this:
She has a nice smile.
...and a great personality.
I see your fat woman (with the nice smile) and raise you this:
http://blogidaho.biz/wildenstein.jpg
Search google for Jocelyn Wildenstein if you think it's a fake :p
I raise you this:
http://www.ireporter.tv/Upload/www.c...ckson-ugly.jpg
Well i think it's a woman anyway.
Not the best movie in the world, but definitely not the worst.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
it was one of his best. Classic.
I agree, one of the best. It's one of my kids favourite movies (along with "Who's Harry Crumb").
It insists upon itself. :(
I've got to vote for "The Great Outdoors"
You would.Quote:
Originally Posted by wild_bill
Sarah Jessica Parker = Foot Face
Seriously, think about it. Her face LOOKS LIKE A FOOT.
How about Horse FaceQuote:
Originally Posted by kasracer
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...horse_face.jpg
Thanks for the link, it's very informational about the meaning of 'horse face'.
The only serious flaw "uncle buck" had was the fact it had mcaulley caukin (sic?) in it. But he didn't do too bad of a job either.
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Originally Posted by Uncle Buck, the movie
mmm. When you said horse face, I instantly thought of...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Gambo
http://media.kimatv.com/images/08031...ndra_Dupre.jpg
But then i tend to think phonetically..... ;)
Hehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
who was that?
The real Mayor of New York.
ah, of course. it's a doctored photo of a really ugly woman. Why didn't you say so.
don't forget whiney, crying, weeping voice Jodie Foster. i was rooting for hannibal lecter to eat her in silence of the lambs so i didn't have to hear that voice.
he did. Or didn't you notice her part was played by someone else in the 2nd one?
Were but the gods so kind..
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Originally Posted by mendhak
Actually it was the Governor of the State of New York ;-)
Sarah needs more beef. :-)
Just a little though.
Though, I must say that I'm a bit of a control freak, so a woman with such a westernize lifestyle is a bit unappetizing. Even though I live the in the western world and enjoy it's fruits, I like my conservative eastern chicks. The kind you find in a catalog. :-)
What ever happened to the happy homemaker moms?
Whoop-dee-doo. We're saved!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Gambo
:ehh: You don't date much, do you.Quote:
Originally Posted by silentthread
On the contrary, one of the most succesful dating website is "bride.ru". One'd assume the one with the highest chance of the relationship ending in marriage is the most succesful one, aight?Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
Second to that comes vbforums.com - everyone marries Mendhak, must be his charming good looks.
I'm not sure that qualifies as dating, per se. Shopping, maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by vbNeo
Would you buy Mendhak if you saw him in a store? I think NOT!Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
If I saw him in a restaurant, I might order him.. :afrog:
Check it out, the Sarah Jessica Parker Stuffed Doll, available at local retailers everywhere!
http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(1).jpg
Now THAT I would want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
I think you're confused, this is the stuffed doll, not the inflatable.
All the same to me
Why would ANYONE, and i mean ANYONE (even her husband) want to pretend they were having sex with her?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
I'd do her - if only to say I'd done a celebrity. Come on, she's not that ugly! I'd bet you 20$ most of the guys on these forums would have sex with her:p
Let's be honest, she's female and she's got a pulse..... so she's qualified.Quote:
Originally Posted by vbNeo
Actually, maybe even over qualified for some of the folks here ;)
In fact, with that moose doll, some paper towells and a little imagination - anything can happen!Quote:
Originally Posted by SurfDemon
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by vbNeo
This thread has fallen into the abyss of the unknown...
Oh really? I think all (the men at least) who read that know exactly what he means.Quote:
Originally Posted by BillGeek
Egg-zachary. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell