EEEEEEEVIL I TELL YA!!
I'm beginning to believe that Adam was created by the forces of good and light
Eve was created by the forces of EEEEEvil and darkness
:afrog:
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EEEEEEEVIL I TELL YA!!
I'm beginning to believe that Adam was created by the forces of good and light
Eve was created by the forces of EEEEEvil and darkness
:afrog:
Children, which are also evil, emerge from women.
I see a pattern here.
You guys obviously don't know the right women (or children).
Ah! An excellent point from the educated mendhak
bpd has clearly been brainwashed by this EEEEEEEEvil species
Rejected again?
Or, is a woman or child.
Are we thinking of the same Adam? :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
Oh, you mean the one from the bible!
"I want my rib back."
- al bundy to his wife.
I suggest you get drunk and pay for distraction. That'll fix your problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
there are some remarkable parralells between eve and pandora, does that make eve a copy cat?
as they say all the good girls are taken :(
I blame the crabs.
I've always been blamed for them :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
What did I do to deserve this distinction? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
Did she empty out your credit card? :p
That's why women is very attracted to money and expensive items.Quote:
Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
Because money is the root of eeevvvviiillllll!!!!!
Here's 100 dollars b***z go fetch me a beer.
ROFL
do u really think they are? because if you do then you probably think your mum is...no offence. I think you should get your hand on one of those relationship books, like "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" . You will understand them better. :D
I am not a female if u r starting to thinks so
Well, books such as that are good yeah, but if taken to heart and by word it becomes bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by compWizard2K7
Tendency is for the woman to want to change the man to be the perfect MR. right described in those relationship books.
Another area you can venture into is to read psychology books and try to understand why men are different from women.
- Just my 5 centavos.
And then there's Debbie :afrog:
actually the correct quote took place at his high school reunion and peg asked him if he was in the mood.Quote:
Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
"What's that in your pocket"
to which Al replied:
"My rib"
Ah yes....Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
All women go into a relationship intending to change the man
All men go into a relationship hoping she will stay the same
Invariably both are disappointed
You might not be female. But you do sound FEMININE....time to come out of the closet maybe? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by compWizard2K7
no spamming your own thread please. :D
SEE! EEEEEEVIL! You're already telling me what to do with my own thread!!! :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
meh, the purpose of this thread was for your lament against women, now you are changing focus to the poor guy that was just trying to help you.
if you were my boyfriend, then you should be wary, but since I am not then this is just friendly advice!
spamming is bad, if you spam you're bad! mmkay???
haha, I'm just really confused by women lately. They're just TOO COMPLICATED!!
Let me ask you a question, "How do u put a girafe into a fridge?". I know it is out of the question but just answer it. :D
Cut it into steak sized chunks ready to eat at a later date
mmmmm tasty :afrog:
Evil backward is live. :confused:
FACT: Complications peaks around PERIOD time. This the time when Irrationality is at the highest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
They'd cry at just about anything and everything and you'll be left wondering what you did wrong...
Even I a girl is left dumbfounded about this.
I suggest you prepare for the worst when their red days are up. :D
Just a friendly advice!
Yeah but how am I supposed to know WHEN that is? Telepathy??
Here are some answers to that one:Quote:
Originally Posted by compWizard2K7
http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/o/jonfoote...mor/fwd27.html
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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
1) Body temperature is too high
2) When she is unnaturally emotional!
3) Everything you say or do is wrong (irrationality). This is the time when she becomes really selfish she'd want everything done her way or at least to her advantage. :p Hahahaha.
4) She has this urge to eat and shop, and eat while shopping
5) Hypochondria is at the worst!!!
6) Just bloody ask her! :p Or make a pact with her to tell you when she is having your periods so that you can prepare for the worst. :p
Women are complicated. PERIOD.
Don't try to understand them!
7) When they see a "Buy 1 get 1 free" sale and immediately buy 2 things they don't need, thinking that they've saved 50%. When they could have just not bought anything and saved 100%. :ehh:
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Originally Posted by mendhak
true true... but then knowing girls (even myself :blush: ) that comes naturally even on non period days.
Most of the times I need rational advice to stop myself from such a downfall...
Thankfully I am fully aware that women (including me) are like this thus I have lesser (hopefully) disasters.
No, that's typical month-round behaviourQuote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Yeah right, you'd wish.Quote:
Originally Posted by compWizard2K7
Your mum is.... also dude.
Tell me the name of the author and I will tell you that the book is singular in perspective no matter what you do.
:thumb:
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by tommygrayson
First of all, my mum is not.
Secondly, The name of the author is John Gray.
Ohh..one more thing, Why do u say All women are evil? I think it will be better as All the women I meet are evil.:D dont you think???
I Am Eeeeevil!!! Bwahahahaha
Does a name John Gray have a PhD in a ... say anything?Quote:
Originally Posted by compWizard2K7
Is that book based on what ... psychology?
Because it is in the thread topic.
Maybe, but that is in another thread topic.
I only stay on topic even it is Chit/Chat.
Well as already established here women try to change men into what they want them to be. Surely that in itself is an evil thought process!?!
The devil wears Prada you know? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
Ah most true! The evidence is clear to see all around us!
The truth is out there, just not in the same place, or in some people I know, not even on the same planet
Phew! That's a bit profound! :sick:
And have you ever noticed how the name of the "supposed" first woman is so close to the word evil
EVE/EVIL
Hmmmmmm, coincidence? I think not!
I hadn't noticed that but now I can breathe a sigh of relief that this particular parallel has finally been pointed out.
off-topic but relevant:
S A N T A
S A T A N
they both wear red and black
YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER
Just remember that reality is an illusion created by the lack of alcohol.
Orson Welles? :ehh:
Norman Frederick Simpson
Who? :ehh:
Norman Frederick Simpson
Wikipedia "norman Frederick Simpson"
'nuff said.
Who? :ehh:
Norman Frederick Simpson
ooooooookay.
I think this thread has been officially hijacked! :D
by Norman Frederick Simpson
(The original premise was 100% accurate though:thumb: )
You can WIKI him, but basically, he was an alcoholic author.
Oh, sure. Give me the one with all the monsters...Quote:
Originally Posted by compWizard2K7
How many guys here feel they could relate better to a Martian than a woman?
:wave:
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Originally Posted by Gary Campbell
can't I join in?