So, who was the better Professional, Bodie or Doyle...
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So, who was the better Professional, Bodie or Doyle...
lol!
td.
Weeellll, I've loads t do and can't be assed...
Change your sig now, all you'll get ***** slapped!
td.
<Sigh> My own organisation...
I'm warning you.
td.
Dunno about that. I'm on line with my 8 year old gagmeister nephew. More to come...
Thats it, you are so dead!
td.
you sound like two gays who are arguing....
"you better not do that girl"
"oh you are so dead honey"
HAHAHAHAHA
Dennis, don't even bother...
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Originally posted by Benjamin in thread Post Race!
...will I be convinced I am not gay??
td.
Dennis, this sounds like you an inquisitive mind this morning. You don't have to be embarressed about embracing homsexuality. Let you true feelings run.
BTW, td, you are going to see the wrong end of my handbag, sister...
NO.... damnit..... no, you didn't include my full post, thats not fair...... D'oh!
Warned you Dennis ;-)
Gaffer, don't go there girl, uh uh.
td.
you didn't warn me about anything!!!!
your'e all ******'s. end of story
*Ian runs off and get's the first plane to a non extredition country*
hey, I an not a ***!!!! Gaffers the one who prefers fishnet stockings....
And suspenders, Dennis. Don't forget the suspenders duckie...
<Gaffer lunges at td, only to be stopped by to rather large bouncers, one of whom looks mighty fine in those jeans, boy>
Get you dirty hands off my man, ho.
td.
I'm getting distinctly worried about this drink next week. We did say Cannon's didn't we? Not Heaven...
Cheers,
P.
Is that place still going?
td.
Dunno. But it's the only Gay club I know... I'm sure you and Gaffer could give me plenty more names from the sound of it (presumably you got them from Dennis):D
P.
Hey, young Dennis isn't gay.
He's just confused.
td.
yeah he's confused about wether he wants to take up the profession of working in a factory packing fudge
LOL! Really.
P.
I thought he was considering a career in a factory lifting shirts onto hangers.
td.
I thought he wanted to be a dog. Didn't somebody say something about a woofer?...
P.
Nah, that was poofter.
td.
he could also take up gardening of the vertical variety, very popular from what i've heard
Or he could join the Army, and perform rear guard actions.
td.
makes you wonder what 'square-bashing' is all about, doesn't it.
P.
I heard that you get good rates for being a Milkman, taking the cream up the back passage...
That is disgusting... funny tho'
P.
I feel a litle guilty IMHO.
Some of my best friends are gay (fawn fawn)
He may want a life on the beach, buthole surfing.
td.
Who is guilty and did he enjoy it?Quote:
I feel a litle guilty
P.
I think we should calm this down a bit....
oh bugger it
he could become a marine biolagist and search for the chocolate starfish
He could become a feared gun-slinging outlaw who calls himself the Arse Bandit.
td.
Or stopping the big brown plane leaving the depature lounge
He could try and win the race as a sausage jockey.
td.
And you say I scare you... How many euphemisms do you know, and more to the point, how...
P.:)
What? we're only giving Dennis a bit of career advice...
td.
you guys call me gay.... look what Ian just sent me on ICQ:
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lol. i'm off for a ***, back in a mo
;)
DOH
*** = Cigarrette
LMFFO :D
Dennis, nobody is saying your'e gay. Just a bit confused, that's all ;-)
td.
Keep it going, I'm writing these down in preparation for future arguments ;)
I'm quite sure Dennis does not drive the chocolate highway! Fourteen is such a weird age...give him a break...there's a lot of pot holes on the highway you know!
firstly, I know *** means cigarette, but it's a good joke, and secondly, GADNABBIT I AM NOT GAY OR CONFUSED, I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
and what do you mean wierd age?
I feel the same as I always have...
My daughter is going through fourteen right now. Not quite a kid..not quite an adult...puberty confuses everything. You may not "feel" any different but I bet your Mom notices some differences. More emotional than physical.
The only thing different I have noticed, *ahem* is the stupidity of those around me...... I used to think people at school were intelligent, not very, but at least a little.... but now when I listen to people, all I hear is them talking about rape, and other sexual acts that make me feel like puking....
here is an excerpt from a conversation I heard:
"whoever it points to *they were playing an wierd variation of spin the bottle* gets to **** 3 blonds with really big tits, and they are virgins, and when they have orgasms they bleed, and you **** them so hard they die"
I can't deny it, I would like to have sex.... but with the girl I love..... not some stupid bimbos, and dear God not like that.. those people are so ****ing sick...... I felt like beating the crap out of the person who said that..... I almost threw up when I heard it... :mad:
ughhh, just thinking about that and typing it is making me sick....
and that song you recomended a while back... "Teenage dirtbag" well it's a good song, but I just don't feel that way... I feel like it's the other people who are idiots and "dirtbags".... everywhere I turn there is somebody talking about sex, or violence, or drugs... all three mentioned activities aren't too harmful if taken in light doses, and safely of course. (ex: protected sex, violence in video games, drugs perscribed by a doctor) but these *******s are talking about rape, real-life violence, and illegal drugs & alcohol.....
:mad::mad::mad::mad:
and everybody acts like school is a joke.....
they laugh at people who get -- or try to get good grades... but the thing the idiots don't realize is, they aren't going to be the ones laughing 30 years down the road when they are still being burned by hot french fry oil.....
I shouldn't have talked so much during this post, but I just get pissed when I hear people talk... nothing intelligent ever comes out.... it's just mindless dribble....
That whole post is exactly what I was talking about....I would be willing to bet that it didn't bother you that people were so stupid last year...or that you didn't notice it nearly as much....
BTW you'd better write back and tell me how adorable my kids are or I won't be speaking to you again!
[Edited by barrk on 01-12-2001 at 10:17 AM]
I will as soon as I can check my email :rolleyes:
I am in school right now...
and the thing about it not bothering me that people are stupid.. well it really doesn't now.... if I couldn't hear them or they didn't talk to me, I woulnd't mind ;)