No kidding. I actually meet her a month ago, but I know... I just do.
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No kidding. I actually meet her a month ago, but I know... I just do.
And we lost our company softball game. Real bad, like... They put people on the bases who only sit in front of computer's bad. And we had to face Rod's Auto Service. People who are used to manual labor and live it, but for some reason join D league softball in order to whomp on everyone.
I will never get my oil changed at Rod's Auto Service, damn commie softball playering liars. I mean, really.... Most people wore shorts and they showed up with uniforms, bags for their bats and nicknames on their jerseys. D League? My ass... Then again, if you ended up working for an automotive company, your aspirations in life are probably pretty low.
:lol:
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Originally Posted by sevenhalo
So you're time-shifter.
I meet her a month ago, this week I act. I got offered a full time position from this contract and now I'm ready to make life happen.
Nah, I'm no time shifter. I was until the shift went zone and switched that on me. Now I have to substiute my C's for E's and decrement to keep up.
Can ANYone understand what the hell he's saying??? :ehh: :confused:
He's making as much sense as NotLKH.
You mean "I met her a month ago" or "I will meet her in a month" ?
o.O
He's a time shifter. Kinda like me. Just not quite as good.
Something about working for an automobile company and wearing a jersey with his soon to be wife's nickname on the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
It's a good thing I passed out, otherwise - this thread could have become embarassing.
Something about grease monkeys beating computers on a baseball field in D day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
I'm sure your wife wasn't too happy about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
I hadn't asked her out, she was on vacation... But I was talking to her today and she mentioned her "mother in law" and yeah.... Future wife - gone.
And no, it does not have anything to do with that thread I just posted about 3 moments. I forgot about this thread until I got on VBF and decided to update you on this status.
*cry*
dang dude that sucks, i met this girl the other day, she was all flirting with me and stuff, and joking and the whole nine, gave me her phone number and stuff, and we were talking a bunch, i find out the next day, she has a boy friend, now she still like talks to me, but i find it odd...
Shes just working both sides of the field. In case things get worse with her boyfrined, she will have you waiting in the wings :DQuote:
Originally Posted by damasterjo
Well it could just be a ploy to keep you at a distance. Kind of like those women that wear engagement rings to keep guys off of them. Does she know you lik her?Quote:
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
She doesn't wear her ring, and it was obvious that she knew she slipped when she told me about her mother in law. If it was a ploy, she faked recovrey very well.... To the point I would be concerned.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
Oh then if she doesnt wear the ring and it seems that she let it slip about her mother-in-law then perhaps shes opening the door to you. :D
But if thats true, would this be the type of person you would want to have something serious with?
Yeah, if she meant to let it slip... But the way she let it slip and tried to recover, I knew it was a mistake and I wasn't a real scenario.
What can I say, I'm a bad person.
Well as for me, I would want someone who would want to and feel proud to wear my ring. Since you say you met your "wife" then I assume this is somewhere you would want it to go. There could be "issues" in the marriage so it could go either way but if it does go your way then be prepared for a long duration before things can "happen".
Bottom line is this... I had no idea about her marital situation when i made this thread; I just knew we were alot alike. She did come onto me, quite a bit and that's why I thought. She just misjudged the target. I either wanted a stand or a possibility and she shot grey. A year from now, I might not mind that. Sorry to say to her husband, but... I qould not have. Just right now, I'm either out for fun or out for it.
LOL, Ok then do some multitasking in life. Who says you have to be committed to her if you two are just feeling each other out for possibiities. Dont tell her your going out trolling for "stuf". :D Then if it ever does happen you wont be all desparate and push things. ;)
I still can't understand sevenhalo - is he still passed out?
I might rejoin the thread after he's woken.
I'm sober again, but don't get your hopes up. I rarely ever make sense.
Always sober, one should...Quote:
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
one should ... ??? Eat?? Rice?
Dating is a numbers game. If you have multiple girls on the go, one of them will turn out well and you just dump the others unceremoniously :D
It's not like they wouldn't do it to us!
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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
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Ok, I gotta bump this cause she came onto me today... And it was obvious, like REALLY obvious.
I got off work and went to go buy some supplies before tonight's softball game. I was like third in line and after she finished up ringing the guy in front - she looked up, saw me and said "hi" in that overly friendy, verging on perky sort of way.
Now this alone was a sign, but it doesn't stop there. She immediately followed it by pulling her scrunchy and doing that hair flip thing (you know, the corny thing they film in slow-motion for B rated movies?). That was sign #2 according to my books.
She finished up ringing the last guy infront of me and then proceeded to tell me that "I should come in dressed normal cause the suit makes me look too cute."
Sign #3, right? I mean, that was more like crashing into a billboard at 75mph. So what did I do? Being the quick-witted, super smooth guy that I am; I chuckled, said thanks and left. Probably not my most shining moment, and I'll spend the next week thinking of those not-so-quick-witted, charming things I could have said - just to torment myself.
Which leads me to why I bumped this. Is this a cause for concern? I'm pretty sure I remember her talking about a mother-in-law? Was she just being nice; cause I've never seen someone follow up a hair flip with a compliment. Wouldn't that be excessive?
I have to answer these questions before I can start torturing myself with "what if's?"
Ah yes!!! The curiosity itch that needs to be scratched.Quote:
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
You can never know the answer to your questions if you are observing from afar.
Try to go closer dude. Have dinner or something. Just go and talk personally with her.
You have to get this business over with.
Put us all out of our misery and invite her out.
I'd rather be rejected with certainty than admired uncertainly.
I was reading this part and was thinking "Alrigh, hes finally made some progress with her!" But then as I read on, oh the disapointment. :lol:Quote:
... and went to go buy some supplies ...
RobDog's official witty comebacks...
1. Say "Hi back to her instead of just having a blank look on your face.
2. Compliment her flinging hair.
3. "Oh you think i look good in this suit? You should see me out of it."
If you would have done these you would have had to go back to the store to get some real supplies. :D
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RobDog888 - Super Moderator of VBForums and cheesy chat-up line head honcho. :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
"Hey honey, when you iron my baseball shirt, remember not to burn the name on the back."
Ok, I'm going to mark this thread resolved.
After I got of work today - I ran back over to get some beer. I was wearing a sweatshirt and she gave me hell. I told her it was because I had to work today and the AC is always too cold. She said "Ohh, ok... My boyfriend does the same thing. I have never seen him not wearing jeans and a sweatshirt as long as I've known him." Now, this new fact could open new topics - I'm sure. But I distinctly heard "my boyfriend." So yeah, mother-in-law, I dunno.... Hair flick + "you're too cute", I dunno... Boyfriend wears sweatshirts... At this point, I don't care. Even if she's lieing or playing me out - too much hassle to bother.
Just tell her point blank - "You want to ___ __ __?" If she says yes then your in like Flynn but if she's offended then you may get a *SLAP* :D
So she doesn't like sweats, and her boyfriend always wears them. Gee, perhaps the two points are related. She liked you when you wore a suit, and she works as a cashier in the local market. Put it all together and what do you get?
Looks like she is looking for an upgrade in cash.
So are you really married, and if so why was I not invited to the weeding? :mad:
I would go with RobDog's suggestion. Its painfully obvious she's not faithful and giggles with glee at the sight of you. Most people don't care enough what other people wear to voice their opinion about it to their face.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
I would just add an invitation to the bar for some cold ones before executing Rob's suggestion.
Please note the [RESOLVED]. Thanks. :wave:
Please note this is Chit Chat. It's never resolved.
Resolved for you perhaps.Quote:
Originally Posted by sevenhalo
The rest of us still have unresolved issue's in this thread.
Indeed